Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[The Fish 10750]

He's done.

Over

Ruined

Finished

[RobElliott 1474]

Cunts (MPs) are grilling other cunts (Masters and Parry) in parliament right now about the Premier League.

 

https://parliamentlive.tv/Event/Index/c9787f1e-4748-4c62-a76a-fb70b3a32ae3

 

 

[Toonpack 9251]

#HORF

 

On other matters (extract from the Athletic on Forest)

 

[RobinRobin 11143]

19 minutes ago, The Fish said:

He's done.

Over

Ruined

Finished

Harsh on Gloomy. 

[Dazzler 9432]

23 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

#HORF

 

On other matters (extract from the Athletic on Forest)

 

Wood did score a hattrick for them against us tbf. Also, I think he's done okay for them since signing. The Shelvey one is hilarious though.

[Dazzler 9432]

36 minutes ago, The Fish said:

He's done.

Over

Ruined

Finished

So he's perfect to ring in the next generation of national disappointment for England.

[Dazzler 9432]

26 minutes ago, RobElliott said:

Cunts (MPs) are grilling other cunts (Masters and Parry) in parliament right now about the Premier League.

 

https://parliamentlive.tv/Event/Index/c9787f1e-4748-4c62-a76a-fb70b3a32ae3

 

 

Is RTG in full blown tin foil hat mode making insane assumptions that this is MPs telling the PL to stop pissing on Saudi chips?

[RobinRobin 11143]

3 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

Is RTG in full blown tin foil hat mode making insane assumptions that this is MPs telling the PL to stop pissing on Saudi chips?

[thebrokendoll 9115]

2 hours ago, Dazzler said:

Is RTG in full blown tin foil hat mode making insane assumptions that this is MPs telling the PL to stop pissing on Saudi chips?

 

i hope so, i also hope they have just cause.

[Dr Gloom 21814]

2 hours ago, RobinRobin said:

Harsh on Gloomy. 

 

[Dazzler 9432]

5 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

i hope so, i also hope they have just cause.

Aye, I'll piss myself if by tea time there is accusations of anti-competition levelled at the PL and the rules are suddenly reviewed. It isn't going to happen like.

[wykikitoon 19903]

2 hours ago, Dazzler said:

Wood did score a hattrick for them against us tbf. Also, I think he's done okay for them since signing. The Shelvey one is hilarious though.

My BIL said he's shocking (Wood).  But since Nuno has come in he's been one of their best players.  It's just down sydnrome Cooper that he was shit for.  

[Dazzler 9432]

9 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

My BIL said he's shocking (Wood).  But since Nuno has come in he's been one of their best players.  It's just down sydnrome Cooper that he was shit for.  

Not quite a red, but an easy yellow that one

[toonotl 2956]

You can't call people down syndrome! What are you retarded?!

Edited January 16 by toonotl

[PaddockLad 17084]

16 hours ago, Dazzler said:

Aye, I'll piss myself if by tea time there is accusations of anti-competition levelled at the PL and the rules are suddenly reviewed. It isn't going to happen like.

Well… funny you should mention that  

 

 

 

[RobElliott 1474]

They are just looking our for their fam

[Dazzler 9432]

2 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

Well… funny you should mention that  

 

 

 

That looks too boring a letter to be faked tbh. The conspiracy theorists will be going crackers over this on Twitter

[Howmanheyman 32747]

It's on record some of these clubs meeting independently and even photographic evidence is out there. I'd guess they're not meeting to discuss aligning the prices of pies and beer across the PL. 

[Alex 34852]

Didn’t Master’s appointment get rubber stamped by the Liverpool and Man Utd hierarchy? 

[Toonpack 9251]

16 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

That looks too boring a letter to be faked tbh. The conspiracy theorists will be going crackers over this on Twitter

 

Definitely faked IMO, signature gives it away for me, no way would a business letter like that not have a named signatory and their position.

[Dazzler 9432]

4 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

 

Definitely faked IMO, signature gives it away for me, no way would a business letter like that not have a named signatory and their position.

Perhaps, but then who's to say the signatory's name and position is or isn't below the "For: Gaggle of Cunts" section as it's been heavily cropped? You're probably right though.

[NJS 4371]

11 minutes ago, Alex said:

Didn’t Master’s appointment get rubber stamped by the Liverpool and Man Utd hierarchy? 

That's a secret rule of the Premier league constitution allegedly. 

[Toonpack 9251]

5 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

Perhaps, but then who's to say the signatory's name and position is or isn't below the "For: Gaggle of Cunts" section as it's been heavily cropped? You're probably right though.

 

Business correspondence just doesn't look like that.

[thebrokendoll 9115]

4 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

 

Business correspondence just doesn't look like that.

 

probably be something more along the lines of....

 

darling fascist bullyboy, give me some more money, you bastard. may the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman

[The Fish 10750]

17 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

 

Business correspondence just doesn't look like that.

Martin Samuel believes that it, or something like it, exists.