Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[ewerk 31236]

TBF to wyki I heard them saying on the radio pre-match that the side Southgate put out was the most experienced he's ever fielded i.e. the most caps between them. It's an end of season match at home to North Macedonia, it was the perfect time to give starts to the squad players but instead Southgate behaves like the overly aggressive dad crushing his eight year old at FIFA.

[wykikitoon 20900]

Was he giving them a final game?  Is Henderson going to figure again?  On his recent form of picking these players, then yes.

[Ayatollah Hermione 14086]

Aye, it’s a genuine worry that his current plan is to head to Germany next summer with Henderson next to Bellingham and Rice when the likes of Foden or Eze could have benefited from the time in that role. The Liverpool right back gets a total luxury role in central midfield though  

[RobinRobin 11640]

He's got nothing left. Just running down his contract. 

[wykikitoon 20900]

18 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Aye, it’s a genuine worry that his current plan is to head to Germany next summer with Henderson next to Bellingham and Rice when the likes of Foden or Eze could have benefited from the time in that role. The Liverpool right back gets a total luxury role in central midfield though  

Ah, but its given him a headache because how superb TAA has been against the potato farmer and dental assistant. 

[PaddockLad 17727]

You lot are never happy

 

 

 

 

[Gemmill 46175]

Ugh, the minnows are revolting.

[Kitman 2207]

North Macedonia sounds like a made up country. The sort of place the baddies come from in an Enid Blyton story

[Holden McGroin 6793]

Didn't Ukraine have to score 2 late goals to beat them?

 

England fans are something special. Never happy. If he had played the youngsters and scraped a 1-0 it would have been the end of the world.

 

Its a qualifier. No need to mess on. Get the points on the board.

[wykikitoon 20900]

We are pretty much nailed on qualified.  Macedonia have 3 points in the league.  If we cant get 6 points against them and Malta we are fucking wank.

 

Southgate has sucked any last remaining life out of watching England.  Why does he keep picking the likes of Maguire, Henderson when there's other players that can be tried out against smaller teams. 

[Gemmill 46175]

4 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Southgate has sucked any last remaining life out of watching England.

 

The day after a 7-0 win with a hat trick for one of England's most exciting young talents.

 

The truth is international football is totally fucking pointless and boring outside of the major tournaments. Always has been.

 

The only time I enjoyed watching qualification stiff was as a kid when Sportsnight was on during the week, but even then it was probably only cos it was such a rare thing to have on the telly.

[Holden McGroin 6793]

Look numb nuts, we just won 7-0 and you're whingeing. North Macedonia were knocked out in a play-off to get to the World Cup. They just came off an unlucky game against Ukraine where they could have easily won.  It was potentially (banana skin) a tricky game if they turned up but the manager botched their tactics.

 

 

 

 

[Meenzer 15742]

Qualification matches peaked with Faroe Islands 1-0 Austria anyway, it's been all downhill since then.

[ewerk 31236]

7 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

Look numb nuts, we just won 7-0 and you're whingeing. North Macedonia were knocked out in a play-off to get to the World Cup. They just came off an unlucky game against Ukraine where they could have easily won.  It was potentially (banana skin) a tricky game if they turned up but the manager botched their tactics.

 

 

 

 

 

Ah yes, the mighty North Macedonia whose only victories in their last 11 matches were against Malta, Faroe Islands and Gibraltar.

 

Pathetic. 

[Gemmill 46175]

You lot couldn't beat them.

[Holden McGroin 6793]

Getting worked up over a 7-0 win.  😀 Its a qualifier not a friendly. No need to mess on.  

 

I fail to see how anyone can get worked up about this.

 

 

[RobinRobin 11640]

8 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

Getting worked up over a 7-0 win.  😀 Its a qualifier not a friendly. No need to mess on.  

 

I fail to see how anyone can get worked up about this.

 

 

Indeed

[ewerk 31236]

11 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

You lot couldn't beat them.

 

We absolutely SMASHED them 2-0 last time we played.

[wykikitoon 20900]

10 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

Getting worked up over a 7-0 win.  😀 Its a qualifier not a friendly. No need to mess on.  

 

I fail to see how anyone can get worked up about this.

 

 

Wasn't me calling a fellow TTer numb nuts

 

[Holden McGroin 6793]

2 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Wasn't me calling a fellow TTer numb nuts

 

 

Its my pet name for you. I love you, really. Mainly because you remind me of my missus.

Edited June 20, 2023 by Holden McGroin

[RobinRobin 11640]

4 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

 

Its my pet name for you. I love you, really. Mainly because you remind me of my missus.

Are her nuts numb? 

[Toonpack 10032]

Bit wet in Glasgow (match stopped 6 mins in)

 

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 43223]

1 hour ago, Toonpack said:

Bit wet in Glasgow (match stopped 6 mins in)

 

 

 

[Isegrim 9910]

Quite some cojones.  

[Blastronaut 1344]

On 20/06/2023 at 20:13, Toonpack said:

Bit wet in Glasgow (match stopped 6 mins in)

 

 

 

 

I think it's genuinely a home game tactic at this point and a wonderfully effective one at that. To quote wee John McGinn after beating Spain "the grass was a bit long and the pitch was a bit sticky but this was in Scotland, not Spain! That's the benefit of being the home team. I think we handled the game very maturely."

 

Fucking hilarious though. For most of the hour and a half the game was stopped there was barely 6 folk out there trying to essentially squeegee the entire pitch. At one point one of the stewards randomly joined in with a leaf blower.