Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Dr Gloom 21912]

10 minutes ago, Howay said:

Aye, it’s one of the reasons the goals have dried up for him a bit imo. Since he’s so one footed full backs know he wants to go inside every time. 

 

he'll always be one dimensional player. he's still dangerous though, and i really hope we don't maker a scapegoat of him now maxi has gone.

 

he was really good against liverpool, aside from the one fluffed chance he blazed over the bar. and not just the graft he puts in which was unmatched. he really should have had a brace - a wonder goal we'd have talked about for years to come if not for a post and a sweetly-struck volley that allison somehow got a hand to. 

[RobinRobin 11258]

3 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

When is that cunt gonna croak it the fat cunt

Which one? 

[The Fish 10849]

On 26/08/2023 at 09:42, Rayvin said:

This is a fucking shambles like

 

Just step down you twat.

Woah woah woah, Gemmil's Everton predictions are an integral part of Toontastic lore. You back the fuck off

[ohhh_yeah 2964]

 

   

 

 

Out of the the cup competition already.

 

[ewerk 30544]

I did try listening to that but eight minutes long? Fuck that.

[Howay 12496]

 

 

 Surely one of the most fucking deluded fan bases going? To go along with those loans he’s been able to sign Martinez and Casemiro (both about £70m), Anthony (£100m), Eriksen (free but large signing bonus and wages), Hojland, Mount, Onana (all in excess of £50m each). All in it’s about a £350m net spend over 3 transfer windows . We’re on about a £270m net spend over the same period, or about £400m since takeover (all according to transfermarkt). It’s also worth noting that Ten Hags starting point had players like Ronaldo, Sancho, Varane whereas ours had Jeff Hendricks in midfield. 

[Kitman 2204]

3 hours ago, ewerk said:

I did try listening to that but eight minutes long? Fuck that.

A bunch of wankers run by cunts would just about have covered it

[Toonpack 9385]

4 hours ago, Kitman said:

A bunch of wankers run by cunts would just about have covered it

I was going to Wyki YP, but couldn’t find a way to do it.

[Chaser 1207]

10 hours ago, ohhh_yeah said:

 

   

 

 

Out of the the cup competition already.

 

We can join them next round. Maybe not bleat on about it on TS though. 

Edited August 31, 2023 by Chaser

[wykikitoon 20112]

On 05/08/2023 at 10:28, Holden McGroin said:

Wykiki in rare Southgate rage.

 

Henderson is done man. When he signed that mega buck contract he knew his international career was over.

 

Errrr you were saying

[ackas 311]

1 minute ago, wykikitoon said:

 

Errrr you were saying

 

And Maguire in and Phillips in

Sterling not in

[wykikitoon 20112]

What a waste of skin Southgate is.

Colwill picked too?!

[RobinRobin 11258]

13 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

What a waste of skin Southgate is.

Colwill picked too?!

Surely he's just taking the piss now after all the abuse. 

[Dr Gloom 21912]

 

 

class

[wykikitoon 20112]

The Soccer Saturday lot are talking about the England squad.  They are questioning Hederson, no Pope etc.  But won't call out Southgate being a cunt like.

[Howay 12496]

 It’s mental like, Maguire and Phillips have barely played club football for over a year now yet they’re in every squad. 
 

The other weird one to me is he picked Sterling the whole time he was off the boil, then once he’s found a bit of form Southgate drops him. As I’ve said in the past I’m just so relieved that Newcastle is on a path towards success now as having to hope Southgate figures out how to manage this very talented England squad would be even more painful if it was the only chance to see a team I support winning a trophy. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13856]

4 minutes ago, Howay said:

 It’s mental like, Maguire and Phillips have barely played club football for over a year now yet they’re in every squad. 
 

The other weird one to me is he picked Sterling the whole time he was off the boil, then once he’s found a bit of form Southgate drops him. As I’ve said in the past I’m just so relieved that Newcastle is on a path towards success now as having to hope Southgate figures out how to manage this very talented England squad would be even more painful if it was the only chance to see a team I support winning a trophy. 

Aye, if he was going to pick any old favourite, you’d think it would have been Sterling for the right hand side. The midfield picks are even more glaring when you consider we’ve just won the U21 Euros and there’s been absolutely no sign of bringing any of them in. The group is won already ffs 

[Howay 12496]

11 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Aye, if he was going to pick any old favourite, you’d think it would have been Sterling for the right hand side. The midfield picks are even more glaring when you consider we’ve just won the U21 Euros and there’s been absolutely no sign of bringing any of them in. The group is won already ffs 

Aye he literally never ever tries anything else, different players or different formations. Then people are shocked we have no plan B . Like he would play Kane in every fucking friendly, so no one has any idea how another striker would fit. 

[MMXXVIII 1293]

The bloke's a wet fish and should have been sacked when we didn't make the final in 2018. I appreciate not everyone has the intuition of me but surely watching us deliberately handing the initiative to an Italy team in disarray instead of finishing them off would have made them pull the trigger.

[Howay 12496]

 

 

[ewerk 30544]

The green and yellow scarf manufacturers are going to be working overtime this weekend.

[Gemmill 44804]

I hope that get fucking walloped by Arsenal today.

[wykikitoon 20112]

Why does Keane look the calm one 😂

 

 

[Howay 12496]

 

This is a good point iyam. 
 

just staggering levels of delusion 

 

Edited September 3, 2023 by Howay

[Andrew 4747]

"Theyre not ambitious enough, cant even compete on FFP"

"the only club who spent more than them this season is the one everyone is baffled by"

"yeah well...we should be allowed to do that but no one else should"