Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[BobHopeandNoHope 592]

Such a loss for The Premier League and a fantastic role model, dignified and a warm human being 

[Holden McGroin 6585]

I quite liked him when he first appeared in the PL but then it became apparent when he lost  that he is a goofy, world class wank stain of the highest order.

[wykikitoon 20140]

11 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

I quite liked him when he first appeared in the PL but then it became apparent when he lost  that he is a goofy, world class wank stain of the highest order.

Aye I was the same.  He was like a cool uncle.  But he's a big fucking baby. Hypocritical bully bucked toothed cunt.

[Alex 35080]

36 minutes ago, ewerk said:

 

That perfectly demonstrates EXACTLY what he’s really like 

[Alex 35080]

33 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

I quite liked him when he first appeared in the PL but then it became apparent when he lost  that he is a goofy, world class wank stain of the highest order.

Just like Mourinho tbh 

[Dazzler 9750]

2 hours ago, Alex said:

That perfectly demonstrates EXACTLY what he’s really like 

I am no lip reader but it's quite obvious that I have a natural gift for it since it's clear he calls the bairn a wanker as he walks away. 

[Monkeys Fist 42442]

Apparently, like Bob Mortimer, he does his own dentistry. 

[strawb 4251]

If I can count, he’s won 4 “major” trophies in 9 years at Liverpool. Despite spending nigh on a billion quid.

 

Not saying he’s shite or anything he’s obviously a great manager (and a prick), but that record doesn’t get close to touching some managers records

[wykikitoon 20140]

5 minutes ago, strawb said:

If I can count, he’s won 4 “major” trophies in 9 years at Liverpool. Despite spending nigh on a billion quid.

 

Not saying he’s shite or anything he’s obviously a great manager (and a prick), but that record doesn’t get close to touching some managers records

£1.5bn I read and two of the trophies he won on pens after they were 0-0 at full time. 

[Andrew 4748]

4 minutes ago, strawb said:

If I can count, he’s won 4 “major” trophies in 9 years at Liverpool. Despite spending nigh on a billion quid.

 

Not saying he’s shite or anything he’s obviously a great manager (and a prick), but that record doesn’t get close to touching some managers records

 

Aye one of each available, which obviously puts him in rare company but theres this constant pretence that he's done it from "outside" the elite.

 

Blokes spent 938 million euros at Liverpool according to transfermarkt. 

 

 

[ewerk 30610]

He undoubtedly would have won more but for the fact he’s come up against one of the best managers in history.

[wykikitoon 20140]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2b3W2NIFTx/?igsh=OWM3M3J5ZmJuZ2lq

 

The Klopp one is superb 

[wykikitoon 20140]

I mean don't get me wrong. I'd take just one of the trophies 😂

[RobinRobin 11270]

1 minute ago, wykikitoon said:

I mean don't get me wrong. I'd take just one of the trophies 😂

I'd take one even off a dodgy VAR in the 125th minute. 🙂 

[Gemmill 44879]

The front page of today's Daily Star is a picture of Klopp with the headline "Fangs for the Memories", and there's a cut out and keep Jurgen Klopp smile inside.

 

[Dr Gloom 21923]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

The front page of today's Daily Star is a picture of Klopp with the headline "Fangs for the Memories", and there's a cut out and keep Jurgen Klopp smile inside.

 

magnificent 

 

[Toonpack 9404]

ASM still got it (how do you show a tweet and not just the link on a fucking iphone)

 

https://x.com/ftbljoe/status/1751272734472966244?s=46&t=6oTqk9FK4LHgqziVeQht5A

 

 

[Gemmill 44879]

 

 

@LongTimeAdmirer

 

 

[ewerk 30610]

On 26/01/2024 at 13:07, Dazzler said:

Their message boards are a sombre place to visit right now. It's glorious.

[Holden McGroin 6585]

1 minute ago, ewerk said:

It’s not like them to be wallowing in self-pity…

Edited January 27 by Holden McGroin

[Gemmill 44879]

All perfectly normal behaviour. 

 

On BBC News this morning they mentioned a teacher interrupting the kids in the middle of an exam to tell them. 

[Toonpack 9404]

12 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

@LongTimeAdmirer

 

 

How do you get the full tweet to show like that ?? used to just c&p but don’t work since space Karen changed the name !!!

Edited January 27 by Toonpack

[Tdansmith 3259]

 

[Gemmill 44879]

20 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

How do you get the full tweet to show like that ?? used to just c&p but don’t work since space Karen changed the name !!!

 

I use a browser for twitter cos the app is shite. And I go to twitter.com rather than x. 

 

Then, instead of using the share button, I just copy the url for the tweet. You have to click into the tweet, you can't just share from your timeline, but that's how I do it. 

[Alex 35080]

33 minutes ago, ewerk said:

The first one especially. If someone wrote that taking the piss out of Liverpool fans’ reactions you would think it was way ott. As much as I love football and would be delighted if we were a success etc I would never want to be the person who takes it that seriously. Let alone encouraging my kids to be like that. What a sad fucking cunt.