Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[MrBass 2715]

On 04/03/2024 at 19:56, Monkeys Fist said:

Why’s that bald gimp got a palm tree in his rucksack? 

 

It's his PSS (portable shade system)* obvs!

 

*patent pending

[Dr Gloom 22143]

49 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

 

 

you forgot the main men 

 

[Dazzler 10368]

12 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

 

you forgot the main men 

 

 

Phillips - No goals, zero assists, 3 own goals and a red card

Henderson - Chased a ball once and celebrated in front of the fans

 

Southgate - 

 

[Monkeys Fist 43063]

14 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

 

you forgot the main men 

 

Also

[Kid Dynamite 7169]

5 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

 

you forgot the main men 

 

You joke, but you just know that those 2 + Grealish and Rashford will be shoo ins and the likes of Gordon and Bowen will miss out 

[toonotl 3106]

Boy am I looking forward to this going tits up.

[sammynb 3508]

3 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said:

You joke, but you just know that those 2 + Grealish and Rashford will be shoo ins and the likes of Gordon and Bowen will miss out 

 

Not sure why you are so keen for Gordon to make the squad.

He needs a holiday and you know if he was in the squad he'd either sit on the bench for all but 5 minutes in some dead rubber group game and/or be knackered for the season by some league 2 level defender playing for Latvia in said game.

AG10 needs to do nothing but his bouncy missus for the summer.

[Tom 14013]

9 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

 

you forgot the main men 

 

 

[wykikitoon 20712]

https://www.espn.com/soccer/story/_/id/39665731/man-united-assess-de-zerbi-southgate-ten-hag-exit-sources

 

Southgate for Man Utd 😂 please please let this happen 

[Toonpack 9925]

2 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

https://www.espn.com/soccer/story/_/id/39665731/man-united-assess-de-zerbi-southgate-ten-hag-exit-sources

 

Southgate for Man Utd 😂 please please let this happen 

 

That's been picked up from Big Frank :):):):)

 

[Gemmill 46020]

 

 

There is no way they are still compliant. They probably need to make £100m+ of PROFIT from player sales by end of June.

 

[Tom 14013]

Dont worry PIF will help them out again  

[Tdansmith 3259]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-68501921

 

Brighton fans stabbed ☹️

[Gemmill 46020]

35 minutes ago, Tom said:

Dont worry PIF will help them out again  

 

Their problem is that the players that will give them the profit they need are the homegrown lads (Gallagher, Reece James, etc), who are all young and ambitious. They're not about to throw their careers away by going to Saudi. 

 

I mean I'm not saying they won't be able to pull some sort of rabbit out of the hat, but it won't be easy. 

[The Fish 10963]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

There is no way they are still compliant. They probably need to make £100m+ of PROFIT from player sales by end of June.

 

 

[Gemmill 46020]

Aye I know the loss is £90m. But that's fucking massive and it includes the proceeds from the sale of Mason Mount.

[ewerk 31195]

The thing is that the amortisation costs will continue every year. They can't keep selling that value of players every year.

[Holden McGroin 6783]

Aye, but you know PSR will be abolished as soon as Chelsea get in trouble.

[PaddockLad 17643]

1 minute ago, Holden McGroin said:

Aye, but you know PSR will be abolished as soon as Chelsea get in trouble.

Wrong colour shirts

[Gemmill 46020]

 

Welcome back to the big time, Leicester!

 

[Tdansmith 3259]

...and Leicester 

[RobinRobin 11549]

9 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

Welcome back to the big time, Leicester!

 

Make's their win this week even better 

[PaddockLad 17643]

“Modern football data collection/analysis can be, on occasion, complete and utter pointless fuckin bollocks #42675” 

 

This one’s a fuckin doozy @The Fish ☺️

 

 

[Gemmill 46020]

16 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

“Modern football data collection/analysis can be, on occasion, complete and utter pointless fuckin bollocks #42675” 

 

This one’s a fuckin doozy @The Fish ☺️

 

 

 

[ewerk 31195]

19 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

“Modern football data collection/analysis can be, on occasion, complete and utter pointless fuckin bollocks #42675” 

 

This one’s a fuckin doozy @The Fish ☺️