Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[wykikitoon 22557]

7 Minors?! Fuck me, I am sure it wasn't that many when I did my test.

[The Fish 11306]

33 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

7 Minors?! Fuck me, I am sure it wasn't that many when I did my test.

 

I passed first time. Didn't get any faults at all.  

 

[Dazzler 11506]

1 hour ago, AgentAxeman said:

 

 

 

Theirs just drive cars? Sad.

 

[PaddockLad 18828]

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 14555]

Precedent nicely set from PGMOL. Anyone who doesn’t like a decision, simply gather en masse and send death threats to the referees and get it overturned 

[NJS 4549]

The same appeal process that upheld Schar's. 

 

Fuck. Off. 

[Andrew 5111]

2 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Precedent nicely set from PGMOL. Anyone who doesn’t like a decision, simply gather en masse and send death threats to the referees and get it overturned 

 

They should've upheld it just for this imo. 

 

 

[acrossthepond 961]

Flagrant red shirt rule at play. Hembarrassing. 

[wykikitoon 22557]

https://x.com/talksportbet/status/1884242651513344193?s=48&t=W2GwvsnbiaYk7FN05LXjiQ

 

Was sent this by the BIL for Obvs reasons. I like mccoist and can't argue with too many of his selections. Well apart from LB. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 14555]

10 hours ago, Andrew said:

 

They should've upheld it just for this imo. 

 

 

Aye. Doesn’t really send a good message to their referees either. “Make your decisions but mind, we’re not going to stand by you”

[PaddockLad 18828]

31 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

https://x.com/talksportbet/status/1884242651513344193?s=48&t=W2GwvsnbiaYk7FN05LXjiQ

 

Was sent this by the BIL for Obvs reasons. I like mccoist and can't argue with too many of his selections. Well apart from LB. 

That’s plainly been recorded just after Palace beat us. Wood in front of Isak? Away and fuck off ya jumped up mackem/hun hybrid  

[wykikitoon 22557]

23 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

That’s plainly been recorded just after Palace beat us. Wood in front of Isak? Away and fuck off ya jumped up mackem/hun hybrid  

 

[RobElliott 1769]

More news about untaxed money flowing into and out of Chelsea as recently as 2021 from Abramovich on the BBC.

 

What's going to happen Sweet FA

[strawb 4614]

Jordan Henderson has gone on strike again to push through a free transfer to Monaco, got to protect that Saudi cash somehow. 

[Dazzler 11506]

1 hour ago, strawb said:

Jordan Henderson has gone on strike again to push through a free transfer to Monaco, got to protect that Saudi cash somehow. 

Hasn't he already been stung for tax on the Saudi money since he didn't live in the country long enough?

[Kid Dynamite 7557]

3 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

Hasn't he already been stung for tax on the Saudi money since he didn't live in the country long enough?

I don't think he owes tax on it as long as he doesn't move back to the UK for a certain period.

 

Edit - He's got to live somewhere else for 5 years or he's liable for tax

 

However, anti-avoidance rules known as the 'temporary non-residence rules' may prevent UK individuals from taking advantage of more beneficial CGT regimes overseas. A person who is treated as temporarily non-resident is subject to tax, on their return to the UK, on certain income and gains accruing, arising or remitted during their period of non-residence, or which would have been attributed to them if they had been resident during that period. These temporary non-residence rules apply where the period for which the taxpayer does not have sole UK residence is “five years or less” – with the effect that an individual will need to be non-UK resident for six complete tax years (if split year treatment is not available) to guarantee that the 'temporary non-residence rules' will not apply. A return to the UK so soon after leaving may result in an unwelcome tax bill on return.

Edited January 31 by Kid Dynamite

[Alex 36565]

Quite an unedifying end to Henderson’s career. I had a lot of time for him as a player but he’s pissed on his chips in terms of the moral role model image he tried to project before going to Saudi Arabia. And the mackems have disowned him. So it’s not all bad news for him 

[Gemmill 49343]

He's obviously quite enjoyed paying no tax as well, so wants to end his career at another tax haven. The gormless rat. 

[Howmanheyman 36199]

Looks like Rashford to Villa on loan. Interesting to see how that goes, can't see Emery putting up with a huffy player, might not be good news if he gets a tune out of him, gives others a break as well. 

[Gemmill 49343]

He'll be well short of fitness if Amorim is to be believed about his lack of interest in training. Probably get him close to fitness again just as the season finishes. 

 

I hope they waste the Duran money on him in the summer, cos he absolutely reeks of someone that walks away from the game early. His heart hasn't seemed in it for ages. 

[Howmanheyman 36199]

"Hey! Loving your football output Josh but we're getting some negative feedback from the oldie dinosaurs who support clubs that aren't 'United' or Liverpool football club. They're saying it's just Gary Neville and Jamie Carragher's channel. Any ideas to pacify them a bit, the subscriptions are falling through the floor otherwise I wouldn't give a flying one."

 

"Yeah, sooner those 'saurs die off the better! Leave it with me, I've had an idea I've been chewing over for a while, might be a good time to put it out there!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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[Gemmill 49343]

Fucking hell man. Hockle and Greb's wives speak. Hold the fucking front page. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 14555]

You could kick any of those 244,000 people off the edge of a cliff to their demise and nobody would be any worse off 

[Alex 36565]

15 hours ago, Gemmill said:

Fucking hell man. Hockle and Greb's wives speak. Hold the fucking front page. 

It’s like something Alan Patridge might’ve eventually came up with if you extended the Monkey Tennis / Youth Hostelling with Chris Eubank scene by an hour or 3 

[Kid Dynamite 7557]

Man Utd's Martinez has done his ACL