Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[wykikitoon 20150]

What you trying to say? 

[wykikitoon 20150]

I love how Defoe just sits there whilst two ex scousers rip him

[Gemmill 44888]

Neville man. He keeps saying "I've said it's a terrible performance!" as if that's his job. 

 

They just got beat 5-0 at home man, we don't need expert punditry to tell us it was a terrible performance. Your job is the "and so..." part of this, and the prospect of doing it looks like it's giving you hemorrhoids. You're not even prepared to accept someone else's critique of the situation. 

 

Tell Sky you can only do Man United matches when they're flying high, or when they've got a manager you haven't shared a dressing room with. 

[ohhh_yeah 2967]

 

The halftime speech caused it not be 6 or 7. Corner turned straight into the Bergamo streets.

 

[Alex 35083]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

Neville man. He keeps saying "I've said it's a terrible performance!" as if that's his job. 

 

They just got beat 5-0 at home man, we don't need expert punditry to tell us it was a terrible performance. Your job is the "and so..." part of this, and the prospect of doing it looks like it's giving you hemorrhoids. You're not even prepared to accept someone else's critique of the situation. 

 

Tell Sky you can only do Man United matches when they're flying high, or when they've got a manager you haven't shared a dressing room with. 

The best bit is him saying he won’t comment on work he hadn’t seen. Like the coaches at Man Utd can’t be criticised by him because he wasn’t in attendance at the training sessions. Like you’re saying, that’s what you’re being paid to do as a pundit, ie provide some analysis. Not state the fucking obvious 

[Gemmill 44888]

3 minutes ago, Alex said:

The best bit is him saying he won’t comment on work he hadn’t seen. Like the coaches at Man Utd can’t be criticised by him because he wasn’t in attendance at the training sessions. Like you’re saying, that’s what you’re being paid to do as a pundit, ie provide some analysis. Not state the fucking obvious 

 

 

If forgotten that bit. I quite like Neville and I've got a bit of time for the fact he doesn't want to shit on his mates, but you can't pick up the wage and then refuse to engage. Whoa great rapping lines by me. 

[PaddockLad 17274]

Was Roy Keane not required to do yesterday's match by Sky?... I doubt he'd have held back...

[Alex 35083]

I like him too as a pundit. But it was the same with his defence of Bruce. His argument was basically that the treatment of Bruce was completely out of order but he didn’t really offer a justification for that beyond Bruce being a great bloke (and, by extension, his mate). The patter about it being employee abuse or whatever was just obfuscation. He very likely knew he was being ridiculous but he just couldn’t bring himself to admit the obvious, ie Bruce was on the verge of being sacked because the performances and the results were steering the club towards relegation 

Edited October 25, 2021 by Alex

[Howmanheyman 33231]

2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

If forgotten that bit. I quite like Neville and I've got a bit of time for the fact he doesn't want to shit on his mates, but you can't pick up the wage and then refuse to engage. Whoa great rapping lines by me. 

 

I'm standing here with my TT men 

Let's do this rapping thing again

 I got MF, Alex and daft CT,

Ginger Quiff and yours truly

 In the naughty north and the sexy south,

We're all singing and I got the mouth

 

 

Alreet, Gemmill and the ants. 

 

[Gemmill 44888]

Wiggaz With Attitude, if you don't mind

 

[Alex 35083]

Gingaz 

[Howmanheyman 33231]

17 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Wiggaz With Attitude, if you don't mind

 

Gemmill and the pacemakers.

[Gemmill 44888]

 

Well I know two blokes who won't be making it on the tour bus. 

[Tom 14011]

Hope you’ve got some nice chairs on there 

[Howmanheyman 33231]

19 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Well I know two blokes who won't be making it on the tour bus. 

 

[Gemmill 44888]

Exactly. Look at those groupies. You're the fifth Beatle. You've blown your chance at slaying that poontang. 

[Tom 14011]

 

[The Fish 10857]

16 hours ago, Dougle said:

 

The fucker is from Glasgow, moved to Blyth when he was seven, then fucked off to Leeds Uni

My Dad's from Glasgow, I grew up near Blyth, I fucked off to Leeds Uni. I'm basically a better version of Mark Knopfler.

[Howmanheyman 33231]

2 minutes ago, The Fish said:

My Dad's from Glasgow, I grew up near Blyth, I fucked off to Leeds Uni. I'm basically a better version of Mark Knopfler.

Seaton Sluice, not Blyth! Don't put yourself down, man!

[The Fish 10857]

Just now, Howmanheyman said:

Seaton Sluice, not Blyth! Don't put yourself down, man!

Seaton Sluice is near Blyth numbnuts.

 

Rag n Boneman just filmed his new music video there. It's the Joshua Tree of Northumberlan.

[Dougle 3329]

48 minutes ago, The Fish said:

My Dad's from Glasgow, I grew up near Blyth, I fucked off to Leeds Uni. I'm basically a better version of Mark Knopfler.

 

Aye but do you wear a Björn Borg head band?

[The Fish 10857]

24 minutes ago, Dougle said:

 

Aye but do you wear a Björn Borg head band?

What, to keep my hair out of my eyes? Early onset male pattern baldness took care of that. 

[ewerk 30616]

It's the Tories' fault, innit?

[Monkeys Fist 42456]

I don’t think we are turning on him, are we? 

[Alan Doh'liver 219]

It's a pretty dumb comment anyway, winning the CL as a player isn't going to make him any better as a manager. His old pals in the studio might love him, but the players look like they don't give much of a shit.