Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Ayatollah Hermione 13869]

As someone else said, let them discredit us until it’s too late. Yesterday was a power shift and that’s that

[Howmanheyman 33231]

3 hours ago, Gemmill said:

Pitt-Brooke is on today's Athletic football podcast, which so far is dedicated to how terrible Spurs are and gives zero credit to Newcastle for pumping the absolute shite out of them.

 

There's loads of grounds they could have gone to yesterday and come away with a result even in their current state.

 

Aye, I've been off today and partly still on a high and partly curiosity have been scouring the clips of yesterday and today from YouTube etc from all and sundry, from US PL shows to listening to Waddle virtually bubbling on the 5live commentary to sky sports news chumps and the goons from talksport and Jena's and co. Honestly it's been 99% about how Tottenham are which has me wandering if it would've been the same response and coverage if yesterdays match was at anfield or old Trafford and spurs lost by the same scoreline? As bad as we were at villa park last week you still had to give huge credit to the beige cunts and Emery otherwise you end up being like these entitled cunts and their media chums who just find it impossible to do anything other than look for reasons why their carefully constructed 'big 6' teams might not be all that? Fuck 'em. Honestly disgraceful the lack of credit we've just had yesterday and today and yes, I didn't give a shiny shite about it yesterday but some of these media people need to step back from their arselicking duties and realise there's a whole big league out there away from their darlings.

[Howay 12496]

8 hours ago, Gemmill said:

Pitt-Brooke is on today's Athletic football podcast, which so far is dedicated to how terrible Spurs are and gives zero credit to Newcastle for pumping the absolute shite out of them.

 

There's loads of grounds they could have gone to yesterday and come away with a result even in their current state.

Honestly, the Athletic journalists wear cardigans with leather elbow patches, have double barreled surnames, and avoid walking near fields or parks in case a stray footy lands near them and the group playing yell over for them to kick the ball back. Absolute bunch of Hooray Henry cunts. That Tamara Parker-Bowles Pitt-Brooke cunt fits the bill for them, guarantee he toe pokes every ball he goes near the wet wipe. 

[wykikitoon 20151]

6 hours ago, Howay said:

Honestly, the Athletic journalists wear cardigans with leather elbow patches, have double barreled surnames, and avoid walking near fields or parks in case a stray footy lands near them and the group playing yell over for them to kick the ball back. Absolute bunch of Hooray Henry cunts. That Tamara Parker-Bowles Pitt-Brooke cunt fits the bill for them, guarantee he toe pokes every ball he goes near the wet wipe. 

 

Gave up on the shower months ago.  Caulkin is just a grade 1 bell sniffer.

[Monkeys Fist 42457]

7 hours ago, Howay said:

guarantee he toe pokes every ball he goes near the wet wipe

[RobinRobin 11280]

22 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

 

Gave up on the shower months ago.  Caulkin is just a grade 1 bell sniffer.

But... 

🙂 

[ewerk 30616]

7 hours ago, Howay said:

Honestly, the Athletic journalists wear cardigans with leather elbow patches, have double barreled surnames, and avoid walking near fields or parks in case a stray footy lands near them and the group playing yell over for them to kick the ball back. Absolute bunch of Hooray Henry cunts. That Tamara Parker-Bowles Pitt-Brooke cunt fits the bill for them, guarantee he toe pokes every ball he goes near the wet wipe. 

 

Morning, Mr. Ryder.

[The Fish 10857]

I can understand why so much focus has been on just how bad Spurs were in those first 20 minutes. They were utterly abject, that first 21 minutes was the worst performance I've seen from an opposition, I think.  Not just their disorganisation, their impotence but they played with no intensity, no pashun. When Arsenal went 2-0 down to Southampton Zinchenko dragged them all into a huddle and basically bollocked them into a performance. Nobody on the Spurs team did anything but mutely and meekly look around for someone else to lead them. They all passed the buck, they all shirked responsibility, 20yr old kids, World class players, World Cup winners, experienced pros all of them bottled it. Remember when we were going down and Jamall Lascelles was furious with our performance against Everton in 2016? Where was that in this Spurs team? Sure there were some dirty tackles peppered throughout, but that wasn't anger, it was petulance. 

 

Most teams in the league could have beaten Spurs if they put on that shitshow, but few would have done it so ruthlessly, so brutally. 5-0 after 20 minutes, and it could have been more. Joe Willock skying one, Longstaff's going just past the post, Burn's goal-bound header blocked by his own player, Gordon lifts his shot an inch or two and it's in. It could have been much, much worse for them because it was us. Fans and players were up for it from the off. That atmosphere would have given any team pause, let alone one who clearly had no idea. Bruno ran the show even though he was targeted by the stroppy tackles, Joelinton was imperious, Willock and Isak were clearly both in the mood and Murphy, bless his heart was finally getting some reward for his tireless efforts so far. So, sure, most teams would have beaten Spurs that day, but few could have stopped that Newcastle United. 

[Howmanheyman 33231]

3 hours ago, The Fish said:

I can understand why so much focus has been on just how bad Spurs were in those first 20 minutes. They were utterly abject, that first 21 minutes was the worst performance I've seen from an opposition, I think.  Not just their disorganisation, their impotence but they played with no intensity, no pashun. When Arsenal went 2-0 down to Southampton Zinchenko dragged them all into a huddle and basically bollocked them into a performance. Nobody on the Spurs team did anything but mutely and meekly look around for someone else to lead them. They all passed the buck, they all shirked responsibility, 20yr old kids, World class players, World Cup winners, experienced pros all of them bottled it. Remember when we were going down and Jamall Lascelles was furious with our performance against Everton in 2016? Where was that in this Spurs team? Sure there were some dirty tackles peppered throughout, but that wasn't anger, it was petulance. 

 

Most teams in the league could have beaten Spurs if they put on that shitshow, but few would have done it so ruthlessly, so brutally. 5-0 after 20 minutes, and it could have been more. Joe Willock skying one, Longstaff's going just past the post, Burn's goal-bound header blocked by his own player, Gordon lifts his shot an inch or two and it's in. It could have been much, much worse for them because it was us. Fans and players were up for it from the off. That atmosphere would have given any team pause, let alone one who clearly had no idea. Bruno ran the show even though he was targeted by the stroppy tackles, Joelinton was imperious, Willock and Isak were clearly both in the mood and Murphy, bless his heart was finally getting some reward for his tireless efforts so far. So, sure, most teams would have beaten Spurs that day, but few could have stopped that Newcastle United. 

 

The players knew they were a shambles and went for the jugular, that's a very good sign.

[Howay 12496]

5 hours ago, ewerk said:

 

Morning, Mr. Ryder.

Aaav been rumbled, laters lolz

[The Fish 10857]

36 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

The players knew they were a shambles and went for the jugular, that's a very good sign.

Trippier apparently shouting at the players when we're 2 or 3-0 up, basically saying "get into them, they're there for the taking". 

[Alex 35083]

14 hours ago, Howay said:

Honestly, the Athletic journalists wear cardigans with leather elbow patches, have double barreled surnames, and avoid walking near fields or parks in case a stray footy lands near them and the group playing yell over for them to kick the ball back. Absolute bunch of Hooray Henry cunts. That Tamara Parker-Bowles Pitt-Brooke cunt fits the bill for them, guarantee he toe pokes every ball he goes near the wet wipe. 

This. There’s barely a single one of them would even have liked football growing up, if they’d been born a decade or two earlier 

[Alex 35083]

The other thing about Spurs is that, before Ashley took over, they were sone way behind us in terms of commercial revenue. But all we got was a pat on the head and a reminder we were lucky we had an owner like him because we were financially secure or whatever. The hypocrisy fucking stinks but I suppose it’s a good sign all the right people are getting rattled. 

[ackas 311]

1 hour ago, The Fish said:

Trippier apparently shouting at the players when we're 2 or 3-0 up, basically saying "get into them, they're there for the taking". 

 

"1.21 xG after 8 mins lads, we're on for the record"

[wykikitoon 20151]

Uefa president Aleksander Ceferin keen to bring in salary cap and 'everyone agrees' - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/65390188

 

 

[Dougle 3329]

Aye. Fuck the players , let’s make sure all of the ridiculous millions top clubs make goes to those who deserver it. Fat old baldy rich cunts who need just a wee bit more.

[Meenzer 15531]

Well all right then.

 

 

 

 

[Howmanheyman 33231]

Did he tweet that via ouija board? 

[Meenzer 15531]

Well he always did have a strong connection to the spirit world.

[Monkeys Fist 42457]

5 minutes ago, Meenzer said:

Well he always did have a strong connection to the spirit world.

[Alex 35083]

I bet it’s absolutely fucking gash. 

[Kitman 2207]

On 26/04/2023 at 07:19, wykikitoon said:

Uefa president Aleksander Ceferin keen to bring in salary cap and 'everyone agrees' - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/65390188

 

 

Everyone agrees except the players. Which might be an important proviso.

[wykikitoon 20151]

The media seem to blame Shearer when he was caretaker manager for our relegation.  I wonder if Chelsea were in same situation if they would blame Fat Frank.

[Gemmill 44893]

 

wykiki accepting help across the road from some strangers.

[Alex 35083]

18 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

wykiki accepting help across the road from some strangers.

Chicarito is Spanish for little cunt 👍🏻