Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[The Fish 10856]

The husband of a friend of Mrs Fish works for Man Utd as an art director (I know) and lives in West Yorkshire. When he learned Jim Fixed It for them to work from the office full time, he was straight onto the recruiters to find a new job. "It's bad enough spending 2 days a week in that shit show"

 

And he's a Man Utd fan

[Guest MrRaspberryJam]

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[wykikitoon 20129]

2 hours ago, The Fish said:

The husband of a friend of Mrs Fish works for Man Utd as an art director (I know) and lives in West Yorkshire. When he learned Jim Fixed It for them to work from the office full time, he was straight onto the recruiters to find a new job. "It's bad enough spending 2 days a week in that shit show"

 

And he's a Man Utd fan

If its the guy who I think you're talking about, my sister went to Art college with him. 

[RobElliott 1492]

1 hour ago, wykikitoon said:

If its the guy who I think you're talking about, my sister went to Art college with him. 

 

What's Mrs wykikis opinion on him?

[RobinRobin 11263]

There's still hope Gemmill 🙂 

[wykikitoon 20129]

7 hours ago, RobElliott said:

 

What's Mrs wykikis opinion on him?

A bald boring cunt 

[Gemmill 44853]

Harsh on Dave, but not a lot I can argue with. 

[wykikitoon 20129]

TBH My sister said he was sound  For a Man Utd fan  

[The Fish 10856]

20 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

If its the guy who I think you're talking about, my sister went to Art college with him. 

Well, his first name is James.

 

Bit of an odd one, but nice enough. 

[The Fish 10856]

9 hours ago, Gemmill said:

Harsh on Dave, but not a lot I can argue with. 

Pipe down, Longbenton Entrance.

[wykikitoon 20129]

10 minutes ago, The Fish said:

Well, his first name is James.

 

Bit of an odd one, but nice enough. 

Aye it's him then. 

 

Good on him for fucking em off. 

[wykikitoon 20129]

 

 

 

[Gemmill 44853]

Just let them have Everton tbh, it'll be great. 

[Kid Dynamite 7025]

Mental that this fucker had just won La Liga, has scored 15 goals for Real Madrid this season and might lift the Champions League next

 

 

Not to mention winning the Nations League with Spain too. He's up there with Danny Simpson winning the league

 

[Dr Gloom 21915]

2 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Mental that this fucker had just won La Liga, has scored 15 goals for Real Madrid this season and might lift the Champions League next

 

 

Not to mention winning the Nations League with Spain too. He's up there with Danny Simpson winning the league

 

he was absolutely rank for us. As bad as rivière 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13863]

Rafa can spot a player. Lazaar has just won Serie A, Kenedy has won the Brazilian title and Grant Hanley has just won a hot dog eating contest in Kilmarnock

[Howmanheyman 33173]

58 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

he was absolutely rank for us. As bad as rivière 

 

He was much better than Riviere. (Not a high bar but still).

[The Fish 10856]

12 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

Aye it's him then. 

 

Good on him for fucking em off. 

Morale is through the floor. 

 

Apparently on of Jimmy's first acts was to send an email round telling all the departments that they're in a shit state and need to sort it out. 

 

He said that after monitoring it was noticed that emails were down 25% on Fridays, so that must mean the staff are 25% less productive on a Friday. 

 

According to this lad, plenty of people are 'looking for new opportunities'.

 

[wykikitoon 20129]

59 minutes ago, The Fish said:

Morale is through the floor. 

 

Apparently on of Jimmy's first acts was to send an email round telling all the departments that they're in a shit state and need to sort it out. 

 

He said that after monitoring it was noticed that emails were down 25% on Fridays, so that must mean the staff are 25% less productive on a Friday. 

 

According to this lad, plenty of people are 'looking for new opportunities'.

 

How to motivate people. 

 

Brailsford will have had a hand in this too. From what I've heard about him he's an utter cunt too. 

[Alex 35077]

9 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Mental that this fucker had just won La Liga, has scored 15 goals for Real Madrid this season and might lift the Champions League next

 

 

Not to mention winning the Nations League with Spain too. He's up there with Danny Simpson winning the league

 

I like a redemption story. I think he was obviously a good player but devoid of confidence. Although I think a lot of that was down to his game not being suited at all to the premier league, especially as a target man. I once saw him in Gateshead Tesco of all places and he’s a physically imposing bloke. Despite that he was quite easily bullied by PL centre backs 

[RobinRobin 11263]

1 hour ago, Alex said:

I once saw him in Gateshead Tesco of all places 

That'll explain why he was never near the ball in the box 🙂 

[Isegrim 9772]

 

[PaddockLad 17249]

Decent for the hammers…can’t see Paqueta and Kudus hanging around though… 

 

 

[Andrew 4748]

Aye Paqueta will most likely be off, Kudus will have another year with them though I reckon as he only arrived last summer and he won't be going for enough of a profit yet.

 

Not sure Lopetegui is going to be much of what they need really, I wouldn't want him here. 

[PaddockLad 17249]

He was very good at Seville… less good at Real and with Spain but West Ham are hardly likely to be able to attract a coach from the level above… he did pretty well at Wolves, they looked fucked but they ended up 13th or something?..