Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[OTF 7295]

19 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said:

You're just sore because I took the piss out of your new trainers  

 

I'm more excited to see this than watch our next match.

[Monkeys Fist 42378]

3 hours ago, OTF said:

 

I'm more excited to see this than watch our next match.

Don’t be 

[PaddockLad 17241]

😭

 

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13857]

Should take 28 days off Arsenal since they’re always top on the first day tbh.

[Alex 35060]

9 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

😭

 

 

We have unrealistic expectations based in the above not being true, surely. We’ve had 3 less seasons in the Premier League than Liverpool too. Also where is the footballing leviathan that is Everton? 

[Polarboy 2311]

The association that make decisions over South American international fixtures has postponed the upcoming World Cup qualifiers that would have involved Paraguay, and subsequently Almiron. So that's a bit of good news at least. Having Almiron perhaps just fit, or half fit, heading off to South America to perhaps get injured, catch Covid, and then have to quarantine for 10 days after he returned regardless, would have been a nightmare.

[Kid Dynamite 7025]

On 04/03/2021 at 07:02, Alex said:

We have unrealistic expectations based in the above not being true, surely. We’ve had 3 less seasons in the Premier League than Liverpool too. Also where is the footballing leviathan that is Everton? 

We were still 6th in that table 2 seasons ago

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/talksport.com/football/501157/clubs-most-days-top-premier-league-manchester-united-liverpool-leeds/amp/

[Polarboy 2311]

Leicester doing us a favour, so that's all the teams below us and the one above us having lost their last game.  We have to capitalise and then use our game in hand advantage, it's as simple and difficult as that with who we have running the club. It's there for us, and we'll just have to see if cabbage head has inadvertently united all the players together in opposition to him thereby they produce a spirited performance against West Brom, or whether he's just took a dump in the cornflakes box by blaming the players for all his mistakes.

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3887]

2 minutes ago, Polarboy said:

Leicester doing us a favour, so that's all the teams below us and the one above us having lost their last game.  We have to capitalise and then use our game in hand advantage, it's as simple and difficult as that with who we have running the club. It's there for us, and we'll just have to see if cabbage head has inadvertently united all the players together in opposition to him thereby they produce a spirited performance against West Brom, or whether he's just took a dump in the cornflakes box by blaming the players for all his mistakes.

The problem with the United players thesis is Jonjo Shelvey. He is a cock sucking bitch who refuses to run around.

[Polarboy 2311]

8 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

The problem with the United players thesis is Jonjo Shelvey. He is a cock sucking bitch who refuses to run around.

 

True, but even Shelvey has about 4, or 5 decent games a season. In fairness against Wolves while he was generally pretty poor he did make two very important last ditch tackles. But again I agree that he's generally been very poor and should be sold at the next possible opportunity. I'd bring the Longstaff's back in, in the absence of anything better, but Bruce seems to have some weird slight against them, probably because he's a naturalised mackem twat.

Edited March 6, 2021 by Polarboy

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

Matty will be pleased he didn't make the mistake of leaving

[Alex 35060]

This fella really knows his stuff 

 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

Us v Villa

Fulham v Man City

Southampton v Brighton 

Next fixtures.

[Dr Gloom 21912]

Cant see us getting anything against Villa. A point maybe if they don’t turn up.

[Polarboy 2311]

3 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

Cant see us getting anything against Villa. A point maybe if they don’t turn up.

 

A point maybe if Grealish isn't back, which he probably will be.

[Isegrim 9761]

48 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

Cant see us getting anything against Villa. A point maybe if they don’t turn up.

It would still finish 0-1, a back pass from Hendrick landing in our own goal

[Alex 35060]

He’d have to touch the ball for that to happen. 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

With the players we have available,every opposition team will need to be off form for us to get a win.Well beaten off the bottom team a few weeks ago and second best against a team who are more than likely going to get relegated.’We are what we are,SHITE’

[Ayatollah Hermione 13857]

That run we have from West Ham onwards will be the finish of us. Especially after we don’t beat Brighton.

[Dr Gloom 21912]

@The Fish still willy waving?

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3887]

31 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

@The Fish still willy waving?

He is it's just difficult to see unless you're really close up.

 

[Meenzer 15518]

Just now, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

He is it's just difficult to see unless you're really close up.

 

 

[RobinRobin 11258]

19 hours ago, Alex said:

He’d have to touch the ball for that to happen. 

To be fair he did have one unsuccessful touch in the last game, so he in form.

[The Fish 10849]

22 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

@The Fish still willy waving?

Less vigorously, but I'm still confident. Might come closer than I expected after that shock win against Liverpool, but they've a tougher run in than us and by the time we face them (and Sheffield) we should have Wilson, ASM and Almiron back. I don't expect them to be >6pts clear of us going into the final 2 games and if they are then Brighton or Burnley will be below them and in the mix as well. 

 

Brighton are below us in the league and have West Ham, Man City and Arsenal as their final 3 games.

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3887]

5 minutes ago, The Fish said:

Less vigorously, but I'm still confident. Might come closer than I expected after that shock win against Liverpool, but they've a tougher run in than us and by the time we face them (and Sheffield) we should have Wilson, ASM and Almiron back. I don't expect them to be >6pts clear of us going into the final 2 games and if they are then Brighton or Burnley will be below them and in the mix as well. 

 

Brighton are below us in the league and have West Ham, Man City and Arsenal as their final 3 games.

Brighton have been extremely unlucky and aren't playing badly. We are shit.