Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Howay 12496]

Obviously THAT man was on the scene for the exclusive everyone wanted, getting the info none of the other cunts can get. They don’t just give out Trinity Mirror group awards to any fucker. 

[Alex 34978]

3 hours ago, Rayvin said:

Was Ba better than Cisse? Maybe more of a complete player, not sure about just a goalscorer.

 

Mind you I've always loved Cisse because of that goal against Chelsea.

Ba was better than Cisse imo but the latter had an insane purple patch in his first half season 

[Meenzer 15474]

1 hour ago, Howay said:

Obviously THAT man was on the scene for the exclusive everyone wanted, getting the info none of the other cunts can get. They don’t just give out Trinity Mirror group awards to any fucker. 

 

The state of Ryder man  

 

[Howmanheyman 32950]

1 hour ago, Howay said:

Obviously THAT man was on the scene for the exclusive everyone wanted, getting the info none of the other cunts can get. They don’t just give out Trinity Mirror group awards to any fucker. 

"Hi, sorry, are you the guy who is taking the drink orders? I'll just have a coke, please?"

 

"Wha, wha, what?! Demba, man! It's me! Lee Ryder, man! R'memba? The knight? Pencil and paper man, make good Demba Ba story in local newspaper, make Newcastle fans like Demba?" 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13842]

“Remember, remember, the striker called Demba”

 

There’s one for you, Lee. If you can go back in time a week or so

[Howmanheyman 32950]

"Demba, wor kid! Ah bet ya had some reet laughs with Chancel M'Bemba!  Lol! 🎶Demba/M'Bemba! M'Bemba/Demba, let's call the whole thing off!🎵"

[wykikitoon 20027]

If Gerrard goes to Villa hes mad. 

[Tom 14011]

That Lee Ryder video man  

 

The look on his face is hilarious, like he’s won a competition.

[Alan Doh'liver 219]

17 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

If Gerrard goes to Villa hes mad. 

There's no guarantee he's getting the Liverpool job once he's finished in Scotland, he might feel he needs to prove himself in England first. I'd say the risk is bigger on Villa's end. What he's done in Scotland doesn't really prove anything one way or the other. 

[Dr Gloom 21873]

Ryder has clearly lubed himself up for the big exclusive with Demba with a few firewaters

[OTF 7287]

23 hours ago, Tom said:

Tbh when the Saudi money came in a lot of people seemed to change their tune.

 

People like Dyer & Jenas can fuck off, Bellamy if he ever pipes up. We’ve been spoken down to by a lot of ex players for years about “business man” Ashley. 
 

Ba - yeh he got out of there as soon as he could and was hated for a long time. When he came back with Chelsea Coloccini booted him in the face a huge cheer went up  

 

Man I loved Coloccini, proper old school defender in that he was always looking to inadvertently rough up opposing strikers, tread on them etc, but mixed with the quality and technique of a midfielder on the ball, him and Jonas in the side was good times, even better when he and Enrique tore up the championship as much as a pair of defenders ever could.

[ohhh_yeah 2960]

 

 

[ohhh_yeah 2960]

On 10/11/2021 at 13:36, wykikitoon said:

If Gerrard goes to Villa hes mad. 

 

Not as mad as this bloke.

 

 

[ohhh_yeah 2960]

 

 

[wykikitoon 20027]

 

 

PURE CLASS

[Ayatollah Hermione 13842]

How many times is that poor bloke going to have to answer questions about turning down that whiskey-nosed, porridge goblin?

[Monkeys Fist 42250]

Not just once, twice. 

 

The audacity. 

[wykikitoon 20027]

4 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

How many times is that poor bloke going to have to answer questions about turning down that whiskey-nosed, porridge goblin?

 

Gold

[Blastronaut 1333]

9 hours ago, ohhh_yeah said:

 

Not as mad as this bloke.

 

 

 

The phone-in on superscoreboard yesterday was hilarious. First caller "Sick to my stomach

 I've got a cardboard cut-out of him in my house, I've had to turn it to face the wall. And for him to this to us on REMEMBRANCE DAY! Unforgivable."

 

A full hour and a half of stuff like that. 

[Gemmill 44588]

Imagine having a cardboard cutout of Steven Gerrard in your house.

 

[ewerk 30438]

29 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Imagine having a cardboard cutout of Steven Gerrard in your house.

 

 

Now to take a sip of my coffee.

Edited November 12, 2021 by ewerk

[Gemmill 44588]

3 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

 

 

PURE CLASS

 

I've quite enjoyed watching these. Even found myself warming to Keane and Carragher. 

 

I'm not watching the bumblefuck Kane though. 

[wykikitoon 20027]

Aye, I think Neville is a great interviewer.

[Blastronaut 1333]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

Imagine having a cardboard cutout of Steven Gerrard in your house.

 

 

In his fucking bedroom, no less. Seems there was more than just a few:

[Gemmill 44588]

Wait til @thebrokendollsees that collection of bins. There'll be nowt the matter.