Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

1 minute ago, Craig said:

he’s almost certainly not the only gay professional footballer during this time

Indeed. 
 

Le Saux was a bumder, nailed on. 

[NJS 4386]

Wore reading glasses off the pitch and read books as well as the guardian - burn him

 

Once saw him wandering around Covent Garden arm and arm with two model level lasses - camouflage obviously. 

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

Fag hags. 

[Howmanheyman 33246]

Just now, NJS said:

Wore reading glasses off the pitch and read books as well as the guardian - burn him

 

Once saw him wandering around Covent Garden arm and arm with two model level lasses - camouflage obviously. 

I could do with a bit of that type of camouflage just to throw them off the scent, obviously.

[Howay 12496]

“Who would be the perfect midfield signing for Man Utd?

When that question was put to Kleberson, the 2002 World Cup winner – who was speaking in association with Paddy Power – told GOAL: “It might be a bit too soon, but the way he plays, the quality he has and the way he’s improved Newcastle’s players, I’d love to see Bruno Guimaraes at Manchester United.
He’s doing a great job at Newcastle and it’s too early to move to United but he’s one for the future.“

 

          
The bloke would legitimately be Manchester United’s best CM (since Pogba doesn’t bother performing). The arrogance of these ex-man yooo players is staggering it’s as if they have absolutely no clue of what Manchester United have become the last ten years, and to what we are now. Sorry Kleberson but by the time he’s “ready” to play for Manchester United the real United will be miles ahead of them. 

[aimaad22 4156]

36 minutes ago, Howay said:

“Who would be the perfect midfield signing for Man Utd?

When that question was put to Kleberson, the 2002 World Cup winner – who was speaking in association with Paddy Power – told GOAL: “It might be a bit too soon, but the way he plays, the quality he has and the way he’s improved Newcastle’s players, I’d love to see Bruno Guimaraes at Manchester United.
He’s doing a great job at Newcastle and it’s too early to move to United but he’s one for the future.“

 

          
The bloke would legitimately be Manchester United’s best CM (since Pogba doesn’t bother performing). The arrogance of these ex-man yooo players is staggering it’s as if they have absolutely no clue of what Manchester United have become the last ten years, and to what we are now. Sorry Kleberson but by the time he’s “ready” to play for Manchester United the real United will be miles ahead of them. 

 

Personally I'll enjoy watching the likes of Man Utd and Arsenal flap about like fish out of water as we pass them by, let their ex-players/pseudo pundits have a few fits in the process too.

 

[Meenzer 15542]

I'd somehow missed that the Bundesliga relegation/promotion play-off is between Hertha Berlin and Hamburg. That's going to be fun.  

[Alex 35095]

10 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Fag hags. 

Someone from university once told me he was at a party and he was that wrecked he couldn’t roll a joint. The lad next to him finished rolling it for him and passed it back. He swore blind that when he turned around it was Le Saux. The lad wasn’t know for his BS but the circumstances place him in the unreliable witness category  

[Craig 6682]

15 hours ago, Howay said:

“Who would be the perfect midfield signing for Man Utd?

When that question was put to Kleberson, the 2002 World Cup winner – who was speaking in association with Paddy Power – told GOAL: “It might be a bit too soon, but the way he plays, the quality he has and the way he’s improved Newcastle’s players, I’d love to see Bruno Guimaraes at Manchester United.
He’s doing a great job at Newcastle and it’s too early to move to United but he’s one for the future.“

 

          
The bloke would legitimately be Manchester United’s best CM (since Pogba doesn’t bother performing). The arrogance of these ex-man yooo players is staggering it’s as if they have absolutely no clue of what Manchester United have become the last ten years, and to what we are now. Sorry Kleberson but by the time he’s “ready” to play for Manchester United the real United will be miles ahead of them. 

 

Isn't it magnificent? The 'noisy neighbours' and 'a wee club from the north-east' both going to be casting a huge shadow over the shambles that is Manchester United.

Utterly splendid!

[wykikitoon 20168]

Klopp moaning about fixtures

Fuck off you mong

[PaddockLad 17281]

Can’t find a Matt Targett thread soooooo…..

 

 

[Howay 12496]

 

[wykikitoon 20168]

That drawing makes him look like a smack head  

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

1 hour ago, wykikitoon said:

That drawing makes him look like a smack head  

It’s incredibly difficult to accurately portray someone with sketching, which just shows how good this court artist actually is. 

[Gemmill 44901]

[ohhh_yeah 2967]

1 hour ago, wykikitoon said:

That Mike makes him look like a smack head  

 

 

 

[wykikitoon 20168]

22 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

I've fucking lost it, absolutely lost it.  That's superb. 

 

 

 

[ohhh_yeah 2967]

 

 

[ohhh_yeah 2967]

 

Boo! Where did the ban jo go?

 

 

[Meenzer 15542]

Our Ban Ter threads have been (Denise) squelched

[Gemmill 44901]

Either Andrew is awake or the mods are scared he'll wake up soon.

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

Ban Ned. 
 

 

[Andrew 4770]

It's 9:35pm

You can all have fun in an hour and a half or so.

[ohhh_yeah 2967]

 

Can I PLEASE have my gifs back when the inevitable happens and he signs!   

 

Paqueta IN!

 

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

3 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Either Andrew is awake or the mods are scared he'll wake up soon.