Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Dazzler 9694]

I have no problem with Liverpool players that deserve to be there. I just can’t think of any at the minute. 
 

If I never have to see Arnold out of position over hitting a pass again he’s an upgrade on the last two hacks that lead the national team.

[Howmanheyman 33098]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Let's talk about me, baby

Let's talk about me, Davey

Let's talk about all the good things 

And the bad things that make me 

Let's talk about me,

Let's talk about me.

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[spongebob toonpants 3992]

 

[ewerk 30535]

8 hours ago, spongebob toonpants said:

 

You mean this for the Yes Gemmill thread?

[wykikitoon 20110]

10 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

🎶

Let's talk about me, baby

Let's talk about me, Davey

Let's talk about all the good things 

And the bad things that make me 

Let's talk about me,

Let's talk about me.

🎵

 

 

Some of the replies 😂

[Tdansmith 3259]

This reply....

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[Alex 35056]

Even his Greek/Danish dad was actually German 

[LondonBlue 753]

On 15/10/2024 at 16:47, ewerk said:

It's a fucking disgrace. My grandfather didn't fight in WW2, killing hundreds, only to have one of his countrymen take the England job.

 

Confused, did your grandfather fight in WW2 or didn't he?

[Alex 35056]

You might want to read that one back 

[wykikitoon 20110]

[Howmanheyman 33098]

36 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

 

They were bound to get something right by the law of averages. 

[RobinRobin 11258]

47 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

PSR fix 🙂 

[wykikitoon 20110]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DBQHn8riMHt/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

 

 

[Gemmill 44793]

https://www.thejournal.ie/wrexham-soccer-us-womens-team-tst-the-soccer-tournament-6115125-Jul2023/#:~:text=FACTCHECK-,Debunked%3A The official US women's soccer team did not lose,has been shared misleadingly online

 

YOU JUST GOT DEBUNKED, BABY! 

[wykikitoon 20110]

There was this saturday morning football thing on Sky Sports earlier.  A young version of Jack Colback with some Chelsea CUNT and a Bin Dipping CUNT.  Jack Colback's bairn said Andy Robertson was a better LB than Ashley Cole.

WTAF!

[Howmanheyman 33098]

43 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

There was this saturday morning football thing on Sky Sports earlier.  A young version of Jack Colback with some Chelsea CUNT and a Bin Dipping CUNT.  Jack Colback's bairn said Andy Robertson was a better LB than Ashley Cole.

WTAF!

 

I'm so glad I manage to not watch sky's Saturday morning bilge. Thanks for being our eyes and ears, wykiki.

[Howmanheyman 33098]

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Howmanheyman 33098]

Taking a leaf out of @wykikitoons book and put the sky Saturday gimps on just to see them talking about the title and showing a graphic of the title odds of Man City, Liverpool, Arsenal, Chelsea, Villa, Spurs and Man United.   I mean, why? 

[wykikitoon 20110]

Just been listening to This Is football poddy.  Fuck me.  They are STILL bumming the fuck out of Horse Heed.  Give it a rest FFS.  All this wanking over Guinness too you can tell Lineker doesn't like it  

[wykikitoon 20110]

I've just noticed on the badge for sky for the Prem League they have clubs in alphabetical order. Expect it's wrong. Because they have arsenal first when really it should be AFC Bournemouth 

[Monkeys Fist 42356]

8 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

I've just noticed on the badge for sky for the Prem League they have clubs in alphabetical order. Expect it's wrong. Because they have arsenal first when really it should be AFC Bournemouth 

[PaddockLad 17239]

22 years ago today…maybe we just don’t read newspaper  reports of football match anymore but this reads (brilliantly iyam) like a real period piece, written whilst the game was going on. I was actually looking for a pic of Buffon’s gloves with the Tyne Bridge on them (I’ve definitely seen a pic, anyone with time and better Google skills?? 😆) when I came across this…. 

https://amp.theguardian.com/football/2002/oct/24/newsstory.sport10

 

Edited October 23 by PaddockLad

[NJS 4376]

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But then United should have gone into the interval ahead in the 45th

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Scholes saves United, page 32

 

[Dazzler 9694]

6 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

22 years ago today…maybe we just don’t read newspaper  reports of football match anymore but this reads (brilliantly iyam) like a real period piece, written whilst the game was going on. I was actually looking for a pic of Buffon’s gloves with the Tyne Bridge on them (I’ve definitely seen a pic, anyone with time and better Google skills?? 😆) when I came across this…. 

https://amp.theguardian.com/football/2002/oct/24/newsstory.sport10

 

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The Italian newspaper that disgracefully called Bobby Robson a "cretin" on its front page yesterday morning will presumably have spent last night printing an apology.

"Eyven the pasteh munchers hate the mags an'aarl, marra. Tha might look like barcodes, but tha alreyt by me."

[Howmanheyman 33098]

7 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

22 years ago today…maybe we just don’t read newspaper  reports of football match anymore but this reads (brilliantly iyam) like a real period piece, written whilst the game was going on. I was actually looking for a pic of Buffon’s gloves with the Tyne Bridge on them (I’ve definitely seen a pic, anyone with time and better Google skills?? 😆) when I came across this…. 

https://amp.theguardian.com/football/2002/oct/24/newsstory.sport10

 

 

Comparing Walker with Whese Keyes Louise is like comparing Rembrandt to Rolf Harris.