Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[PaddockLad 17274]

This morning we can bring you exclusive  footage of Robin Robin with Dougle’s breakfast whisky  

 

[RobinRobin 11281]

2 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

This morning we can bring you exclusive  footage of Robin Robin with Dougle’s breakfast whisky  

 

Where the fuck did you get that footage.  I've been hacked. 

[Toonpack 9423]

Well I never !!!

 

 

 

[PaddockLad 17274]

“Nae twa doots”  

 

 

[Christmas Tree 4725]

14 hours ago, RobinRobin said:

In other news, so have I.

A mug just for you

 

[Alex 35083]

I’m going to start using ‘nae twa doots’.  I remember years ago in Scotland hearing a bloke in a shop ask for ‘twa twax’ (two Twix)  

[Howmanheyman 33234]

5 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

A mug just for you

 

 

 

Nae twa doots aboot that.

[PaddockLad 17274]

6 minutes ago, Alex said:

I’m going to start using ‘nae twa doots’.  I remember years ago in Scotland hearing a bloke in a shop ask for ‘twa twax’ (two Twix)  

It’s fuckin lovely isn’t it?  

 

We’d say “tway” for two, which I realised when we went to Breda in the UEFA cup is precisely how the Dutch pronounce “two” ie as in Willem II F.C. who play in nearby Tilburg, a local explained the club is named after Prince William the 2nd, or as they say “Willem Tway” …. I’ve since learned the make up of the Anglo Saxons who settled the north east and eastern Scotland were from all over what is now northern Germany, Denmark and Holland, and some of how they spoke is still with us today 👍

[Alex 35083]

39 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

It’s fuckin lovely isn’t it?  

 

We’d say “tway” for two, which I realised when we went to Breda in the UEFA cup is precisely how the Dutch pronounce “two” ie as in Willem II F.C. who play in nearby Tilburg, a local explained the club is named after Prince William the 2nd, or as they say “Willem Tway” …. I’ve since learned the make up of the Anglo Saxons who settled the north east and eastern Scotland were from all over what is now northern Germany, Denmark and Holland, and some of how they spoke is still with us today 👍

Gannin hyem, for example 

[Alex 35083]

4 hours ago, Toonpack said:

Well I never !!!

 

 

 

She’s no relation to Ant ( of Ant and Dec fame) by any chance? 

[Toonpack 9423]

1 hour ago, PaddockLad said:

It’s fuckin lovely isn’t it?  

 

We’d say “tway” for two, which I realised when we went to Breda in the UEFA cup is precisely how the Dutch pronounce “two” ie as in Willem II F.C. who play in nearby Tilburg, a local explained the club is named after Prince William the 2nd, or as they say “Willem Tway” …. I’ve since learned the make up of the Anglo Saxons who settled the north east and eastern Scotland were from all over what is now northern Germany, Denmark and Holland, and some of how they spoke is still with us today 👍

 

Was a YouTube video I saw tweeted a wee while ago, which showed/explained  that very crossover of words. Lass/student who did the video was extremely annoying mind.

[PaddockLad 17274]

27 minutes ago, Alex said:

Gannin hyem, for example 

“ghan hame” in kale valley… talking of which Lucas De Bolle ripping it up for Hamilton Accies at the moment btw  

[RobinRobin 11281]

9 hours ago, Christmas Tree said:

A mug just for you

 

[Dr Gloom 21924]

16 hours ago, Toonpack said:

Well I never !!!

 

 

 

 

[Tom 14011]

 

 

@Gemmill

[ewerk 30616]

I can’t wait for the mackem Derby next season.

[Gemmill 44894]

Twitter is fucked for me again, but as soon as it works again I'm coming back to look at this. Anything that sends Everton down, I'm here for. 

[Gemmill 44894]

 

 

Is anyone even pretending that Klopp is anything other than a top shelf cunt at this stage? 

 

If you're not a cunt, you simply never come out with this shit. Maybe in a horrible moment, you do it once. He does it every other week. 

 

 

[wykikitoon 20151]

When does Barry Trotter (still makes me Lol Tom) get the boot?

[wykikitoon 20151]

 

 

[Craig 6682]

Benjamin Mendy found not-guilty of rape. 

[ewerk 30616]

Facing a retrial on two counts.

 

I can understand him getting away with one rape charge if its just her word against his but when there's such a pattern of behaviour it's hard to understand how the jury didn't convict.

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3894]

1 hour ago, ewerk said:

Facing a retrial on two counts.

 

I can understand him getting away with one rape charge if its just her word against his but when there's such a pattern of behaviour it's hard to understand how the jury didn't convict.

I think, they found texts from the complainants telling each other they had a great time.

[Kid Dynamite 7030]

On 07/09/2022 at 14:00, Kid Dynamite said:

Potter will be a disaster for Chelsea btw. If Tuchel can't get a tune out of the lads on £400k pw then I can't see Potter faring any better with his CV. 
 

I predict a Ralf Rangnick type tenure with him getting the boot in 6 months 

My prediction is still on

[Kid Dynamite 7030]

19 hours ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

I think, they found texts from the complainants telling each other they had a great time.

And a video of one of the girls enthusiastically in action during the alleged rape.
 

Doesn't mean the other allegations aren't true but you would imagine his defence team have just had their strategy written for them for the next trial