Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

  On 28/08/2020 at 15:59, wykikitoon said:

Great move IMO

 

Both know what they're talking about and both have a sense of humour.  Plus, she's tidy as init.

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Richards is useless.Souness’s ‘friend’ is ok.

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

Man City v Chelsea women’s final.

👎👎👎

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

W̶o̶n̶'̶t̶ be the same without a crowd 

[Kid Dynamite 7837]

Watched the first episode of the Spurs documentary. Fuck me, Mourinho loves himself.

His first day at the club, while the players were having breakfast. he played a rolling video in the canteen of him lifting trophies at all of his previous clubs  

[Kitman 2445]

  On 29/08/2020 at 09:08, wykikitoon said:

 

 

Leeda apparently worth £300m+

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Set up chairman’s goldfish tank - tick

[Howay 12496]

 Go t’shop, get tea - tick

[Ayatollah Hermione 14857]

Mourinho is good value on that Spurs documentary. He’s definitely a bit of a cock but it’s a bit like Methven where he could be a mockumentary creation.

[Diego21 2192]

  On 31/08/2020 at 22:33, Kid Dynamite said:

Watched the first episode of the Spurs documentary. Fuck me, Mourinho loves himself.

His first day at the club, while the players were having breakfast. he played a rolling video in the canteen of him lifting trophies at all of his previous clubs  

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I wanna be the documentary just for him.

 

 

[ewerk 33684]

He seems alright to me.

 

[ewerk 33684]

 

'Fuck the Greek civilisation, I don't give a shit' is probably the greatest quote I've ever heard from a footballer.

[Tom 14149]

Absolute scenes next time we play Greece. 

Fans with daft Murals of Aristotle, launching olives at each other.

[Meenzer 16644]

You can stick your Elgin Marbles

Stick your Elgin Marbles

Stick your Elgin Marbles up your arse

[trophyshy 7507]

They probably would if they could.

[Rayvin 6176]

"Fuck the Greek Civilisation" feels like it could have been on a Brexit poster.

[Dr Gloom 24018]

What did the Greeks ever do for us?

[sammynb 3948]

  On 02/09/2020 at 07:41, ewerk said:

 

'Fuck the Greek civilisation, I don't give a shit' is probably the greatest quote I've ever heard from a footballer.

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If only he'd followed it up with "And Socrates was a cunt anarl!"

[ewerk 33684]

  On 02/09/2020 at 09:24, Dr Gloom said:

What did the Greeks ever do for us?

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Sodomy?

[sammynb 3948]

  On 02/09/2020 at 09:31, ewerk said:

Sodomy?

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Salad

[Rayvin 6176]

They won't forget this tbf, they're a very patriotic country and believe themselves broadly responsible for all of civilisation to date. Although maybe they're less proud of that these days than they once were.

[Dr Gloom 24018]

  On 02/09/2020 at 09:34, sammynb said:

Salad

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tossed?

[sammynb 3948]

  On 02/09/2020 at 09:38, Dr Gloom said:

tossed?

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With the sodomy? That's called a reach around, so they probably gave the world that as well - nice pickup Gloomy.

[Tom 14149]

  On 02/09/2020 at 09:35, Rayvin said:

They won't forget this tbf, they're a very patriotic country and believe themselves broadly responsible for all of civilisation to date. Although maybe they're less proud of that these days than they once were.

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Yeh but a lot of British people think that about Britain.

Although we also won two world wars so SUCK IT you sandal wearing gimps.

[Monkeys Fist 45867]

  On 02/09/2020 at 09:28, sammynb said:

 

If only he'd followed it up with "And Socrates was a cunt anarl!"

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Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle. 

[Alex 37382]

I’d be more inclined to believe Maguire at this point  

[Howmanheyman 37383]

'Fuck the Greek civilisation' being the often forgotten follow up by NWA to 'Fuck the police'.