Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Gemmill 44900]

To be fair to Edwards, you can see what he's trying to say. The country's going through some shit. We want to put a smile back on people's faces. I bet he didn't pick the headline for the piece. He's absolutely fucking LACED Liew there as well. 

[Howmanheyman 33246]

15 minutes ago, Tom said:

 

 

 

"Aye that's a good one Luke! Now you knaa me, I'm a lyrical gangster as well, and aye, the pen is mightier than the sword but it isn't mightier than a left hook, wor kid. He'd be tasting a moothfull of Geordie knuckle if he'd set his cheek up like that to me, mind."

 

[Alex 35095]

17 hours ago, Isegrim said:

 

Apparently he thought he was offside

[Alex 35095]

Liew’s an even bigger prick than Edwards tbf

[Tom 14011]

Aye he is.

[The Fish 10858]

Remember reading on twitter that he wanted Sunderland to win the derby because he doesn't like Newcastle as he was racially abused moments after getting out of a taxi there once.

 

Ah yes, Sunderland is so very welcoming...

 

 

[Sonatine 11392]

 

This is the kind of fight where you pray both of them lose.

[Isegrim 9780]

 

[Meenzer 15538]

19 minutes ago, Isegrim said:

 

 

Thoughts and prayers for Dead Neymar

 

[Dr Gloom 21924]

1 hour ago, Sonatine said:

 

This is the kind of fight where you pray both of them lose.

 

quite the cunt-off

[Craig 6682]

Someone needs to throw Newcastle United into the mix and see which one of them has a meltdown first 

[Sonatine 11392]

 

[RobinRobin 11282]

17 hours ago, Gemmill said:

To be fair to Edwards

[wykikitoon 20165]

My brother just sent me this. A 15 year old Jack Charlton. Bless him.

 

[Howmanheyman 33246]

My mates dad called him the giraffe. 

[Gemmill 44900]

Even World Cup winners can have fucked up head/shoulder dimensions. 

[Gemmill 44900]

 

 

Meant to help with bee stings, isn't it? 

[Howmanheyman 33246]

3 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

Meant to help with bee stings, isn't it? 

Him to their lass on the point of ejaculation:

 

"Eeets time.....pant.....time for zhee Vinagre stroke......nnnnnnaaaaaahhhhhhh!"

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3894]

6 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

Meant to help with bee stings, isn't it? 

Strokes the ball well 

[Isegrim 9780]

 

[ewerk 30620]

Women goalkeepers.  

[Gemmill 44900]

3 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Women goalkeepers.  

 

Awful that like. And the back heel before should never be happening. 

[spongebob toonpants 3997]

27 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Awful that like. And the back heel before should never be happening. 

I dunno. I think that's  not a bad goal

 

 

[Gemmill 44900]

I mean it looked nice but an unchallenged back heel straight through the keeper's legs. It was the sort of thing you see with kids playing in the street. 

[wykikitoon 20165]