Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Holden McGroin 6583]

I’ve got both van de ven and Maddison in my FPL. Pricks.

 

But also great for us.

Edited November 10, 2023 by Holden McGroin

[Dazzler 9749]

Ange ball just took a massive kick in the bollocks then. Oh well

[Holden McGroin 6583]

3 of their back 4 will be out next game as well. Oof.

[RobinRobin 11268]

Bless! 🙂 

[Dazzler 9749]

20 minutes ago, RobinRobin said:

Bless! 🙂 

Those bottom three barely kick a ball for them (I don't think). Casemiro is normally suspended anyways. Luke Shaw is always injured. I don't think many of these should count tbh

[RobinRobin 11268]

1 minute ago, Dazzler said:

Those bottom three barely kick a ball for them (I don't think). Casemiro is normally suspended anyways. Luke Shaw is always injured. I don't think many of these should count tbh

But. But. But. It's (Manchester) United. 🥺 

[Dazzler 9749]

9 minutes ago, RobinRobin said:

But. But. But. It's (Manchester) United. 🥺 

Aye exactly. Poor Man Utd whose second string cost more than our entire squad. I can't believe they've lost a massive 9 players to injury, they must feel so hard done by.

 

Also: Newcastle are shit, they lost to Bournemouth. Hahahaha what a shit team, hahahaha.

 

It's fine though. We'll have a couple back after the internationals and we'll batter Chelsea and Ten Slag will go on a "shpiral" and blame his injuries when he gets the bullet and is replaced by Rooney (who can't even buy a win with Birmingham).

[PaddockLad 17257]

This is why we didn’t sign Maddison. It’ll be interesting (ie fuckin hilarious  ) to see how Spurs fare with and without him

 

 

 

Edited November 14, 2023 by PaddockLad

[Alex 35079]

The best number 10 we ever had wore number 8 and worked his bollocks off (unlike the two he mentions) 

[wykikitoon 20139]

3 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

This is why we didn’t sign Maddison. It’ll be interesting (ie fuckin hilarious  ) to see how Spurs fare with and without him

 

 

 

Early signs say SHIT.

[PaddockLad 17257]

3 hours ago, Alex said:

The best number 10 we ever had wore number 8 and worked his bollocks off (unlike the two he mentions) 

Yeah there’s more than one way to skin a rabbit  

 

I think he’s right though. 433 has killed no.  10… 

[Alex 35079]

32 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

Yeah there’s more than one way to skin a rabbit  

 

I think he’s right though. 433 has killed no.  10… 

It’s cyclical though. And you still get teams playing with footballers ‘in the hole’. Man City won everything last season with players like Foden (named as a winger but would exploit the spaces in between Defence and midfield), Alvarez and Bernardo Silva. I might be wrong but a lot of sides still seem to play with two holding midfielders allowing three more attacking ones. And Maddison has been arguably the main reason for Spurs’ good start in that sort of role. Seems a bit overly nostalgic/myopic re: James Rodriguez, who just seemed to lose interest four or five seasons ago.

[PaddockLad 17257]

5 hours ago, Alex said:

It’s cyclical though. And you still get teams playing with footballers ‘in the hole’. Man City won everything last season with players like Foden (named as a winger but would exploit the spaces in between Defence and midfield), Alvarez and Bernardo Silva. I might be wrong but a lot of sides still seem to play with two holding midfielders allowing three more attacking ones. And Maddison has been arguably the main reason for Spurs’ good start in that sort of role. Seems a bit overly nostalgic/myopic re: James Rodriguez, who just seemed to lose interest four or five seasons ago.

This is Foden about to receive the ball in the build up to Man City’s goal v us… I think you’re right, they’ve got fuckin 3 no. 10s  

 

 

[ewerk 30609]

Everton deducted ten points.

 

Could this be the year Gemmill finally gets the hang of this relegation lark?

[NJS 4383]

Everton have been deducted 10 points:

 

 

Just beaten to it.... 

 

Edited November 17, 2023 by NJS

[Gemmill 44872]

Just now, ewerk said:

Everton deducted ten points.

 

Could this be the year Gemmill finally gets the hang of this relegation lark?

 

[Dazzler 9749]

1 minute ago, ewerk said:

Everton deducted ten points.

 

Could this be the year Gemmill finally gets the hang of this relegation lark?

 

In short, nope - they've been in decent form and  Luton, Burnley and Sheffield Utd are so fucking woeful that they'll probably just about keep them up.

 

However, there will be a number of teams suing the shit out of them since Everton cheating during covid cost them their places in the league - now that would be both hilarious, and could financially cripple them which would cost them even more points, which will be worth it in the long run.

[Gemmill 44872]

Getting sued by a few clubs as well. Maybe if their fans had set off midnight fireworks outside the independent commission HQ, things could have been different.

[Dazzler 9749]

Just now, Gemmill said:

Getting sued by a few clubs as well. Maybe if their fans had set off midnight fireworks outside the independent commission HQ, things could have been different.

 

It's all our fault apparently

[wykikitoon 20139]

G-Dogg now

 

[Gemmill 44872]

 

Dock the cunts another 10 for the flares and fireworks.

 

[Dazzler 9749]

 

Conveniently ignoring the fact that we've spent within FFP. Loaned Hall to comply this season, and thus far done everything above board to ensure we don't get caught out like Man City and Chelsea. Fucking hell, scousers are thick.

[Gemmill 44872]

I'd be a bit worried if I was Man City fan given the charges against them and the fact that action has finally been taken for this shit.

[Dazzler 9749]

Just now, Gemmill said:

 

Dock the cunts another 10 for the flares and fireworks.

 

 

"And I'll tell you na notha thing...I'll fuckin definlay get dem 10 pints back. Fuckin watch is." - Said Dyche outside the Bee Hive after receiving the news.

[Tdansmith 3259]

I wonder how long it will take before the mackems all ask " whatabout the mags" 😂