Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[RobinRobin 11143]

14 hours ago, Toonpack said:

Everything obviously sweetness and light at Everton

 

 

 

Please don't go there @Gemmill  

[Gemmill 44407]

I've already spoken. It's relegation time. 

[PaddockLad 17084]

Not so much a prediction, just annual habit now

[Howmanheyman 32747]

Just put SSN on, on a whim, the presenters are now talking to three YouTube people in the studio about how good Man Us transfer window has been! The first one they asked was a cockney lad called 'flex' who supported the manc reds. It went straight off but seriously, just bring back half an hour of the saint and greavsie and ditch the MUTV and LFC tribute acts. It's embarrassing now. 

[Gemmill 44407]

11 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

Just put SSN on, on a whim, the presenters are now talking to three YouTube people in the studio about how good Man Us transfer window has been! The first one they asked was a cockney lad called 'flex' who supported the manc reds. It went straight off but seriously, just bring back half an hour of the saint and greavsie and ditch the MUTV and LFC tribute acts. It's embarrassing now. 

 

Flex is fucking hilarious.

 

Man United's window is irrelevant cos they don't have a personnel problem, they have a coaching problem. Maybe they should get me on to school Flex. 

[Howmanheyman 32747]

1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

 

Flex is fucking hilarious.

 

Man United's window is irrelevant cos they don't have a personnel problem, they have a coaching problem. Maybe they should get me on to school Flex. 

 

You should be ringing them up to complain about your man not getting on so he can give sky his own take on the safety features of the stack and what NOT to say to young lasses who work in hooters.

[Gemmill 44407]

Pearson starts talking and suddenly subtitles start appearing. 

[wykikitoon 19903]

57 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Pearson starts talking and suddenly subtitles start appearing. 

Is that because you can't hear over you stroking? 

[wykikitoon 19903]

Listening to this is football poddy. Richards fully on the Liverpool are winning everything band wagon after playing nobody of note. 

[Gemmill 44407]

28 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Listening to this is football poddy. Richards fully on the Liverpool are winning everything band wagon after playing nobody of note. 

 

 

He said "I think they're challengers". 

[Toonpack 9251]

Wyki the Toontastic Craig Hope

[thebrokendoll 9115]

32 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

Wyki the Toontastic Craig Hope

 

when eales departs the scene, exposed as the incompetent, beer swilling, karaoke singing, smarmy, snake oil salesman who ruthlessly stabbed wor mandy in the back, you're gonna be left with no alternative but to revere hope as our very own carl bernstein, you do know that don't you?

Edited September 2 by thebrokendoll

[Holden McGroin 6532]

Eales looks like the type of guy that gets very inappropriate at an Xmas party.

[Toonpack 9251]

42 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

when eales departs the scene, exposed as the incompetent, beer swilling, karaoke singing, smarmy, snake oil salesman who ruthlessly stabbed wor mandy in the back, you're gonna be left with no alternative but to revere hope as our very own carl bernstein, you do know that don't you?

Until that day, I shall hold his reporting in the same regard as the stories of Hans Christian Andersen (but less accurate).

[ewerk 30266]

1 hour ago, Holden McGroin said:

Eales looks like the type of guy that gets very inappropriate at an Xmas party.

 

Lucky for him the evil Islamist Saudis have banned Christmas.

[Toonpack 9251]

Bacon Buttie Bandit Bruce Blackpool.

 

How the fuck does he get work!!!!

[wykikitoon 19903]

Leicester off with PSR too

[ewerk 30266]

26 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Leicester off with PSR too

Our man Nick De Marco strikes again.

[Kitman 2204]

1 hour ago, Toonpack said:

Bacon Buttie Bandit Bruce Blackpool.

 

How the fuck does he get work!!!!

How little attention must the Blackpool board give to football to offer Bruce a paid job?

 

To be fair they're probably too busy joining in stag dos dressed in Kiss Me Kwik hats to run a football club properly

[ewerk 30266]

 

[Gemmill 44407]

Unreal. Everton and Forest points deductions. Chelsea sell hotels and declare them as PSR profits and it's fine. 

 

Bring back the European Super League. 

[Isegrim 9737]

They will sell some players to work there soo.

[aimaad22 4110]

2 hours ago, ewerk said:

 

 

Just the kind of brilliant regulation you're looking from the authorities; no need to focus on football but delve into real estate and other manner of things to run your business. 

 

By this logic, can we pour cash into the club use it to buy appreciating properties and then sell them later for profits? Make it a proper business model. Just like academy players are traded now. Or will that be unacceptable once someone outside the 'big 6' starts doing it.

 

 

[Gemmill 44407]

They've taken months and months to approve this. They know it fucking stinks, but they've just lost a legal case to Leicester so I think they've just buckled here. 

[thebrokendoll 9115]

winds the fuck up out of me this does.

i don't even give a flying fuck about chelsea blatantly taking the piss, or man city for that matter.

it pisses me off that I've got massive reservations about being owned by the saudis but I'm prepared to shamelessly overlook them in exchange for just ONE trophy (I don't really count the fairs cup, I was only a bairn and can hardly remember it) before I depart this mortal coil. time's running out.

stop pussy footing about you PIF cunts, masters and his mates are on the verge of collapse anyway.