Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Toonpack 10501]

30 minutes ago, Craig said:

https://x.com/skysportsnews/status/1878870893092343899?s=46&t=z2j8swpKHKggwsIUQJsACw

Can you screenshot so we don’t have to give the cunt the clicks please 👍

[Dazzler 10972]

[Dr Gloom 22628]

16 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

Can you screenshot so we don’t have to give the cunt the clicks please 👍

I’d be surprised if we’re in trouble given how little we have spent on players the last year or so combined with money coming in from the extra commercial deals. Plus the year that we made the big loss should no longer be on the books as it fell before the current three year period, I think. Though perhaps one of the board’s  so-called accounts can correct me if I’m wrong 

[Kid Dynamite 7335]

Pretty sure they will be taking a close look at us signing a 3rd choice keeper for £20m when Forest paid £4m for him. The mad thing is, Anderson was probably worth £35m outright anyway 

[Kid Dynamite 7335]

Also good of them to do this slap bang in the middle of a transfer window. 

[Dr Gloom 22628]

11 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Pretty sure they will be taking a close look at us signing a 3rd choice keeper for £20m when Forest paid £4m for him. The mad thing is, Anderson was probably worth £35m outright anyway 

If Chelsea can get away with selling themselves a hotel to balance the books they can absolutely get to fuck with that 

[Isegrim 10035]

44 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

If Chelsea can get away with selling themselves a hotel to balance the books they can absolutely get to fuck with that 

So it’ll will be points deduction for us and Chelsea will get our points knowing those cunts

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 4095]

1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said:

I’d be surprised if we’re in trouble given how little we have spent on players the last year or so combined with money coming in from the extra commercial deals. Plus the year that we made the big loss should no longer be on the books as it fell before the current three year period, I think. Though perhaps one of the board’s  so-called accounts can correct me if I’m wrong 

It doesn’t mention anyone at all so I wouldn’t pee your pants yet.

[Dr Gloom 22628]

46 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

It doesn’t mention anyone at all so I wouldn’t pee your pants yet.

I’m the ice man bitch. Cold as fuck 

 

[RobinRobin 11870]

13 hours ago, The Fish said:

If Wood scored a particularly pleasing one off his bonce, you could call it a "work of Arteta"

 

Work of art header

 

geddit?

 

[RobinRobin 11870]

4 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

I’m the ice man bitch. Cold as fuck 

 

[PaddockLad 18022]

Bird news from Italy

 

 

[Holden McGroin 6975]

He should keep his pecker up. 

[wykikitoon 21610]

1 hour ago, Holden McGroin said:

He should keep his pecker up. 

Don't ruffle any feathers with puns on here.

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 4095]

Have they given him the bird?

[Dr Gloom 22628]

What a cock

[Sonatine 11762]

He must be raven mad to post pictures like that 

[Dr Gloom 22628]

these bird puns are too much to swallow 

[ewerk 31631]

No PSR charges for 23/24. The Chelsea accounting department right now:

 

[wykikitoon 21610]

Joke

[wykikitoon 21610]

 

 

[Gemmill 47340]

Absolutely mental that selling hotels is fine for PSR. 

 

But aye, no PSR charges and there'll be no big signings on deadline day either. They've absolutely fucked the whole thing. 

 

The thing most likely to change the rules now is if Man United can't easily buy their way out of their current predicament. 

[Dazzler 10972]

1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

Absolutely mental that selling hotels is fine for PSR. 

 

But aye, no PSR charges and there'll be no big signings on deadline day either. They've absolutely fucked the whole thing. 

 

The thing most likely to change the rules now is if Man United can't easily buy their way out of their current predicament. 

Surely this sort of shit just opens up an infinite number of loopholes now. If that is acceptable then what isn't?

 

We seriously need to start taking the piss now - PIF need to gift some of it's shareholdings to us that we sell back to them at cost.

[Howmanheyman 34614]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

Absolutely mental that selling hotels is fine for PSR. 

 

But aye, no PSR charges and there'll be no big signings on deadline day either. They've absolutely fucked the whole thing. 

 

The thing most likely to change the rules now is if Man United can't easily buy their way out of their current predicament. 

 

Just heard a sports bit on the radio where 'Unitedl'© aren't expecting any incomings but will be hoping they can sell Casimero to Saudi because, hey! That's perfectly fine when the selling club trying to offload finished players for a fee that doesn't meet current market value play in red shirts in the NW of England, nothing to see here, guvnor. Also actually stating they're wanting other clubs to pay more than half of Antony's wages if he goes on loan which again is perfectly fine as by coincidence I've only just informed the Jackal's wife in the new series that I'm expecting some saucy behaviour from her next time I venture to España.

[Gemmill 47340]

The Jackal's wife was something else btw.