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On 07/02/2025 at 15:10, wykikitoon said:

I see Gary Mabbutt is defending flange talking about injuries. Howe had similar injury issue last season pal and didn't get close to relegation or humiliated like you have just been. Fat cunt. 

Both Gary Mabbutt and Kathy Secker have mouths which irrationally annoy the living piss out of me- they both talk out of one side of them, and it gets me in a reet Wykiki mither, ah tells thee.

 

Mabbutt does get positive bonus points for waking up on holiday to find a rat had eaten part of his foot, but not enough to put the side-mouth negatives in the black

 

 

Side mouth cunts
 

 

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1 hour ago, wykikitoon said:

Both need to be put on the register IMMEDIATLEY! 

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The football grounds of the  south of England are littered with utter cunts like these… one of them is a mate. I remember watching the 2005 champions league final and him taking the piss out of me saying Newcastle would and could never be as great or successful as his “beloved” Liverpool. He’s now a season ticket holder at Bournemouth. His best mate also supports Watford and was in attendance at Wembley when Man City twatted them 6-0 in the 2019 carabao cup final whilst simultaneously being a Bournemouth season ticket holder…

 

Theyre fucking EVERYWHERE :lol:  the only surprise is there weren’t more making a show of themselves 

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2 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

These cunts are beneath the mackems though…

 

 

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I would suggest they are mackems too. Those places, in particular Ashington. are fucking riddled with attention seeking MLFs (Felton not so sure, had never even heard of the place until now, I think it is somewhere in middle earth) and well we know how they like to be bezzie marras with other clubs. FTM.

Wor lasses old ‘boss’ was a proud mackem/manc (as well as her hubby) and yes they hailed from Ershinton.

Same scarves I suppose, cheap trampy cunts.

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You should acquaint yourself with Felton cos The Running Fox is there, right on the riverbank. Tremendous pies, cake and other baked goods. 

 

There's a canny pub on the other side of the river too. 

 

There might even be a village green upon which to kick fuck out of the Felton Reds. 

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