Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Howmanheyman 32707]

 

 

 

 

 

[RobinRobin 11113]

Manchester United have been offered the chance to sign England defender Ben Chilwell by Chelsea after the 27-year-old was told he does not feature in boss Enzo Maresca's plans. (Talksport)

 

Chelsea taking the piss  

[Holden McGroin 6471]

Looks like Tosin is in Chelsea’s euro squad. Admin error.

 

alex moreno has signed for Forest so that’s blocked Matty T’s path.

[Toonpack 9165]

This will end well

 

[Holden McGroin 6471]

It would be funny if they can’t get rid of any of the players. They’d surely be PSR fucked  

[Isegrim 9709]

[Gemmill 44250]

They've got senior pros training with their development group. It's disgraceful really. And the wages must be absolutely killing them. 

 

I hope the window closes with a bunch of them still there causing ructions. 

[Dazzler 9351]

30 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

This will end well

 

Imagine going to work and your Poch protective father like type manager leaves and is replaced with this absolute psychopath man. Absolute shambles.

 

Is Madueke training away too, is he going cheap?

[The Fish 10682]

29 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

They've got senior pros training with their development group. It's disgraceful really. And the wages must be absolutely killing them. 

 

I hope the window closes with a bunch of them still there causing ructions. 

 

Well, according to Capology (which I don't take as gospel by any means), they're spending at least £200m on wages a year. Their commercial revenue is around £210m, total revenue around £500m. So they're spending 40% of their revenue on wages alone.

[Isegrim 9709]

40% would be quite healthy actually considering the recommended wages to turnover ratios of below 70% tbh

[The Fish 10682]

2 minutes ago, Isegrim said:

40% would be quite healthy actually considering the recommended wages to turnover ratios of below 70% tbh

Yeah, that's the ill-defined point I was trying to make. They make money from selling players, they pull in enough money from commercial deals, selling themselves hotels and car parks and all that. In terms of PSR I think they're fine. Which is, in and of itself, a damning indictment of the PSR regulations.

[ewerk 30219]

46 minutes ago, The Fish said:

 

Well, according to Capology (which I don't take as gospel by any means), they're spending at least £200m on wages a year. Their commercial revenue is around £210m, total revenue around £500m. So they're spending 40% of their revenue on wages alone.

 

Their last accounts had them spending £404m on wages.

[The Fish 10682]

4 minutes ago, ewerk said:

 

Their last accounts had them spending £404m on wages.

Really? Holy shitballs!

 

Can't imagine Maatsen, Gallagher, Hall, Hutchison, and Moreira were on that much.

[Kid Dynamite 6985]

1 hour ago, Dazzler said:

 

 

Is Madueke training away too, is he going cheap?

No, he's backup for Palmer on the RW currently. Which makes me think they aren't going to let him go on the cheap. 
 

They've got Sterling, Kepa, Lukaku, Gallagher, Chilwell, Chaloba and Broja all leaving or left to plug the PSR hole 

[Gemmill 44250]

Yeah that Capology number is bollocks. 

[The Fish 10682]

8 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Yeah that Capology number is bollocks. 

It might be that ewerk includes all player wages? But yeah Capology isn't reliable, just a guide.

[Holden McGroin 6471]

12 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

No, he's backup for Palmer on the RW currently. Which makes me think they aren't going to let him go on the cheap. 
 

They've got Sterling, Kepa, Lukaku, Gallagher, Chilwell, Chaloba and Broja all leaving or left to plug the PSR hole 

They’ve just spunked loads on pedro Neto for the RW.

[Kid Dynamite 6985]

2 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

They’ve just spunked loads on pedro Neto for the RW.

Very true!

[ewerk 30219]

59 minutes ago, The Fish said:

It might be that ewerk includes all player wages? But yeah Capology isn't reliable, just a guide.

Yeah it includes the entire club’s wages but the first team will make up the vast majority. It’ll also include the money paid for Potter and also to sack him.

[Dazzler 9351]

1 hour ago, Holden McGroin said:

They’ve just spunked loads on pedro Neto for the RW.

This is exactly the point I was trying to get at. Surely the RW Downie was teasing us with last night is Madueke and a similar deal we got with Hall last season. He's the one that ticks all the boxes and makes the most sense from a PSR perspective.

[Ayatollah Hermione 13766]

Do Chelsea have a right back in the “bomb squad” that we can get in as a younger back up for Tino?

[ewerk 30219]

1 minute ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Do Chelsea have a right back in the “bomb squad” that we can get in as a younger back up for Tino?

It’s actually the only area where they’re short, having only 1.5 RBs.

[Kid Dynamite 6985]

3 minutes ago, ewerk said:

It’s actually the only area where they’re short, having only 1.5 RBs.

I reckon Ashby, Krafth and Murphy is sufficient RB cover 

[Holden McGroin 6471]

Tino gets a lot of niggles so we may need them.

[wykikitoon 19860]