Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Howmanheyman 33221]

10 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

Liverpool fans whingeing about being prevented from watching their game and Arsenal v Spurs by <checks notes>  a cabal of shady Arab football club owners is the very fuckin content am here for

 

 

 

I've spent forty odd years watching these cunts on the TV all the time and a fleeting bit of NUFC coverage has them twisting like fuck. The self entitlement of these and man U fans is off the scale and some of the same cunts moaning probably aren't self aware enough to realise they probably started supporting them based on them winning a few games and never being off the box. They even have their own designated fucking pundits when they play! The fucking brass neck on them.

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3894]

What’s the NLD?

[Gemmill 44881]

The New Lurl Dorder.

[PaddockLad 17262]

Nasty London Dicks

[Meenzer 15529]

Nketiah Lunge Disregarded

 

[ewerk 30611]

Nads Like Dad's

[Meenzer 15529]

13 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Nads Like Dad's

 

[Rayvin 5223]

1 hour ago, Kevin Carr&#x27;s Gloves said:

What’s the NLD?

 

North London Derby I assume.

[Dr Gloom 21924]

1 minute ago, Rayvin said:

 

North London Derby I assume.

 

North London Douchebags more like 

 

 

[Isegrim 9775]

Never laid doylums tbh

[Monkeys Fist 42449]

1 hour ago, Isegrim said:

Never laid doylums tbh

[Toonpack 9409]

https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/get-a-grip-youtube-hustlers-dont-watch-football-with-the-camera-on/

 

This bit caught my eye for some reason:

 

[Gemmill 44881]

 

Some of the author's other great articles.

[PaddockLad 17262]

The messenger is often shot if the content can’t be argued with 🤷🏻‍♂️

 

< waits for queue of TT posters telling me they know more about football than Steve Bruce. And Eddie Howe > 😆

[RobElliott 1493]

For me, Man U are a tier above Liverpool in the likeable stakes

 

Klopp is infinitely less likeable than the bald fraud

The Man U fans I find are more decent than the bin dippers

 

Liverpool are the bottom of the pile for me. The mackems are good for some comedy  

 

The phlegm spitting liverpool commentators on the match yesterday wanting it to end at 90 mins on the dot, incase we managed to get 10 goals and the record  

[Kid Dynamite 7029]

What a tit

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 42449]

My phone automatically flips to landscape view whenever Jenas’ forehead appears on screen. 

[PaddockLad 17262]

@Gemmill

 

What are you wearing to the awards ceremony?

 

 

[Dr Gloom 21924]

1 hour ago, Kid Dynamite said:

What a tit

 

 

 

[Howmanheyman 33221]

38 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

@Gemmill

 

What are you wearing to the awards ceremony?

 

 

 

If he wins he'll be sprayed all over like a F1 driver only with Gemmill's white wee wee instead of champagne.

 

[Gemmill 44881]

"If"!?

[Alex 35083]

2 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

Some of the author's other great articles.

That last one.  Tell me you’re a tedious cunt without telling me you’re a tedious cunt 

[trophyshy 7083]

2 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

My phone automatically flips to landscape view whenever Jenas’ forehead appears on screen. 

That’s a fivehead tbf. 

[RobinRobin 11272]

12 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

@Gemmill

 

What are you wearing to the awards ceremony?

 

 

[ewerk 30611]

17 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

@Gemmill

 

What are you wearing to the awards ceremony?