Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[PaddockLad 18337]

[wykikitoon 22038]

[Ayatollah Hermione 14448]

If it actually does stop them rebuilding for the 100th time post Ferguson, you’ll sharp see things change with PSR. Unfortunately, they’ll just flog Rashford to Saudi for 100 million and they’re laughing. Until they inevitably fuck it up again and we have this conversation in 3 years 

[PaddockLad 18337]

Not sure who the journo is but I think we’d all like to buy Marco Silva a pint for this little exchange   (from about 2.50) 

 

 

 

 

[Howmanheyman 35399]

[Gemmill 48487]

Michael Oliver and his family have been subjected to death threats from Arsenal fans. So that's nice. 

[wykikitoon 22038]

23 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Michael Oliver and his family have been subjected to death threats from Arsenal fans. So that's nice. 

Will Gaz and Wor Shearer condem this? Nah. 

[Holden McGroin 7246]

They need to clamp down on this sort of shit from Arteta and other managers. Throw the book at them. Totally ungracious and heavy on blame culture without looking at themselves.

[wykikitoon 22038]

10 hours ago, Holden McGroin said:

They need to clamp down on this sort of shit from Arteta and other managers. Throw the book at them. Totally ungracious and heavy on blame culture without looking at themselves.

If it was Howe or someone like McKenna they would have a charge against him.  No fucker from the media will come out and call the Lego haired cunt either because they never did with that red nosed CUNT Fergie either.

[Howmanheyman 35399]

4 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

If it was Howe or someone like McKenna they would have a charge against him.  No fucker from the media will come out and call the Lego haired cunt either because they never did with that red nosed CUNT Fergie either.

 

Or Klopp.

[David Kelly 1324]

15 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

Been lods of shit on Twitter the last couple of days after the sky reporter started his report on Isak's second goal talking about how Arsenal fans want him.  I see Downie has chirped in defending his colleague, which I get, but then tried to claim there haven't been loads of instances of sky trying to push him to Arsenal (or Chelsea or Manure or Liverpool or even Spurs ffs) to which he's been immediately shot down.  The most disappointing thing he's said though, is that if it was his team, he'd see it as a compliment.  Why the fuck would we see it as compliment when they're suggesting we can't keep one of our players away from a team that's only a couple of places above us in the league and who we have a massive cup semi final against next week.  Yet again it shows the unbelievable bias they have to the former top six clubs.  They aren't remotely interested in promoting any clubs.  I find it more and more difficult every day to bare sky sports.  Glad I pay them fuck all.

[Howmanheyman 35399]

45 minutes ago, David Kelly said:

Been lods of shit on Twitter the last couple of days after the sky reporter started his report on Isak's second goal talking about how Arsenal fans want him.  I see Downie has chirped in defending his colleague, which I get, but then tried to claim there haven't been loads of instances of sky trying to push him to Arsenal (or Chelsea or Manure or Liverpool or even Spurs ffs) to which he's been immediately shot down.  The most disappointing thing he's said though, is that if it was his team, he'd see it as a compliment.  Why the fuck would we see it as compliment when they're suggesting we can't keep one of our players away from a team that's only a couple of places above us in the league and who we have a massive cup semi final against next week.  Yet again it shows the unbelievable bias they have to the former top six clubs.  They aren't remotely interested in promoting any clubs.  I find it more and more difficult every day to bare sky sports.  Glad I pay them fuck all.

 

I take chicken nonce and Hope more seriously than him and Graves. Back when I used to occasionally subscribe to sky when I cancelled and they asked why, probably expecting a financial reason, I'd always mention their sports bias and I wasn't paying to watch wall to wall Manchester United or Liverpool coverage and expected to see a balance of neutral presenters and ex-pros which sky won't supply. They probably won't get that kind of feedback now because most fans of clubs other than those two insufferably covered NW two must surely have binned them off in favour of Fire stick Sports by now?

[David Kelly 1324]

3 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

I take chicken nonce and Hope more seriously than him and Graves. Back when I used to occasionally subscribe to sky when I cancelled and they asked why, probably expecting a financial reason, I'd always mention their sports bias and I wasn't paying to watch wall to wall Manchester United or Liverpool coverage and expected to see a balance of neutral presenters and ex-pros which sky won't supply. They probably won't get that kind of feedback now because most fans of clubs other than those two insufferably covered NW two must surely have binned them off in favour of Fire stick Sports by now?

I would absolutely love to call them up and say something like that.  Almost enough to make me pay for them for them in the first place.

[Dazzler 11219]

8 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

I take chicken nonce and Hope more seriously than him and Graves. Back when I used to occasionally subscribe to sky when I cancelled and they asked why, probably expecting a financial reason, I'd always mention their sports bias and I wasn't paying to watch wall to wall Manchester United or Liverpool coverage and expected to see a balance of neutral presenters and ex-pros which sky won't supply. They probably won't get that kind of feedback now because most fans of clubs other than those two insufferably covered NW two must surely have binned them off in favour of Fire stick Sports by now?

"To whom it may concern,

 

If I wanted to watch a drunken Irishman wank off his dog, I'd pay my grandad a visit. Neville and the hockler are a disgrace too. Their "patter" should be taken out back and put out of it's misery along with 'Keano's' dog. You should be ashamed. Not even the canny enough blart can pull me back from cancelling my sub.

 

Murdoch looks like someone drained the meat out of a sharpei, and - despite his millions - definitely has an android box with kodi on it - not that I am a grass or owt like that - but he doesn't even use it for sports devil - he's watching questionable pornos - the fucking haunted trifle.

 

Anyways back to the point, I've got myself a fire stick and the lad at the bar who used to sell pirate blueys out of the back of a black transit has set me up for 40 bar a year. So instead of watching the red club shite now I'm watching Robbie Earle butcher the English language on some American stream.

 

Suck the fattest part of me shaft and gan bust you daft cunts, because I've already cancelled me standing order.

 

Yours in Christ,

HMHM"

[Howmanheyman 35399]

1 minute ago, Dazzler said:

"To whom it may concern,

 

If I wanted to watch a drunken Irishman wank off his dog, I'd pay my grandad a visit. Neville and the hockler are a disgrace too. Their "patter" should be taken out back and put out of it's misery along with 'Keano's' dog. You should be ashamed. Not even the canny enough blart can pull me back from cancelling my sub.

 

Murdoch looks like someone drained the meat out of a sharpei, and - despite his millions - definitely has an android box with kodi on it - not that I am a grass or owt like that - but he doesn't even use it for sports devil - he's watching questionable pornos - the fucking haunted trifle.

 

Anyways back to the point, I've got myself a fire stick and the lad at the bar who used to sell pirate blueys out of the back of a black transit has set me up for 40 bar a year. So instead of watching the red club shite now I'm watching Robbie Earle butcher the English language on some American stream.

 

Suck the fattest part of me shaft and gan bust you daft cunts, because I've already cancelled me standing order.

 

Yours in Christ,

HMHM"

 

 

No, I'm a bit more subtle than that when I want something done about something. 

[Kid Dynamite 7444]

Sounds like Santos want to sign Neymar from the Saudi league, but the only way they can do it is to accept a buy out from PIF. That would be a canny feeder club for us 

[PaddockLad 18337]

That’s weird as fuck. Went to look at a job in Southampton last week, this young lass who signed me in was wearing a black and white shield shaped lapel badge. So with complete disregard for PC niceties I moved in for a closer look….it was then I correctly identified that it was the badge of Santos FC, Pele’s old club. She was super impressed, and i told her my club was partly Brazilian black and white too. She then talked excitedly about Bruno for 10 mins or so. Turns out her mother was Brazilian from Santos and her old man was from Dublin. I got the distinct impression that she’d forgotten more about modern football than I’ll ever know, sort of like The Fish but a lot more charming with nice eyes  

 

I’d agree that would be a canny tie in for us in the South American market. Put some money into their scouting system. Fuckin Dango Ouatarra’s hat trick at the weekend came all the way from Lorient in France where that club is owned by Black Knight fc, who ironically also own AFC Bournemouth

[RobElliott 1722]

59 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

That’s weird as fuck. Went to look at a job in Southampton last week, this young lass who signed me in was wearing a black and white shield shaped lapel badge. So with complete disregard for PC niceties I moved in for a closer look….it was then I correctly identified that it was the badge of Santos FC, Pele’s old club. She was super impressed, and i told her my club was partly Brazilian black and white too. She then talked excitedly about Bruno for 10 mins or so. Turns out her mother was Brazilian from Santos and her old man was from Dublin. I got the distinct impression that she’d forgotten more about modern football than I’ll ever know, sort of like The Fish but a lot more charming with nice eyes  

 

I’d agree that would be a canny tie in for us in the South American market. Put some money into their scouting system. Fuckin Dango Ouatarra’s hat trick at the weekend came all the way from Lorient in France where that club is owned by Black Knight fc, who ironically also own AFC Bournemouth

 

This reads like a story you would see on Ready to Groom  

 

Was the blart who signed you in as good as Pennywells finest?

[PaddockLad 18337]

24 minutes ago, RobElliott said:

 

This reads like a story you would see on Ready to Groom  

 

Was the blart who signed you in as good as Pennywells finest?

You sound as jealous as Gemmill usually does about my fabulously exotic life ☺️

[Dougle 3574]

Well yiknaz it was sailors from sunlin who started Santos, we borrid them ooer shirts. They only play in black n white coz it was black n white tellys then and thu missundistud. FTM. Marras

[Gemmill 48487]

6 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

I moved in for a closer look

 

 

[thebrokendoll 9908]

18 hours ago, David Kelly said:

Been lods of shit on Twitter the last couple of days after the sky reporter started his report on Isak's second goal talking about how Arsenal fans want him.  I see Downie has chirped in defending his colleague, which I get, but then tried to claim there haven't been loads of instances of sky trying to push him to Arsenal (or Chelsea or Manure or Liverpool or even Spurs ffs) to which he's been immediately shot down.  The most disappointing thing he's said though, is that if it was his team, he'd see it as a compliment.  Why the fuck would we see it as compliment when they're suggesting we can't keep one of our players away from a team that's only a couple of places above us in the league and who we have a massive cup semi final against next week.  Yet again it shows the unbelievable bias they have to the former top six clubs.  They aren't remotely interested in promoting any clubs.  I find it more and more difficult every day to bare sky sports.  Glad I pay them fuck all.

 

I'm really glad I rip the cunts off.

[Kid Dynamite 7444]

12 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Sounds like Santos want to sign Neymar from the Saudi league, but the only way they can do it is to accept a buy out from PIF. That would be a canny feeder club for us 

Btw, they signed him 18months ago for €90m and have been paying him €2m per week. He's played 7 games and scored 1 goal for them in that time  

[AgentAxeman 219]

https://www.fourfourtwo.com/features/the-premier-league-club-with-174-pubs-within-a-one-mile-radius-of-its-stadium

 

 

😁🍺

[Alex 36182]

12 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

That’s weird as fuck. Went to look at a job in Southampton last week, this young lass who signed me in was wearing a black and white shield shaped lapel badge. So with complete disregard for PC niceties I moved in for a closer look….it was then I correctly identified that it was the badge of Santos FC, Pele’s old club. She was super impressed, and i told her my club was partly Brazilian black and white too. She then talked excitedly about Bruno for 10 mins or so. Turns out her mother was Brazilian from Santos and her old man was from Dublin. I got the distinct impression that she’d forgotten more about modern football than I’ll ever know, sort of like The Fish but a lot more charming with nice eyes  

 

I’d agree that would be a canny tie in for us in the South American market. Put some money into their scouting system. Fuckin Dango Ouatarra’s hat trick at the weekend came all the way from Lorient in France where that club is owned by Black Knight fc, who ironically also own AFC Bournemouth

used to have a really nice Santos top. Made by Kappa and no sponsor as it was some anniversary that season iirc. I went for the number 6 for Nilton Santos. Because Pele was too obvious and I was a proper football hipster back then (it wasn’t because it was the only one they had left in stock, honest). I wish I still had it but that early 2000s tight fit that Kappa had would probably cut off the circulation to my head and arms these days. Didn’t they win the Copa Libertadores 3 years running with Pele? I think they stopped entering as it was more lucrative to tour Europe and play friendlies against sides Real Madrid and Benfica (and NUFC iirc). No wonder Pele was past his best before he made 30. He’d spent well over a decade playing almost non stop