Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[PaddockLad 19539]

They’re playing tonight at home to Peterborough in the cup (FTAO grass roots fans it’s on the red button/iplayer ) so it makes the timing of the sacking very interesting…basically look out for Moyes being zoomed in on immediately as he takes his seat in the directors box

[Isegrim 10704]

  On 09/01/2025 at 17:34, Gemmill said:

 

Fewer. And nein, the fact that you're German doesn't excuse you. 

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[Toonpack 12056]

Yanks in charge aren’t they now ? Moyes could fall into the way too sensible bracket.

[Monkeys Fist 46166]

Someone at the BBC is on the wind up. 
 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c3vrvwp05zwo
 

published at 5:00pm 

 

 

 

[Dougle 3808]

  On 09/01/2025 at 17:49, Gemmill said:

 

But of a weird one like. I think he's massively overrated and his football is unwatchable, but he did have a knack of getting enough out of his teams to stop up when it came to the crunch. 

 

I've run it all through the master computer and the verdict is clear:

 

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[Kid Dynamite 7911]

Lee Carsley must be in with a shout too?

[Optimistic Nut 496]

Good shout. 

[Dazzler 12564]

  On 09/01/2025 at 20:24, Kid Dynamite said:

Lee Carsley must be in with a shout too?

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I doubt he'd want it tbh. 

 

He didn't want the England job because of the shit press and the dick head fans. I imagine that's no different at Everton, except the press don't care as much and the fans are the biggest bunch of entitled, shitbags in the country.

[Rosco 957]

Still hoping the cunts get relegated……..give the granny shagger the job

[Dazzler 12564]

  On 10/01/2025 at 11:12, Rosco said:

Still hoping the cunts get relegated……..give the granny shagger the job

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He's a big enough name for the Yanks (think that's why he got the Birmingham job), is a 'club legend', is cheap and is close enough to both of their families where his missus can make sure he's not balls deep in a morgue - this could work......for everyone else

[wykikitoon 23677]

https://twitter.com/paddypower/status/1877399886133416195

 

 

[Gemmill 52140]

 

This was Dyche two days ago btw, issuing a "come and sack me" plea.

 

[Toonpack 12056]

  On 10/01/2025 at 11:12, Rosco said:

Still hoping the cunts get relegated……..give the granny shagger the job

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Not going to happen (see the post 14 above yours for confirmation).

[Gemmill 52140]

 

[Gemmill 52140]

Stage 2 dementia for Dean Windass. 😞

[Kid Dynamite 7911]

  On 10/01/2025 at 18:03, Gemmill said:

Stage 2 dementia for Dean Windass. 😞

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Bad craic. Although if you use the 7 stage model, stage 1 is "no dementia" and stage 2 is "mildly forgetful", which probably describes most of us on here 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 4343]

  On 10/01/2025 at 19:38, Kid Dynamite said:

Bad craic. Although if you use the 7 stage model, stage 1 is "no dementia" and stage 2 is "mildly forgetful", which probably describes most of us on here 

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If I wasn’t so forgetful I would be even more unfit, 90% of my exercise is walking up or down stairs forgetting what I wanted going back then remembering and having to do the stairs again.

[Alex 37664]

  On 10/01/2025 at 20:06, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

If I wasn’t so forgetful I would be even more unfit, 90% of my exercise is walking up or down stairs forgetting what I wanted going back then remembering and having to do the stairs again.

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Are you me? I’m only asking because I can’t remember 

[RobinRobin 12860]

  On 10/01/2025 at 20:06, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

If I wasn’t so forgetful I would be even more unfit, 90% of my exercise is walking up or down stairs forgetting what I wanted going back then remembering and having to do the stairs again.

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I was much fitter when both my home and workplace had stairs. 🙂 

[Dougle 3808]

I’ve just come downstairs then remembered I forgot my glasses, then after the glasses hike remembered I needed the bog ffs.

And now I’ve got to go back up to get me bastarding phone from the bog.

[RobinRobin 12860]

  On 11/01/2025 at 04:15, Dougle said:

I’ve just come downstairs then remembered I forgot my glasses, then after the glasses hike remembered I needed the bog ffs.

 

And now I’ve got to go back up to get me bastarding phone from the bog.

 

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[Howmanheyman 37753]

  On 11/01/2025 at 02:24, RobinRobin said:

I was much fitter when both my home and workplace had stairs. 🙂 

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I've no doubt moving into a bungalow nine years ago hasn't helped my overall fitness.

[RobinRobin 12860]

  On 11/01/2025 at 09:51, Howmanheyman said:

 

I've no doubt moving into a bungalow nine years ago hasn't helped my overall fitness.

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And having work parking about 10 yards from my office doesn't help either. 🙂 

[zico martin 104]

Thankfully i can walk to work everyday now which gets my steps in. 

 

I do work from home mind but it all helps! 

[Monkeys Fist 46166]

  On 11/01/2025 at 04:15, Dougle said:

I’ve just come downstairs then remembered I forgot my glasses, then after the glasses hike remembered I needed the bog ffs.

 

And now I’ve got to go back up to get me bastarding phone from the bog.

 

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Did you have to go back downstairs to get your glasses so you could find your phone?