Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Dr Gloom 21924]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

Has Rafa gone? 

Board meeting last night apparently. No official announcement yet but feels inevitable  

Edited January 16, 2022 by Dr Gloom

[wykikitoon 20149]

Dirty Leeds beating West Ham

[Chaser 1207]

Rafa's been sacked..

[wykikitoon 20149]

DOF Come on Wor Mandy

[wykikitoon 20149]

I hope Rooney goes there and they're even worse.

[Sonatine 11384]

Was never going to end well for him there, although I don't think he's the main problem at the club.

[Gemmill 44884]

They could feasibly get worse now he's gone. I'd love them to appoint Rooney. So would he cos it gets him back in spitting distance of Auld Slapper. 

[Dr Gloom 21924]

some fans on twitter calling for howe to be sacked and to recall rafa. i think the moment to bring rafa back has passed unfortunately 

[Dr Gloom 21924]

howay west ham - get the winner in.

leeds are going to score a hatful against us

[wykikitoon 20149]

On 10/01/2022 at 10:59, Gemmill said:

This business with Leeds being so "unlucky" with injuries. 

 

You watch that thing on Amazon about them, Bielsa has them at the training ground for 9 hour days, and has them playing this high energy Bielsa press. And the injuries started straight away when he got to the club - there's a bit with Luke Ayling saying that the intensity of the new bloke's approach has meant that the average number of players injured at any one time has gone up loads, but that will go away as the players adjust.  

 

I'm not sure their permanent injury problems aren't just a continuation of this. Bielsa needs to take a leaf out of Steve Bruce's book and the injuries will improve. 

 

That's right lads, I've watched an 8 part series on Leeds and I'm putting their team of sports scientists to shame with my analysis. 

The way their midfield played today we are going to have a new arsehole torn when we play them. Full of energy and pressing.  Something Longstaff couldn't even spell if asked to do so.

[Howmanheyman 33223]

Our centre midfield.....

 

"Yeah I'll make that forward supporting run in a minute....."

 

 

[Howmanheyman 33223]

If Longstaff couldn't believe the amount of criticism Joelinton was getting I sincerely hope he doesn't look at this MB.

[Howay 12496]

 He’s just amazed by what Joelinton is able to do, for example Joelinton does this thing where he puts one foot in front of the other like Sean does when he walks but Joelinton somehow does it faster. Sean thought about trying it out but it seemed like a lot of effort. 

Edited January 16, 2022 by Howay

[Tom 14011]

An interesting yardstick for Longstaff is Declan Rice. Longstaff at one point looked the better player. 
 

These days Rice is an absolute Rolls Royce of a footballer & Longstaff can barely muster any interest. 

[Howmanheyman 33223]

At the minute Longstaff looks like he's a middle aged bloke, rolling forty golden Virginia tabs a day.

[Tom 14011]

Getting Matty to roll them more like. It’d be a waste of baccy him doing it.

[Ayatollah Hermione 13869]

I’m at the point where I’d give Matty a game. At least he can move

[Dr Gloom 21924]

2 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

Our centre midfield.....

 

"Yeah I'll make that forward supporting run in a minute....."

 

 

[wykikitoon 20149]

Martinez apparently approached for Everton 😂

[Gemmill 44884]

Two weeks til people are saying we missed a trick not getting Martinez in.

 

[Gemmill 44884]

 

 

[Tom 14011]

1 hour ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

I’m at the point where I’d give Matty a game. At least he can move

I’d lend him a tab if that counts for owt but I know nowt about football so can’t really help there, soz x

[Gemmill 44884]

 

 

[Tom 14011]

10 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

Fop’s family have been in touch and they’d rather we didn’t make jokes about it  

[Monkeys Fist 42449]

2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

Imagine still being such a little bitch at 37 that you do your Dad’s dirty work for him, because he’s too lazy to do it himself.