Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Dazzler 9272]

All because "email traffic" dropped by 20% when one of his other companies tried a WfH Friday  - which in is mind means they were being less productive and not, you know, too busy fucking working to read and reply to absolute bullshit emails 

 

Tenner says the real reason is that if all the staff are working from home he can't nonce after the attractive, young assistants he's employed. Typical billionaire.

[ewerk 30160]

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One issue, though, is that United’s office spaces were reconfigured to suit those more flexible working arrangements over the past year, meaning there are not currently enough desks at their Manchester or London locations to fit every staff member. There is even less space in Manchester after a portion of the staff office space there was also turned into matchday hospitality.

 

As well as revamping United’s player-recruitment set-up, the consultancy firm Interpath Advisory has been hired to review the club’s business and operational costs. That started last month and will continue for several weeks.

 

One such cost-cutting measure is asking staff members to pay £20 to use a club-provided coach to the FA Cup final against Manchester City taking place on May 25. United’s staff have traditionally been offered a free ticket — which they will again receive — but they are being asked to contribute to the travel costs and will not be provided with food between Manchester and London. Another is removing company credit cards from staff members.

 

[Gemmill 44093]

He's gonna balls this right up and it's gonna be GREAT. 

[Gemmill 44093]

Deadline Day "expert" Dharmesh angling for an extra day of pay from Sky.

 

 

 

[RobElliott 1453]

25 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

All because "email traffic" dropped by 20% when one of his other companies tried a WfH Friday  - which in is mind means they were being less productive and not, you know, too busy fucking working to read and reply to absolute bullshit emails 

 

Tenner says the real reason is that if all the staff are working from home he can't nonce after the attractive, young assistants he's employed. Typical billionaire.

 

Half the emails were probably about that bitch in the office who keeps turning the heat down, or about the toilets being a biohazard after Erik deposited a footlong and clogged all up to fuck. Now Dave the cleaner is fucked off and emails the rest of his cleaner mates. Meanwhile there is an email trail going around to see who ate Jims yoghurt in the fridge.

Edited May 9 by RobElliott

[aimaad22 4082]

They've got a super charged version of Ashley  This is going to be brilliant to behold. 8 year contract for Ten Hag?

 

[wykikitoon 19803]

Interesting discussion re xG on Totally Football show poddy. 

[Dr Gloom 21756]

46 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Interesting discussion re xG on Totally Football show poddy. 

 

[Gemmill 44093]

They won't listen, wyki. Ignorance is bliss. 

[Toonpack 9105]

17 hours ago, Gemmill said:

He's gonna balls this right up and it's gonna be GREAT. 

What’s the betting he (or a mate) owns the “underused” London offices

[Gemmill 44093]

 

 

Big Jim needs to listen to Gary. 

 

[Dr Gloom 21756]

2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

Big Jim needs to listen to Gary. 

 

 

[ackas 311]

8 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

Big Jim needs to listen to Gary. 

 

 

Southgate is probably available 

[RobElliott 1453]

25 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

Big Jim needs to listen to Gary. 

 

 

Gaz has obviously been won over by the charm offensive from Eddie and "The chook (TM)" on the overlap and have had a quiet word with Neville to make sure he states that the bald fraud stays on another year

 

[The Fish 10659]

18 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

Turning people's work lives upside down, giving them an effective pay cut through commuting costs, and giving them less than a month's notice that it's happening man. 

 

There'll be people with dogs that will now have to go to day care, kids that will need picking up from school by someone, etc etc. 

 

And all for what man, it's not gonna improve the performances on the pitch one iota if the admin assistant on £18k a year comes into the office or not. 

 

He's obviously just a proper, nasty cunt. 

 

Just typical of top-down thinking. Outmoded ideas that people only work hard when in the office, or that emails= productivity. I'm at my most productive when I'm at home getting on with the fucking job, not sending an email to Mike to see if he fancies a brew in 10 minutes.

 

*disclaimer I'm never particularly productive.

[ewerk 30160]

Did they interview Neville in a sauna? 

[wykikitoon 19803]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-68985701

 

 

[The Fish 10659]

51 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-68985701

 

 

Who's recently announced he's leaving his job and will likely be fleeing to a country without an extradition agreement...

[Guest MrRaspberryJam]

"Boss" doesnt necessarily mean the team's manager, does it? 

[zico martin 89]

13 minutes ago, The Fish said:

Who's recently announced he's leaving his job and will likely be fleeing to a country without an extradition agreement...

 

Alleged abuse took place 2 decades ago though so can't be him?

[zico martin 89]

If only I could think of any other managers who it's recently been announced are leaving their post in the summer, and who have been managing for 2 decades eh? 😉

[Dazzler 9272]

Just now, zico martin said:

If only I could think of any other managers who it's recently been announced are leaving their post in the summer, and who have been managing for 2 decades eh? 😉

[The Fish 10659]

5 minutes ago, zico martin said:

 

Alleged abuse took place 2 decades ago though so can't be him?

This time.

[Gemmill 44093]

 

 

The seriousness with which this bloke is making his case.

 

 

 

[Alex 34718]

 while arguing he should be able to score a pen against a proper keeper