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  On 26/01/2022 at 12:03, Tom said:

I was put off anything better when they started having a 30 minute NFL section as NFL is for goths who work at CEX & have poor personal hygiene.

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 NFL is tremendous I’ll have you know, for clarity I am not a goth, nor do I work at CEX and my personal hygiene is beyond reproach.

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It's my firmly held assertion that the vast majority of NFL fans in the UK are currently between the ages of 50 & 65 and were thus reasonably young people in the 80s when channel 4 screened one live game a week, obviously on one of only four TV channels the nation had access to.  An ex girlfriend of mine  falls into this age category and was a huge Dallas Cowboys fan, in addition  to being a phenomenal sexual athlete. Not sure if the two things are connected but there you go :cuppa:

 

 

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  On 27/01/2022 at 19:04, PaddockLad said:

It's my firmly held assertion that the vast majority of NFL fans in the UK are currently between the ages of 50 & 65 and were thus reasonably young people in the 80s when channel 4 screened one live game a week, obviously on one of only four TV channels the nation had access to.  An ex girlfriend of mine  falls into this age category and was a huge Dallas Cowboys fan, in addition  to being a phenomenal sexual athlete. Not sure if the two things are connected but there you go :cuppa:

 

 

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Not sure sure if they're connected or not but I'm pretty sure her being a phenomenal sexual athlete and also being your ex-girlfriend are? :lol:

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  On 27/01/2022 at 20:59, Gemmill said:

PaddockLad forced to answer to the name Dan Marino in the bedroom and shout "42......36......HUT! HUT!" immediately prior to penetration.

 

"You like that, The Fridge, don't you?!" 

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No, she didn't bring that nonsense into the boudoir... There was a moto gp lass who did suggest a curly black wig à la the old Valentino Rossi though :naughty:

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