Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Polarboy 2311]

 

[Gemmill 44894]

Aye he had his bollocks in a Wheelbarrow this week.

 

Antonio was listing off West Ham's remaining fixtures for the season and he gets to the end and Wilson pipes up "And then Plymouth in August"

 

Edited May 3, 2023 by Gemmill

[wykikitoon 20151]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

Aye he had his bollocks in a Wheelbarrow this week.

 

Antonio was listing off West Ham's remaining fixtures for the season and he gets to the end and Wilson pipes up "And dem be playi Plymuff, blood ya in August LOL" Suck ma teeth 

 

FYP

[wykikitoon 20151]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CryjElyIxcd/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

 

 

[PaddockLad 17274]

 

[Kitman 2207]

4 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CryjElyIxcd/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

 

 

It’s almost as if he believes his own bullshit. Can’t stand him.

[ohhh_yeah 2967]

16 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

 Not sure how true this is, but…

I did wonder what it was about Leeds that tempted him back from the golf.

 

Plans for Casa Elland have been submitted to Spanish authorities. 

 

 

Add in the aspect of working with Robbie Keane.   

 

 

[MrBass 2651]

13 hours ago, Polarboy said:

 

[Craig 6682]

17 hours ago, Isegrim said:

Yes, but what about Brucey, eh. How is Brucey, did you say?

 

Loving .com's mugshot of him

[OTF 7295]

10 hours ago, Kitman said:

It’s almost as if he believes his own bullshit. Can’t stand him.

If he was talking about the buffet line 

 

7 minutes ago, Craig said:

 

Loving .com's mugshot of him

Surpised that he's slimmed down in his time off.

[Renton 21627]

19 hours ago, Isegrim said:

Yes, but what about Brucey, eh. How is Brucey, did you say?

 

I mean there is self promotion, and then there is mental illness. Some fucking "football expert" from the Athletic (I think) has just talked to Adrian Chiles on R5 and listed some clubs Allerdyce saved from relagation and included us in the list! Apparently West Brom doesn't count either because of covid as well, must have hit the Black Country harder than the rest for some reason. Football in this country is almost as mental as its politics sometimes. 

[The Fish 10857]

11 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

I mean there is self promotion, and then there is mental illness. Some fucking "football expert" from the Athletic (I think) has just talked to Adrian Chiles on R5 and listed some clubs Allerdyce saved from relagation and included us in the list! Apparently West Brom doesn't count either because of covid as well, must have hit the Black Country harder than the rest for some reason. Football in this country is almost as mental as its politics sometimes. 

Saved us from Relegation? We were in fucking Europe the previous season. Jesus Christ, he got rid of anyone who could play the ball on the deck and replaced them with, well exactly who Sam Allardyce would buy. He's a fucking long-ball merchant, and would 100% suck his own cock if he could ever find it again.

 

I genuinely hope they lose every game, stay up, then peddle Sam Allardyce refusing to pay the £2.5m(!) bonus because he's cost them that in damage to the season ticket renewal and groceries.

[trophyshy 7083]

Hands up who wouldn’t suck their own cock if they could? 

[Kitman 2207]

10 minutes ago, trophyshy said:

Hands up who wouldn’t suck their own cock if they could? 

If I could suck my own cock  I’d have a spare hand to put up

[The Fish 10857]

12 minutes ago, trophyshy said:

Hands up who wouldn’t suck their own cock if they could? 

 

It's over rated.

[Renton 21627]

13 minutes ago, trophyshy said:

Hands up who wouldn’t suck their own cock if they could? 

 

Mmmmfmm mfmmmf mmmfff slurp. 

[PaddockLad 17274]

22 minutes ago, trophyshy said:

Hands up who wouldn’t suck their own cock if they could? 

Prince had 4 ribs removed so he could do so (two each side)

[trophyshy 7083]

3 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

Prince had 4 ribs removed so he could do so (two each side)

i don’t believe this but I’m actually visiting Paisley Park on Monday and am now ready for the Q&A session.  

[Monkeys Fist 42458]

18 minutes ago, Kitman said:

If I could suck my own cock  I’d have a spare hand to put up

Rule No. 1. - We don’t talk about Fist Club

[PaddockLad 17274]

The most important club in the early history of British and arguably world football are making a comeback… mon the spiders

 

 

[PaddockLad 17274]

Napoli win their first Scudetto for 33 years  

 

 

 

[ohhh_yeah 2967]

 

 

[RobinRobin 11281]

13 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Rule No. 1. - We don’t talk about Fist Club

Did you just break Rule No. 1? 

[ohhh_yeah 2967]

 

 

[ewerk 30616]

14 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

The most important club in the early history of British and arguably world football are making a comeback… mon the spiders

 

 

 

I thought they played at Hamden? I always found that a bit strange.