Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Dazzler 9748]

1 minute ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Fucking hell she's looking a bit rough these days.

[Alex 35079]

11 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

@Alex

@PaddockLad

 

Stick to your fucking rugby world cup, DICKHEADS!

 

Teams still putting 70 points past one another in the last 16 ffs.

 

REAL MEN watch the Beckham documentary

There is no last 16 in the Rugby World Cup 

[Gemmill 44864]

3 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

 

That is the one - However I am less bothered about Beckham hanging out the back of her, and more interested in why Frank Skinner hates her. Google is unusually blank on the subject.

 

I don't think he hates her, I think he just thinks there's something not right, maybe too perfect about her.

 

Whenever she comes up on his radio show he references her as Satan's representative on earth.

[Gemmill 44864]

Just now, Alex said:

There is no last 16 in the Rugby World Cup 

 

Well I assumed there was when I heard the RIDICULOUS scores they were running up to qualify for the QFs.

 

Rubbish. That's what it is. Give me Beckham looking hot as shit any day of the week.

[thebrokendoll 9204]

desperately lacking some rebecca loos beastiality gifs this thread.

[Howmanheyman 33182]

'Watching the David Beckham documentary',  for fuck sake, man.  

[Alex 35079]

1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

 

Well I assumed there was when I heard the RIDICULOUS scores they were running up to qualify for the QFs.

 

Rubbish. That's what it is. Give me Beckham looking hot as shit any day of the week.

Twenty teams. Four groups of five. Top two in each group makes the quarters. I’m be no means an expert and haven’t seen all of the matches (or even most of them). But I quite like it and appreciate it. There’s been some great games though. I don’t actually mind Beckham and he won me over as a player. But I’ve got absolutely zero interest in sanitised, rehearsed celebrity bullshit. 

[Dazzler 9748]

5 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

I don't think he hates her, I think he just thinks there's something not right, maybe too perfect about her.

 

Whenever she comes up on his radio show he references her as Satan's representative on earth.

 

That may be the first time in the history of human existence that anything Welsh has ever been described as perfect.

[Gemmill 44864]

FUCK YOU ZULU!

[The Fish 10857]

I watched the Beckham thing, I enjoyed it. 

 

Well thanks guys, I'll be back soon so don't forget to subscribe and turn on those notifications. 

[Gemmill 44864]

Me and Dave are such modern men.

[The Fish 10857]

I use a face scrub and moisturiser too, y'know?

[Alex 35079]

It’s going to be a long international break 

[RobinRobin 11263]

13 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Fuck's sake.  That's Charlotte Church not Katherine Jenkins 

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 42428]

18 hours ago, thebrokendoll said:

desperately lacking some rebecca loos beastiality gifs this thread.

I thought she banged Beckham, not his Mrs? 

[Kid Dynamite 7025]

16 hours ago, The Fish said:

I use a face scrub and moisturiser too, y'know?

How far up your face/forehead do you stop scrubbing? 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3894]

4 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

How far up your face/forehead do you stop scrubbing? 

The back of his neck 

[The Fish 10857]

6 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

How far up your face/forehead do you stop scrubbing? 

 

I take care of the whole head.

 

Just like your Mum! Heyooohhhhhhh

[toonotl 2978]

17 hours ago, Gemmill said:

Me and Dave are such modern men.

 

My 14-year-old daughter also liked it. And we all know that your typical 14-year-old teen is renowned for their sense of taste.

[The Fish 10857]

35 minutes ago, toonotl said:

 

My 14-year-old daughter also liked it. And we all know that your typical 14-year-old teen is renowned for their sense of taste.

At 14 I liked comic books, football, Blur and masturbating.

 

I was a complex kid.

[sammynb 3355]

8 minutes ago, The Fish said:

At 14 I liked comic books, football, Blur and masturbating.

 

I was a complex kid.

 

So we can scratch Blur from that list now?

[The Fish 10857]

5 minutes ago, sammynb said:

 

So we can scratch Blur from that list now?

 

There's no other way.

[Dr Gloom 21915]

18 hours ago, The Fish said:

I watched the Beckham thing, I enjoyed it. 

 

Well thanks guys, I'll be back soon so don't forget to subscribe and turn on those notifications. 

 

 

@Howmanheyman

[Dazzler 9748]

18 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

 

@Howmanheyman

[The Fish 10857]