Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Alex 34725]

5 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Sunday mornings were class as a kid 

 

 

The round up was on a Saturday morning and the live matches were on a Sunday afternoon

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3788]

[Kid Dynamite 6964]

2 minutes ago, Alex said:

The round up was on a Saturday morning and the live matches were on a Sunday afternoon

I was doing Karate on Saturday mornings so we taped it and watched it on the Sunday instead 

[Gemmill 44107]

That is the most thinly veiled threat I've ever seen on Toontastic. 

[Isegrim 9680]

 

[Howmanheyman 32604]

21 hours ago, Gemmill said:

That is the most thinly veiled threat I've ever seen on Toontastic. 

 

Andrew: 'Hold my beer.'

[Alex 34725]

2 hours ago, Isegrim said:

 

Any relation to Jack Spratt? 

[Craig 6670]

Fucking hell
 

Quote

In appreciation of Jude Bellingham's contribution in a short time with the first team – the club's youngest debutant, at 16 years and 38 days, and youngest goalscorer, he completed a full season in the Championship before becoming Birmingham City's record transfer and the world's most expensive 17-year-old, "showing what can be achieved through talent, hard work and dedication" while retaining a "caring, humble and engaging off-the-field demeanour" – the club retired his number 22 shirt "to remember one of our own and to inspire others."

 

[PaddockLad 16992]

EU news, no this is the right thread  🇪🇺

 

 

 

[thebrokendoll 9034]

shamelessly stolen from elsewhere, made me chuckle.....

 

[Gemmill 44107]

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2023/jan/05/soccer-parents-gregg-berhalter-gio-reyna-family-feud

 

Can't help but think that none of this would have happened if Gio Reyna wasn't a mackem.

[Toonpack 9111]

Just now, Gemmill said:

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2023/jan/05/soccer-parents-gregg-berhalter-gio-reyna-family-feud

 

Can't help but think that none of this would have happened if Gio Reyna wasn't a mackem.

 

Double jeopardy - he was a Hun too.

[Gemmill 44107]

I'm on about Gio not Claudio. Gio was actually born in Sunderland. 

[PaddockLad 16992]

15 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

I'm on about Gio not Claudio. Gio was actually born in Sunderland. 

It wasn’t junior blackmailing his coach though was it? It was his parents because junior wasn’t getting a game. All roommates at college when the coach apparently kicked his future wife. All cunts, regardless of levels of mackemness

 

 

 

Edited January 5, 2023 by PaddockLad

[Gemmill 44107]

Aye, absolutely pathetic from the parents. Especially considering Reyna is a former pro who knows how the game works. 

 

But the kid was born in Sunderland so. I wouldn't be so quick to absolve him of responsibility. 

[Howay 12496]

 Rattled, they’re currently 5th, in a brand new billion pound stadium, and spent a wedge in the summer. I think it’s starting to dawn on these cunts that Eddie’s radgies aren’t going anywhere

[Gemmill 44107]

 

 

@Howayone of your favourites getting trashed.

 

Hasselbaink intervening to disagree and ending up saying "I don't think he doesn't WANT to defend.... He's just not a good defender."

 

 

Edited January 6, 2023 by Gemmill

[ewerk 30166]

4 hours ago, Howay said:

 Rattled, they’re currently 5th, in a brand new billion pound stadium, and spent a wedge in the summer. I think it’s starting to dawn on these cunts that Eddie’s radgies aren’t going anywhere

 

The fourth highest transfer spend in the world last summer but that's clearly not enough.

[Gemmill 44107]

29 minutes ago, ewerk said:

 

The fourth highest transfer spend in the world last summer but that's clearly not enough.

Levy out chants at their games too. I hope it at least takes us a bit longer to become an entitled set of cunts. 

[Toonpack 9111]

2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Levy out chants at their games too. I hope it at least takes us a bit longer to become an entitled set of cunts. 

 

Most of us won't ever, but we'll progressively attract them sadly.

[Gemmill 44107]

Vialli's died.

 

Poor bastard. 

[Dr Gloom 21760]

that is really sad. a wonderful player and he always seemed like a top bloke. gone too soon. 

[Gemmill 44107]

Aye. I don't remember there being much not to like about him. Other than twice finishing above Newcastle during the time he played for Chelsea. 

[Dr Gloom 21760]

 

[Gemmill 44107]

There ends Toontastic's official period of mourning.