Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[wykikitoon 20146]

So it's ok for people to question Rodgers 2 wins in 9 but not Brucie eh? 

[Monkeys Fist 42449]

1 hour ago, wykikitoon said:

2 wins in 9

Can’t question a win if it didn’t happen. 

[ohhh_yeah 2966]

1 hour ago, wykikitoon said:

So it's ok for people to question Rodgers 2 wins in 9 but not Brucie eh? 

 

20 Ocober 2021. Folklore.

 

[Kid Dynamite 7029]

I saw the club Twitter account put out a graphic yesterday celebrating the club being 129 years old. Someone pointed out in the comments that the club is actually 140 years old. There's a misconception that Newcastle East End and Newcastle West End merged in 1892, but actually West End went bust and East End just changed their name to try and lure fans of the other club. 
 

Seems strange that the club choose to do themselves out of 11 years of history!? 

[wykikitoon 20146]

SACK EM!!! 

[Gemmill 44882]

23 minutes of back to back belters. This must be what it's like when Dr Gloom is on the decks. 

 

Edited December 10, 2021 by Gemmill

[The Fish 10857]

55 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

23 minutes of back to back belters. This must be what it's like when Dr Gloom is on the decks. 

 

Basically a three horse race between HBA, Robert and Shearer.

[Gemmill 44882]

Genuinely my favourite out of all of them was Solano with the outside of his boot. The cheekiest of cheeky fuckers. 

[The Fish 10857]

1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

Genuinely my favourite out of all of them was Solano with the outside of his boot. The cheekiest of cheeky fuckers. 

I like Shola's consolation one where it bobbles off his shin past the Man Utd 'keeper.

 

Definitely stands up against Robert's volleys, Shearer's blasties or Berdsley's shimmies.

[Dr Gloom 21924]

Robert with the highest number of absolutely outrageous goals. Every one of his on there was a goal of the month contender. 

[Gemmill 44882]

Lazy cunt though innit. 

[Dr Gloom 21924]

What we really needed was souness to sort him out

[Howmanheyman 33221]

5 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said:

I saw the club Twitter account put out a graphic yesterday celebrating the club being 129 years old. Someone pointed out in the comments that the club is actually 140 years old. There's a misconception that Newcastle East End and Newcastle West End merged in 1892, but actually West End went bust and East End just changed their name to try and lure fans of the other club. 
 

Seems strange that the club choose to do themselves out of 11 years of history!? 

I had NUFC stuff as a kid with 1882 on it and the only time 1892 became a thing was around 1992 when the club, on the bones of it's arse, decided to make a thing of it's 'centenary' and had a pre-season tournament. East End took a couple of West Ends players on as well securing the tenancy of the now vacant SJP but that was it. As far as I'm concerned Stanley/East End is NUFC so we're not 129 years old as that's just the name change anniversary. The best players have always been from the east end. 😉

[Monkeys Fist 42449]

40 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

The best players have always been from the east end. 😉

* Stevie explodes at home in sunderland 

[Howmanheyman 33221]

1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said:

* Stevie explodes at home in sunderland 

I wonder how he is? Never heard anything of him for at least a year. 

[Tom 14011]

Poorly the last I heard but still with us.

[Christmas Tree 4725]

Forgot to mention for the match goers, I retried the free Wi-Fi I had in the posh seats at the following match in the cheap seats and it worked fine.

 

WiFi: NUFC

Password: weareunited

 

[Monkeys Fist 42449]

49 minutes ago, Tom said:

Poorly the last I heard but still with us.

That’s not good to hear, presumably the same problem? 
Hope he makes a recovery, he can’t be in his forties yet? 

[Monkeys Fist 42449]

33 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

Forgot to mention for the match goers, I retried the free Wi-Fi I had in the posh seats at the following match in the cheap seats and it worked fine.

 

WiFi: NUFC

Password: weareunited

 

They’ll have your hands off if you get caught. 
 

[Gemmill 44882]

1 hour ago, Tom said:

Poorly the last I heard but still with us.

Ah man that's shite. 

[Howmanheyman 33221]

1 hour ago, Tom said:

Poorly the last I heard but still with us.

Hope he pulls round. 

[OTF 7295]

5 hours ago, Christmas Tree said:

Forgot to mention for the match goers, I retried the free Wi-Fi I had in the posh seats at the following match in the cheap seats and it worked fine.

 

WiFi: NUFC

Password: weareunited

 

Operation Pasty Clock just stepped up a notch. Give an inch and they always take a mile.

[Gemmill 44882]

4 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

They’ll have your hands off if you get caught. 
 

Make a good story for the Echo though. Boldon's first hook-handed taxi driver. "Punters call him Cab-u Hamza". 

[aimaad22 4156]

11 hours ago, Gemmill said:

23 minutes of back to back belters. This must be what it's like when Dr Gloom is on the decks. 

 

Martins' goal at Spurs   Remember just thinking 'WTF!!' at the time. Still dont get how he generated that much power from that position. 

[Dougle 3329]

On 10/12/2021 at 12:13, Gemmill said:

23 minutes of back to back belters. This must be what it's like when Dr Gloom is on the decks. 

 

 

The Papiss Cisse goal at Chelsea has it all. The build up, the celebration, the ground and the fucked off home supporters, the possible/probable fluke of it and of course just how fucking spectacular it was.

An unreal goal that probably even shouldn’t exist.

Edited December 11, 2021 by Dougle
Edited for shite spelling