Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Kitman 2316]

Indeed Chaser. They've had huge amounts of cash to spend, they should have been able to buy their way to the top with a bit of competence and strategic nous. Instead theyve fucked up each manager appointment in a perpetual cycle of early termination, binning the old manager's players and then buying new players for a new manager/approach. Theyve wasted such huge amounts of money theyve run out of PSR headroom deapite being one of the richest clubs in the world. Its glorious 😂😂😂

 

Now King Rat has come in and his solution is to swing the axe on the club infrastructure, destroying morale and any sense of club harmony. Beautiful, hollow the fuck out of them, we all know how that goes. Appoint a yes man like Penfold to run the club single handed while youre at it,  that'll save a pot of cash. No doubt Amorim will be binned by next season and the whole dance will start again.

 

The saying "the beatings will continue until morale improves" seems appropriate here. 

[wykikitoon 22684]

The PSR situation doesn't count towards the likes of Man Utd. I fail to beleive they'll not spend a wedge in summer. 

[Toonpack 11310]

46 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

The PSR situation doesn't count towards the likes of Man Utd. I fail to beleive they'll not spend a wedge in summer. 

Some special adjustment no doubt (again) Amorim broke a finger nail opening a stuck drawer on his desk, £50 million HSE review by INEOS specialist.

[Blastronaut 1368]

Rangers announcing Barry Ferguson, Alan McGregor, Billy Dodds and Neil McCann as Caretakers is interesting.

 

For whatever reason it has me picturing Steven Segal standing at a bus stop in the rain, desperately trying to convince passers by that he's a black-belt in some obscure martial art.

[wykikitoon 22684]

No way Napoli can afford a decent wedge for this sack of shite. He's worth what? £20m?

[ewerk 33044]

I assume he wasn’t nearly as bad in Serie A which is why Man U were interested in the first place. I’d be surprised if they got back even half of what they paid for him.

[Andrew 5124]

2 minutes ago, ewerk said:

I assume he wasn’t nearly as bad in Serie A which is why Man U were interested in the first place. I’d be surprised if they got back even half of what they paid for him.

He only spent one season at atalanta and got 9 goals.

 

It was mental of them to drop 70 million on him but it was about when haaland, isak and nunez all moved and they HAD to sign a big money striker to keep up appearances.

[ewerk 33044]

He’s worth €60m according to Transfermarkt. And they use STATISTICS to work these things out. And we all know STATISTICS are never wrong.

[wykikitoon 22684]

[PaddockLad 18940]

Ok, someone with more time than me today can start to list the runners and riders responsible for this  

 

https://archive.is/J50cP

[Toonpack 11310]

5 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

Ok, someone with more time than me today can start to list the runners and riders responsible for this  

 

https://archive.is/J50cP

If it’s same case, porn king at the bubble blowers who has injunctions out all over.

[wykikitoon 22684]

Chelsea fan singing for Roman Abramovich last night  

[PaddockLad 18940]

1 minute ago, Toonpack said:

If it’s same case, porn king at the bubble blowers who has injunctions out all over.

What the dildo seller? Exploiting under age girls? I don’t believe you

[Howmanheyman 36412]

43 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

What the dildo seller? Exploiting under age girls? I don’t believe you

 

Think his missus and mother of his son used to spread 'em for his mags back in the day. Maybe he's used to getting his way despite looking like a poisonous dwarf?

[The Mighty Hog 571]

https://archive.ph/hCkMn

 

That's Eurosport away. 

[wykikitoon 22684]

Scandelous that. No cycling in the UK now unless you're willing to spend £31 a month. Fucking joke.

 

[Gemmill 49667]

 

 the premier league can always find the worst solution to every problem. 

 

How the fuck do they think they can get away with basically giving Man City and Chelsea a pre-sale on summer transfers, and lock out the rest of the division? 

 

It basically turns the rest of the league into the equivalent of low-life pot 6 dross. 

 

Edited Thursday at 14:43 by Gemmill

[Dazzler 11675]

38 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

 the premier league can always find the worst solution to every problem. 

 

How the fuck do they think they can get away with basically giving Man City and Chelsea a pre-sale on summer transfers, and lock out the rest of the division? 

 

It basically turns the rest of the league into the equivalent of low-life pot 6 dross. 

 

What the fuck are Chelsea doing in the club world cup? They haven't won a European trophy (or the club world cup) since 2021.

 

Surely, this interim transfer window has to be opened to everyone? Not like anyone will be willing to sell to either unless for mental money and most of Chelsea's players on mortgage length contracts anyway.

[Gemmill 49667]

Exactly that's the other thing. Firstly who else has an open window during this special pre-sale to even sell to them? But secondly, as you say, who is gonna be daft enough to sell to them in a false market, unless they offer mental money. 

 

What it does do though, is give these clubs first dibs on anyone with a value release clause. Which is just another reason that it can't be allowed to happen. 

[Dazzler 11675]

16 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Exactly that's the other thing. Firstly who else has an open window during this special pre-sale to even sell to them? But secondly, as you say, who is gonna be daft enough to sell to them in a false market, unless they offer mental money. 

 

What it does do though, is give these clubs first dibs on anyone with a value release clause. Which is just another reason that it can't be allowed to happen. 

I mean, any club can activate a release clause when the window is closed tbf - it happens all the time. We could agree the fee and terms well in advance so them being able to have them on the books sooner wouldn't make much difference other than they have an unfair amount of time to integrate.

 

I see no upside to this for Man City and Chelsea other than that though because they will have to pay way inflated fees players who might be fucking shit in their set ups (or get injured with the extra games).

[ewerk 33044]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c0rzzpnqywqo
 

Quote

Tebas said: "City have a lot of companies in their group which lie outside the City Football Group structure, extra companies where they put their expenses.

"These other companies lose the money but not the club itself. We have reported Manchester City to the EU. We have the facts and figures.

"We asked for City to be checked. It's very important that all clubs are subject to the same transparency rules and governance on both the sporting and financial side.

"The City case is one where we believe they have put the losses on the companies that are not officially part of City Football Group."

He added: "They have a scouting company, a marketing company. That's where they have very high expenses. They invoice City for less money.

If true then this is quite a clever structure to reduce costs while maximising revenue.

[NJS 4557]

It might be true about City but Real being all anti-creative accounting still stinks. 

[thebrokendoll 10220]

16 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

 the premier league can always find the worst solution to every problem. 

 

How the fuck do they think they can get away with basically giving Man City and Chelsea a pre-sale on summer transfers, and lock out the rest of the division? 

 

It basically turns the rest of the league into the equivalent of low-life pot 6 dross. 

 

 

blatant plagiarism here by one half of the loony double act.

[Toonpack 11310]

20 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

blatant plagiarism here by one half of the loony double act.

 

[wykikitoon 22684]

Mate sent me Everton new ground layout.