Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[PaddockLad 19539]

[Sonatine 12251]

Looking old for 37 there mind, but he looked old when he was 17 too 

[PaddockLad 19539]

  On 11/10/2023 at 10:20, Sonatine said:

Looking old for 37 there mind, but he looked old when he was 17 too 

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“assassin faced baby”  

[The Fish 11392]

  On 11/10/2023 at 10:07, ewerk said:

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 I didn't even mean that one.

[Alex 37668]

Hard paper round

 

[Dr Gloom 24221]

  On 11/10/2023 at 10:22, PaddockLad said:

“assassin faced baby”  

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 a face only "auld slapper" could love 

[wykikitoon 23684]

John O'Shea and Ashley Cole joining him too

[Dougle 3816]

  On 11/10/2023 at 10:42, Dr Gloom said:

 

 a face only "auld slapper" could love 

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[Dazzler 12585]

  On 11/10/2023 at 10:17, PaddockLad said:

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Red flood warnings are in place in Birmingham this evening after the dams burst on the snatches of thousands of 70+ women in the city this morning.

[PaddockLad 19539]

  On 11/10/2023 at 12:06, Dazzler said:

Red flood warnings are in place in Birmingham this evening after the dams burst on the snatches of thousands of 70+ women in the city this morning.

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He’s already got Ashley “any hole is a goal” Cole on the staff…all they need now is John Terry rocking up to the BCFC WAGs Christmas social and there won’t be a female of any age safe throughout the entire West Midlands metropolitan area  

[Gemmill 52161]

  On 11/10/2023 at 13:02, PaddockLad said:

He’s already got Ashley “any hole is a goal” Cole on the staff…all they need now is John Terry rocking up to the BCFC WAGs Christmas social and there won’t be a female of any age safe throughout the entire West Midlands metropolitan area  

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[PaddockLad 19539]

This cunts back then…am willing to bet my fuckin house that this takeover falls down before Christmas when he’s asked for proof of funds  

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 46190]

  On 11/10/2023 at 21:30, PaddockLad said:

This cunts back then…am willing to bet my fuckin house that this takeover falls down before Christmas when he’s asked for proof of funds  

 

 

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[Dougle 3816]

[Isegrim 10708]

 

[Dazzler 12585]

Forgot all about that prick - he was everywhere for about a week, though I am still yet to see his energy drink in any shop, including my local offy that has pretty much every taurine related beverage in existence. 

[Alex 37668]

  On 11/10/2023 at 21:30, PaddockLad said:

This cunts back then…am willing to bet my fuckin house that this takeover falls down before Christmas when he’s asked for proof of funds  

 

 

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He couldn’t even provide proof of owning a jacket that didn’t have Rich Energy plastered all over it 

[Alex 37668]

  On 12/10/2023 at 07:55, Dazzler said:

Forgot all about that prick - he was everywhere for about a week, though I am still yet to see his energy drink in any shop, including my local offy that has pretty much every taurine related beverage in existence. 

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His Twitter account was quite funny. He’d re-tweet something from the Rich Energy account (clearly also ran by him) with some caption about it being s premium brand. Then you’d get several replies showing it on sale for about 40p in some corner shop. He also used to go into this posh wine shop in London. He’d put a couple of cans of Rich Energy on the shelf, take some photos and pretend it was on sale there. He also claimed to sell a product called ‘Wolf Jerky’. Which was (of course) also ‘premium’. Whereas you could buy Rich Energy online and very rarely in shops, this jerky product seemed to be available absolutely nowhere. He pulled the same trick of taking photos of it in places where it clearly wasn’t on sale. He claimed to run some IT company too, whose name escapes me. A lot if F1 fans would rip the piss out if him, calling him out as the obvious fraud he was. Perhaps unsurprisingly quite a lot if mackems seemed keen on the idea of his owning their club  

He’s also a full-on covidiot conspiraloon too. There was some speculation he was s front for sone money laundering operation. I tend to think that (while he’s clearly not the full shilling) he’s a trust fund kid / unsuccessful grifter who makes shit up to appear his past is more interesting than the reality. 

[Dr Gloom 24221]

a lot of reading fans will be sat with fingers crossed until gandalf the fraud fails the fit and proper person test 

[OTF 8588]

  On 12/10/2023 at 08:07, Alex said:

He couldn’t even provide proof of owning a jacket that didn’t have Rich Energy plastered all over it 

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He's submitted this as proof of funds:

 

 

Nevermind that Rich Energy is the only product there that noone has touched - that's assuming that it wasn't planted for the photograph.

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[Isegrim 10708]

I think customers would love a price tag on products too … if it actually was a shop

[Dr Gloom 24221]

  On 12/10/2023 at 08:43, OTF said:

He's submitted this as proof of funds:

 

 

Nevermind that Rich Energy is the only product there that noone has touched - that's assuming that it wasn't planted for the photograph.

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he's blatantly placed three cans in front of more rows of red bull

[Alex 37668]

  On 12/10/2023 at 08:35, Dr Gloom said:

a lot of reading fans will be sat with fingers crossed until gandalf the fraud fails the fit and proper person test 

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I think that’s less thorough than the PL one but there’s no way he’ll be able to provide proof of funds. 

[Dazzler 12585]

  On 12/10/2023 at 08:21, Alex said:

His Twitter account was quite funny. He’d re-tweet something from the Rich Energy account (clearly also ran by him) with some caption about it being s premium brand. Then you’d get several replies showing it on sale for about 40p in some corner shop. He also used to go into this posh wine shop in London. He’d put a couple of cans of Rich Energy on the shelf, take some photos and pretend it was on sale there. He also claimed to sell a product called ‘Wolf Jerky’. Which was (of course) also ‘premium’. Whereas you could buy Rich Energy online and very rarely in shops, this jerky product seemed to be available absolutely nowhere. He pulled the same trick of taking photos of it in places where it clearly wasn’t on sale. He claimed to run some IT company too, whose name escapes me. A lot if F1 fans would rip the piss out if him, calling him out as the obvious fraud he was. Perhaps unsurprisingly quite a lot if mackems seemed keen on the idea of his owning their club  

He’s also a full-on covidiot conspiraloon too. There was some speculation he was s front for sone money laundering operation. I tend to think that (while he’s clearly not the full shilling) he’s a trust fund kid / unsuccessful grifter who makes shit up to appear his past is more interesting than the reality. 

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They loved it because he has a big mouth and was everywhere for a spell. They learn nowt, you'd think following Steward Donald they'd know better than get overly fond of a big mouthed grifter. TBH I miss Donald, listening to him get annihilated on Talk Sport, and yet constantly ringing in regardless made the commute home better. Not to mention the stick he'd get on Twitter (people calling him a paedo for his wife being slightly younger, or asking how big her dick was etc)

[Isegrim 10708]

I have to buy loads of popcorn. This might be highly entertaining.