Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Dazzler 12238]

Carsley played for Ireland. He’s not daft. He’s probably just scared James McLean will leave something ticking under his bike seat.

[wykikitoon 23361]

Ron Yeats Ex Dipper Dead

Surprised there hasn't been a TV blackout and national mourning tbh.

[Dazzler 12238]

20 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Ron Yeats Ex Dipper Dead

Surprised there hasn't been a TV blackout and national mourning tbh.

Will respond later. Too upset.

 

[Sonatine 12107]

1 hour ago, wykikitoon said:

Ron Yeats Ex Dipper Dead

Surprised there hasn't been a TV blackout and national mourning tbh.

[Gemmill 51348]

Love his wine bars. 

[Gemmill 51348]

3 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

Journalists, just one of the reasons England are hard to like. 

 

 

 

 

 

The other members of the England press pack should be pulling this bloke to one side and saying "you know you're just a big daft cunt, don't you?" 

[Howmanheyman 37255]

On 07/09/2024 at 12:40, Gemmill said:

 

The other members of the England press pack should be pulling this bloke to one side and saying "you know you're just a big daft cunt, don't you?" 

 

Not just him at it....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited September 10, 2024 by Howmanheyman

[Toonpack 11843]

Evidently, Eddie is going to shove cocktail sticks up Mitchell's japs eye if Mitchell doesn't get Carsley to sing the anthem (dirge), he's also told Mad Dog to stab Eales in the eye with a fork. (Source Craig Hope). 

[Gemmill 51348]

5 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

Not just him at it....

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jeff Powell.

 

That cunt has been writing crap like that since I was a kid. I remember seeing his stupid little photo next to all his pieces. 

 

 

Look up little Englander Tory cunt in the dictionary and you'll see that face. 

[Howmanheyman 37255]

5 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Jeff Powell.

 

That cunt has been writing crap like that since I was a kid. I remember seeing his stupid little photo next to all his pieces. 

 

 

Look up little Englander Tory cunt in the dictionary and you'll see that face. 

 

Aye, he's a proper cunt. Possibly the inspiration to the 'considerbloi richer than yow' sketch minus the Brummie accent if that picture is anything to go by as well as his patter.

[Howmanheyman 37255]

11 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

Aye, he's a proper cunt. Possibly the inspiration to the 'considerbloi richer than yow' sketch minus the Brummie accent if that picture is anything to go by as well as his patter.

 

I'd love to sit next to him at a match, his face would be a picture. His nose would be turned up as if I'd soiled myself with shit and extra diarrhea sauce.

[Gemmill 51348]

 He'd call you an "oik" when he was telling his painted doll wife about it when he got home. 

 

[Sonatine 12107]

[wykikitoon 23361]

How many will be  calling out players for not signing it?

Fuck that.

Was at the Tour of Britain on Weds and these daft cunts were there. https://twitter.com/TourofBritain/status/1831399471084884104

 

 

 

 

Fuck me, they had a megaphone and put the national anthem on.  GTFO you cunts.  Southern Cunts at that.

 

Beefeater CUNTS WELL AND TRULY ✅✅✅

[Howmanheyman 37255]

1 minute ago, wykikitoon said:

How many will be  calling out players for not signing it?

Fuck that.

Was at the Tour of Britain on Weds and these daft cunts were there. https://twitter.com/TourofBritain/status/1831399471084884104

 

 

 

 

Fuck me, they had a megaphone and put the national anthem on.  GTFO you cunts.  Southern Cunts at that.

 

Beefeater CUNTS WELL AND TRULY ✅✅✅

 

[Gemmill 51348]

35 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Jeff Powell.

 

That cunt has been writing crap like that since I was a kid. I remember seeing his stupid little photo next to all his pieces. 

 

 

Look up little Englander Tory cunt in the dictionary and you'll see that face. 

 

That photo gets better every time I look at it.  A slice of honey roast ham in a suit. 

 

[wykikitoon 23361]

5 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

That photo gets better every time I look at it.  A slice of honey roast ham in a suit. 

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 14832]

If I was playing for England, I’d simply mime the anthem. Not like that pillow tongued idiot we’ve got as captain. Need a sneeze guard on the camera as it passes him during the anthem 

[wykikitoon 23361]

I wouldn't and I would say I was focusing on the match when really I fucking hate the whole shite

[PaddockLad 19375]

 

[RobinRobin 12694]

He should be sacked for playing Maguire 

[Toonpack 11843]

Coming to a pub near you, EPL sometime soon no doubt.

 

[trophyshy 7495]

In all, 113 different score lines have been achieved in more than 135 years of league football (when considering, for example, winning 12-2 being different from losing 2-12). Before the start of the 2024/25 season, the following clubs have achieved the most of these score lines:

 

Winning 1-0 (33,957 matches): 442 times - Burnley
Winning 2-0 (24,262 matches): 382 times - Liverpool
Winning 2-1 (30,503 matches): 418 times - Sheffield United
Winning 3-0 (12,947 matches): 227 times - Liverpool
Winning 3-1 (15,320 matches): 253 times - Manchester City
Winning 3-2 (9,525 matches): 158 times - Manchester United
Winning 4-0 (5,614 matches): 131 times - Liverpool
Winning 4-1 (6,555 matches): 117 times - Arsenal
Winning 4-2 (3,888 matches): 75 times - Manchester City
Winning 4-3 (1,671 matches): 32 times - Liverpool
Winning 5-0 (2,338 matches): 59 times - Manchester United
Winning 5-1 (2,533 matches): 54 times - Manchester City
Winning 5-2 (1,573 matches): 33 times - Everton
Winning 5-3 (608 matches): 15 times - Arsenal, Sheffield United, Wolverhampton Wanderers
Winning 5-4 (205 matches): eight times - Leicester City
Winning 6-0 (791 matches): 20 times - Liverpool
Winning 6-1 (964 matches): 22 times - Manchester United
Winning 6-2 (515 matches): 15 times - Aston Villa
Winning 6-3 (212 matches): eight times - West Bromwich Albion
Winning 6-4 (68 matches): five times - Plymouth Argyle, Wolverhampton Wanderers
Winning 6-5 (17 matches): two times - Grimsby Town
Winning 7-0 (292 matches): eight times - Arsenal, Fulham
Winning 7-1 (341 matches): 12 times - Aston Villa
Winning 7-2 (168 matches): seven times - Newcastle United, Sunderland
Winning 7-3 (71 matches): four times - Stockport County
Winning 7-4 (29 matches): three times - Liverpool, Watford
Winning 7-5 (seven matches): two times - Blackburn Rovers
Winning 7-6 (one match): one time - Charlton Athletic
Winning 8-0 (103 matches): six times - Arsenal
Winning 8-1 (94 matches): five times - Wolverhampton Wanderers
Winning 8-2 (49 matches): three times - Chester City
Winning 8-3 (19 matches): two times - Aston Villa, Blackburn Rovers, Sheffield United
Winning 8-4 (five matches): one time - Accrington Stanley, Barnsley, Blackpool, Everton, Leicester City
Winning 8-5 (three matches): one time - Burton Swifts, Derby County, Stockport County
Winning 9-0 (37 matches): four times - Manchester United
Winning 9-1 (34 matches): three times - Blackburn Rovers, Wolverhampton Wanderers
Winning 9-2 (25 matches): two times - Mansfield Town, Middlesbrough, Nottingham Forest
Winning 9-3 (10 matches): one time - Brighton & Hove Albion, Burnley, Darwen, Derby County, Everton, Hartlepool United, Luton Town, Manchester City, Southampton, Tottenham Hotspur
Winning 9-4 (two matches): one time - Bristol City, Gillingham
Winning 10-0 (16 matches): two times - Aston Villa, Sheffield United
Winning 10-1 (11 matches): one time - Birmingham City, Fulham, Gateshead, Hartlepool United, Huddersfield Town, Hull City, Liverpool, Manchester City, Manchester United, Wolverhampton Wanderers, Wrexham
Winning 10-2 (six matches): one time - Birmingham City, Darwen, Fulham, Luton Town, Norwich City, Reading
Winning 10-3 (three matches): one time - Hull City, Middlesbrough, Stoke City
Winning 10-4 (one match): one time - Tottenham Hotspur
Winning 11-0 (one match): one time - Oldham Athletic
Winning 11-1 (seven matches): one time - Aston Villa, Birmingham City, Bradford City, Hull City, Lincoln City, Notts County, Tranmere Rovers
Winning 11-2 (two matches): one time - Oldham Athletic, Sheffield United
Winning 11-3 (one match): one time - Manchester City
Winning 12-0 (eight matches): two times - Birmingham City
Winning 12-1 (one match): one time - Barrow
Winning 12-2 (one match): one time - Aston Villa
Winning 13-0 (two matches): one time - Newcastle United, Stockport County
Winning 13-4 (one match): one time - Tranmere Rovers

Drawing 0-0 (14,992 matches): 397 times - Preston North End
Drawing 1-1 (24,161 matches): 624 times - Nottingham Forest
Drawing 2-2 (10,715 matches): 298 times - Leicester City
Drawing 3-3 (2,336 matches): 72 times - Wolverhampton Wanderers
Drawing 4-4 (321 matches): 14 times - Tottenham Hotspur
Drawing 5-5 (39 matches): three times - Aston Villa, Blackburn Rovers, Grimsby Town, West Ham United
Drawing 6-6 (two matches): one time - Arsenal, Charlton Athletic, Leicester City, Middlesbrough

Losing 0-1 (33,957 matches): 461 times - Birmingham City
Losing 0-2 (24,262 matches): 339 times - Port Vale
Losing 0-3 (12,947 matches): 183 times - Leyton Orient
Losing 0-4 (5,614 matches): 81 times - Lincoln City
Losing 0-5 (2,338 matches): 38 times - Burnley
Losing 0-6 (791 matches): 18 times - Notts County
Losing 0-7 (292 matches): 10 times - Barnsley
Losing 0-8 (103 matches): four times - Birmingham City, Nottingham Forest, Sunderland, Tranmere Rovers
Losing 0-9 (37 matches): three times - Darwen
Losing 0-10 (16 matches): three times - Darwen
Losing 0-11 (one match): one time - Southport
Losing 0-12 (eight matches): two times - Walsall
Losing 0-13 (two matches): one time - Halifax Town, Newport County
Losing 1-2 (30,503 matches): 408 times - Notts County
Losing 1-3 (15,320 matches): 212 times - Notts County
Losing 1-4 (6,555 matches): 102 times - Grimsby Town
Losing 1-5 (2,533 matches): 52 times - Notts County
Losing 1-6 (964 matches): 20 times - Crewe Alexandra
Losing 1-7 (341 matches): eight times - Birmingham City, Burnley, Derby County, Port Vale
Losing 1-8 (94 matches): four times - West Bromwich Albion
Losing 1-9 (34 matches): three times - Notts County
Losing 1-10 (11 matches): two times - Blackpool
Losing 1-11 (seven matches): one time - Carlisle United, Charlton Athletic, Crewe Alexandra, Durham City, Glossop, Newport County, Rotherham United
Losing 1-12 (one match): one time - Gateshead
Losing 2-3 (9,525 matches): 144 times - Wolverhampton Wanderers
Losing 2-4 (3,888 matches): 65 times - Sheffield Wednesday
Losing 2-5 (1,573 matches): 29 times - Blackburn Rovers
Losing 2-6 (515 matches): 13 times - Leicester City
Losing 2-7 (168 matches): eight times - York City
Losing 2-8 (49 matches): four times - Leicester City
Losing 2-9 (25 matches): two times - Lincoln City
Losing 2-10 (six matches): two times - Torquay United
Losing 2-11 (two matches): one time - Cardiff City, Chester City
Losing 2-12 (one match): one time - Accrington
Losing 3-4 (1,671 matches): 32 times - Bolton Wanderers
Losing 3-5 (608 matches): 16 times - Middlesbrough
Losing 3-6 (212 matches): nine times - Cardiff City
Losing 3-7 (71 matches): four times - Darlington, Everton
Losing 3-8 (19 matches): two times - Burnley, Leicester City
Losing 3-9 (10 matches): one time - Lincoln City, Loughborough, Port Vale, Sheffield Wednesday, Stoke City, Swindon Town, Tranmere Rovers, Walsall, West Bromwich Albion, Wolverhampton Wanderers
Losing 3-10 (three matches): one time - Sheffield United, West Bromwich Albion, Wolverhampton Wanderers
Losing 3-11 (one match): one time - Lincoln City
Losing 4-5 (205 matches): five times - Arsenal, Sheffield Wednesday, Stockport County, West Ham United
Losing 4-6 (68 matches): three times - Derby County, Preston North End
Losing 4-7 (29 matches): two times - Ashington, Gillingham, Manchester United, Portsmouth, Swansea City
Losing 4-8 (five matches): one time - Charlton Athletic, Fulham, Lincoln City, Manchester City, Plymouth Argyle
Losing 4-9 (two matches): one time - Exeter City, Gillingham
Losing 4-10 (one match): one time - Everton
Losing 4-13 (one match): one time - Oldham Athletic
Losing 5-6 (17 matches): two times - Crewe Alexandra, Newcastle United, Sunderland
Losing 5-7 (seven matches): one time - Aston Villa, Birmingham City, Mansfield Town, Millwall, Reading, Sheffield United, Tottenham Hotspur
Losing 5-8 (three matches): one time - Blackburn Rovers, Chester City, Walsall
Losing 6-7 (one match): one time - Huddersfield Town

 

No need to thank me @The Fish

[Howmanheyman 37255]

 

Looks like the mail has a new bogeyman. Somebody making a FOOL of himself called McEvoy following on from Powell the other day and the mail also quoted the great ex-spurs sub in the 90s when they were very average, Jamie O'Hara as well slagging the new coach off saying 'he'd lost the nation already.'

 

Such lovely people, I mean look at his photo, he looks like he'd be a good lad to work with or have a pint with.

[Alex 37334]

Tbf the Mail knows its audience. And its audience is horrible, insular, racist cunts

Edited September 8, 2024 by Alex