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26 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Is Henry Winter on the Man Utd payroll now? His sycophantic tweets about Ineos have been awful in recent days 

He was always right up Ashworth’s backside 

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1 hour ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Is Henry Winter on the Man Utd payroll now? His sycophantic tweets about Ineos have been awful in recent days 

 

https://twitter.com/henrywinter/status/1852341402723664048

 

This is the same Ineos that fucked about in summer as to what to do with Ten Hag and then let him spunk a load of cash. Yeh, nice work Ineos.

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Winter would have been saying the same when Ten Hag turned up to. Bloke was a bona fide genius when they signed him, and turned out to be a very limited manager. 

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16 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Sparkling management from Man Utd to let a bloke that they didn’t really want spunk another fortune on more shite and then sack him after 10 games. That Ashworth is a genius

After giving him a new contract too

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Sky's attitude and the attitude of certain journalists on Manchester United is just berserk when you see how they go on with most other clubs. You have a lass called Melissa, their chief reporter, whose knickers are saturated just talking pitchside at Old Trafford about how efficient they've been and what amazing piece of business they've done getting rid of ETH and getting this new bloke, she was even at OT midweek and the atmosphere was superb. Our Man U supporting mate Miggy Delaney in the studio looking the most enthusiastic I've ever seen him. Their headlines for the beginning of their show was the Man U manager situation, Liverpool coming from behind to win in their title charge and lastly Man City getting beat. It's all good on sky this morning. :good:

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4 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

Scott McTominay’s new life in Naples looks fuckin shit mind :cuppa:

 

 

 

It's always blown my mind that more players from this country don't go and try and play abroad. Having all that money and time on your hands AND the weather and a pool, and being away from our dickhead boozing culture, seems like wins all round. Plus Italian or Spanish fanny. Jeeeeeezus. 

 

I guess the issue these days is they probably can't earn the same money over there, but that hasn't always been the case. 

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23 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

It's always blown my mind that more players from this country don't go and try and play abroad. Having all that money and time on your hands AND the weather and a pool, and being away from our dickhead boozing culture, seems like wins all round. Plus Italian or Spanish fanny. Jeeeeeezus. 

 

I guess the issue these days is they probably can't earn the same money over there, but that hasn't always been the case. 


They are all idiots though tbf. Imagine Jack Grealish learning Spanish?

 

Wayne Rooney would have been a great one trying to speak a bit of Italian at his first presser. The mafia would have needed some canny hefty concrete boots to hold that fat cunt down after he was told by his teammates that the word for mate in Italian was ‘wop’ which he proudly repeated on TV, multiple times to show how good his Italian was.

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5 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

Scott McTominay’s new life in Naples looks fuckin shit mind :cuppa:

 

 

 

But what does he do out there if he's not going out? 

Say What Zach Galifianakis GIF

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McTominay has probably been on the better side of 60-70k for his last few years at Man United. When you consider he’s Scottish and therefore tighter than a matador’s pants, he’ll have spent fuck all so can swan about Napoli with a bit of a pay cut

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I'm in the office today and I've already overheard murmurings from "United" fans (Usual array of home counties and foreigners) getting excited because Almorim got one over on Man City. Hopefully it'll end in more tears. 

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2 hours ago, NJS said:

I'm in the office today and I've already overheard murmurings from "United" fans (Usual array of home counties and foreigners) getting excited because Almorim got one over on Man City. Hopefully it'll end in more tears. 


luckily the players he is inheriting look nowhere close to being able to implement his game plan. Who are his wingbacks in his 3-4-3 - Rashford and Garnacho?

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2 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:


luckily the players he is inheriting look nowhere close to being able to implement his game plan. Who are his wingbacks in his 3-4-3 - Rashford and Garnacho?

And the people above him are a fucking circus too.

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England squad gets announced tomorrow. Tommy T doesn’t take over until January so assume Carsley is carrying on.

 

Do we reckon Hall will get called up? Hopefully Tino will get a cap but if Hall gets the nod then he it might be at his expense. 

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4 hours ago, Holden McGroin said:

England squad gets announced tomorrow. Tommy T doesn’t take over until January so assume Carsley is carrying on.

 

Do we reckon Hall will get called up? Hopefully Tino will get a cap but if Hall gets the nod then he it might be at his expense. 

On recent form probably deserves it over Tino.  Albeit Tino last couple has stepped up.

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Goalkeepers: Dean Henderson (Crystal Palace), Jordan Pickford (Everton), Aaron Ramsdale (Southampton)

 

Defenders: Marc Guehi (Crystal Palace), Ezri Konsa (Aston Villa), Trent Alexander-Arnold (Liverpool), Levi Colwill (Chelsea), Rico Lewis (Manchester City), Kyle Walker (Manchester City), Lewis Hall (Newcastle), Taylor Harwood-Bellis (Southampton)

 

Midfielders: Conor Gallagher (Atletico Madrid), Declan Rice (Arsenal), Cole Palmer (Chelsea), Morgan Gibbs-White (Nottingham Forest), Angel Gomes (Lille), Phil Foden (Manchester City), Jude Bellingham (Real Madrid), Curtis Jones (Liverpool).

 

Forwards: Jack Grealish (Manchester City), Anthony Gordon (Newcastle United), Harry Kane (Bayern Munich), Noni Madueke (Chelsea), Bukayo Saka (Arsenal), Ollie Watkins (Aston Villa), Dominic Solanke (Tottenham)

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