Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[wykikitoon 20146]

Listening to the Monday night club.  The discussion of poor ref decisions and VAR fuck ups were ALL about Spurs v Liverpool.

Micah 'Fake laugh' Richards totally glossed over it.  The fucking nonce.

[wykikitoon 20146]

 

Star guest Gemmill 

 

[wykikitoon 20146]

 

Shocked 

 

[Howmanheyman 33221]

2 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

 

Star guest Gemmill 

 

I currently have access to YouTube as well as twitter, is there any other platform I can avoid this on? 

[PaddockLad 17262]

4 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

 

Star guest Gemmill 

 

 

Fish was on narration but Adam cut him in favour of Diego 

[Howmanheyman 33221]

12 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

 

Fish was on narration but Adam cut him in favour of Diego 

He favoured the twang of the Spaniard, a footballing colloquialism a la Julio Iglesias than a young version of quintessential English in the style of a young Donald Sinden. Tough call, to be fair.

[Monkeys Fist 42449]

41 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

 

Star guest Gemmill 

 

That him bottom left? 

[The Fish 10857]

3 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

So you’re saying he’s not the only humour-sink in the village? 
 

😉

Steve Bruce used to live here too. And the Schmeichels. AND Yvette Fielding!

[Monkeys Fist 42449]

2 minutes ago, The Fish said:

AND Yvette Fielding!

Any excuse is a good one. 

[Diego21 2135]

[Dougle 3329]

30 minutes ago, The Fish said:

Steve Bruce used to live here too. And the Schmeichels. AND Yvette Fielding!

 

What in Blyth?

[wykikitoon 20146]

 

 

[The Fish 10857]

6 minutes ago, Dougle said:

 

What in Blyth?

No, dingbat. I haven't lived in Seaton Sluice for... about 20yrs?

 

Born Ashington, Seaton Sluice until 2003 ( I think), Headingly, Leeds, West London, East London, South London, Altrincham, Bramhall.

 

We all caught up?

[Dougle 3329]

9 minutes ago, The Fish said:

No, dingbat. I haven't lived in Seaton Sluice for... about 20yrs?

 

Born Ashington, Seaton Sluice until 2003 ( I think), Headingly, Leeds, West London, East London, South London, Altrincham, Bramhall.

 

We all caught up?

 

[The Fish 10857]

[Ayatollah Hermione 13869]

I mean, you’re not wrong there

[wykikitoon 20146]

Liverpool assistant Pep Lijnders says Reds playing two games in four days is 'absurd' - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/59745954

 

Theyre always fucking playing the victims them cunts

[Alex 35083]

1 hour ago, The Fish said:

No, dingbat. I haven't lived in Seaton Sluice for... about 20yrs?

 

Born Ashington, Seaton Sluice until 2003 ( I think), Headingly, Leeds, West London, East London, South London, Altrincham, Bramhall.

 

We all caught up?

 

[Isegrim 9775]

2 hours ago, The Fish said:

No, dingbat. I haven't lived in Seaton Sluice for... about 20yrs?

 

Born Cuntington, Cunton Sluice until 2003 ( I think), Cuntingly, Leeds, West Cuntdon, East Cuntdon, South Cuntdon, Cuntincham, Cunthall.

 

We all caught up?

SteviefiedYP

[ohhh_yeah 2966]

6 hours ago, The Fish said:

No, dingbat. I haven't lived in Seaton Sluice for... about 20yrs?

 

Born Ashington, Seaton Sluice until 2003 ( I think), Headingly, Leeds, West London, East London, South London, Altrincham, Bramhall.

 

We all caught up?

 

 

[wykikitoon 20146]

Listening to Cuntsport. Apparently Grealish and Foden were photographed in a bar after the Leeds win hence why they wete dropped. 

 

Surprise surprise Alcho Brazil and Cascarino saying they're entitled to a drink and totally forgetting the rise in Covid cases and Premier League clubs moaning about postponed matches. 

 

They're fucking brain dead. 

[Gemmill 44881]

That's why Guardiola's the best coach in the world and these two dickheads spout shite on the radio. 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3894]

Talksport is full of brain dead morons

[247 597]

Yeah listening to Talksport for any extended period of time is bound to bring on some early form of dementia, it’s literally aids in audio form. They pick calls from the biggest mouthbreathers they can find who spout some absolute bollocks and then try to whip up some controversy with it. 
 

Also Simon Jordan is one of the most ego filled pretentious cunts going, hope he slips while playing tennis and the handle of his racket violates his rectum.

Edited December 22, 2021 by 247

[wykikitoon 20146]

I only listen to it for 20mins on a morning unless I have a podcast ready.