Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Howmanheyman 32735]

2 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Liverpool are never at home, they’re always at “Anfield” No matter how grammatically incorrect it is.

It's Liverpool football club as well, not just Liverpool.

[Isegrim 9733]

Just now, Howmanheyman said:

It's Liverpool football club as well, not just Liverpool.

Ah, that’s why I couldn’t find any memorable moments of Liverpool United.

[Howay 12496]

Another special day at Anfield after Liverpool Football Club come from behind after some team they had to play had the audacity to go one up. Now let’s show a clip of Milner talking to his team mates ahead of the match in a manner basically all footballers do but then we will go on about it as if it’s special. 

 

Edited March 7, 2020 by Howay

[Ayatollah Hermione 13794]

I cringed at that too. They’re reinventing the football wheel, folks.

 

”No complacency” a week after they were the very definition of complacent  

Edited March 7, 2020 by Ayatollah Hermione

[wykikitoon 19899]

Its like the Sky / Ineos wank fest in cycling.

If you listen to them cunts they invented cool downs years after teams had been doing them for years.

 

[trophyshy 7073]

I thought Jamie Oliver invented cool downs.  

[Dr Gloom 21813]

Flloyd Mayweather has just said he is interested in buying nufc

[Dr Gloom 21813]

co-chairman with vince mcmahon would be mint 

[Sonatine 11309]

[Dr Gloom 21813]

[wykikitoon 19899]

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

16 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

Flloyd Mayweather has just said he is interested in buying nufc

 

[wykikitoon 19899]

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When asked whether he would be interested in buying Newcastle United, Mayweather told the crowd: "In the US we call it soccer but the Newcastle football team is an unbelievable team.

 

"If the people want me to buy the Newcastle team let me know."

I bet he hasn't got a fucking clue who we are

[Tdansmith 3211]

54 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

Flloyd Mayweather has just said he is interested in buying nufc

Negotiations won't get past the 1st round. 

[Tdansmith 3211]

[Howmanheyman 32735]

It was during an interview with Steve Wraith. I'll keep the powder dry regarding the takeover celebrations just for now.

 

 

 

[Tom 14011]

Yeh Wraith has said he prompted it as an example of how fake news can spread virally or some such.

I mean we all knew it held no water but still  

[wykikitoon 19899]

Villa getting beat. Brilliant 

[ewerk 30266]

How the fuck does Steve Wraith end up interviewing Floyd Mayweather Jr?

[Howmanheyman 32735]

Just now, ewerk said:

How the fuck does Steve Wraith end up interviewing Floyd Mayweather Jr?

If the true Geordie can interview the likes of Shearer, Wraith can interview Mayweather. Fuck it, if true Geordie can interview Shearer, then there's a chance a real heavyweight like Ryder might even be able to grab an exclusive with Paul Sweeney about THAT season we nearly got promoted in 1990.

 

[PaddockLad 17079]

12 minutes ago, ewerk said:

How the fuck does Steve Wraith end up interviewing Floyd Mayweather Jr?

 

Mayweather was on a speaking tour of the UK. I had the chance to go but it was a ludicrous amount of money to hear the ramblings of an uneducated money obsessed thug. Basically a wet dream for the sort of inadequate self aggrandising wanker who would write a book about the Krays

 

 

[wykikitoon 19899]

Villa getting a pasting 

[Monkeys Fist 42068]

 4-0. 

 

Beige cunts. 

[PaddockLad 17079]

[Monkeys Fist 42068]

His face 

It’s like the split second between confusion and realisation after someone gives you a poop-tache.