Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Kid Dynamite 7030]

9 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

 

So you're saying if he's having absolutely zero impact on the game and playing like Stephen Hawking with a dead wheel chair battery, we still keep him on the pitch?

[Toonpack 9426]

What about if he’s running like Gemmill with a head torch.

[Dr Gloom 21924]

3 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said:

He did this last night btw

 

https://x.com/Klip11com/status/1860078357540667811

 

 

I’m not sure who you’re arguing with. He’s clearly still a great goal scorer. I don’t think anyone disputes that. He is just a footballer however and if he isn’t performing he should be rested or rotated - just like any other player  

[ohhh_yeah 2967]

11 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said:

 

The Summer was all Southgate's doing. Persisting with a pedestrian midfield, shoehorning Foden onto the left wing, Trippier incapable of putting a ball into the box, starting TAA and Gallagher in midfield but giving Palmer and Southgate zero game time. 
 

 

His last cap was vs Sweden on 31st March 2004 at the age of 33.

 

You wanted him to give him another one?   

 

[Howmanheyman 33234]

I'm absolutely not watching sky later on when they've got Liverpool on at two and Man U on at half four where I'm sure they'll be as understated as they usually are regarding Liverpool's chances for the title and the start of a new era at old Trafford.

[NJS 4386]

Surely they'll be minor distractions in the build up to the game that really matters tomorrow night? 

[Howmanheyman 33234]

18 minutes ago, NJS said:

Surely they'll be minor distractions in the build up to the game that really matters tomorrow night? 

 

Do they not just talk about Man U or Liverpool on the build up to a Monday night game even though the games on a Monday night usually involves clubs who aren't Man U or Liverpool? 

[wykikitoon 20153]

6 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

Do they not just talk about Man U or Liverpool on the build up to a Monday night game even though the games on a Monday night usually involves clubs who aren't Man U or Liverpool? 

 

MNF will be 100% on how Liverpool have won the league and how it's all down to Klopp being amazing and leaving such an amazing legacy albeit a bald Slot did ok too. 

[Gemmill 44894]

Man United are their first love. I think they'll find it very hard to find time for Liverpool today, when the latest GENIUS manager has just landed at Old Trafford. 

[strawb 4259]

Be pretty funny if Slot walks in and pisses the league with Klopp team imo

[thebrokendoll 9239]

[Howmanheyman 33234]

35 minutes ago, strawb said:

Be pretty funny if Slot walks in and pisses the league with Klopp team imo

 

I haven't really heard Slot talk, is he a cunt yet?

[Sonatine 11387]

2 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

I haven't really heard Slot talk, is he a cunt yet?

He manages Liverpool, so yes, he is a cunt 

[thebrokendoll 9239]

5 minutes ago, Sonatine said:

He manages Liverpool, so yes, he is a cunt 

 

was a silly question really.   

[Howmanheyman 33234]

2 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

was a silly question really.   

 

He may have already been an intermediate cunt but is obviously going to reach expert level the longer he stays.

[Toonpack 9426]

1 hour ago, strawb said:

Be pretty funny if Slot walks in and pisses the league with Klopp team imo

Liverpool winning the league is not funny in any universe, the murdering cunts.

[strawb 4259]

24 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

Liverpool winning the league is not funny in any universe, the murdering cunts.

Let me clarify.

 

Slot winning the league with Klopps team would show Klopp up for under performing after spending fortunes for years. The buck toothed cunt.

 

However personally, I hope liverpool never win another trophy in their history.