Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Alex 34846]

Wanker

[Monkeys Fist 42066]

Not a bus wanker, though. 
 

A van wanker. 
 

 

(why is an ex-footballer driving a van?) 

[Sonatine 11309]

More arm room for wanking in a van maybe?

[Monkeys Fist 42066]

“Maybe”. 

[ewerk 30266]

Wank van man.

[Howmanheyman 32734]

48 minutes ago, Sonatine said:

"This was, he thinks on reflection, a cry for help."

 

Next time I need some help with something I'm going to have a wank in front of Penelope Cruz. I'm sure she'll understand? 

Edited December 18, 2019 by Howmanheyman

[Ayatollah Hermione 13794]

2 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

Next time I need some help with something I'm going to have a wank in front of Penelope Cruz. I'm sure she'll understand? 

 

Erm, there's a queue.

[ewerk 30266]

You must’ve been to some well mannered bukkake parties.

Edited December 18, 2019 by ewerk

[Monkeys Fist 42066]

I knew a blind lass who was the most mild-mannered, shy, and reserved person imaginable, but, out of the blue, she threw a bukkake party and invited over 20 total strangers. 
She still doesn’t know what came over her. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13794]

9 hours ago, ewerk said:

You must’ve been to some well mannered bukkake parties.

 

There are unwritten rules. Like having good catering, nice lighting and that if it's anyone's birthday, they get to chuck their muck first.

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

Interesting concept, certainly.

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-50849900

[Monkeys Fist 42066]

34 minutes ago, Anorthernsoul said:

Interesting concept, certainly.

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-50849900

The mackems are building one in pennywell, for when they get kicked out of the SoS. 

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/article/9da4257e-5e75-4aac-9b01-915331b268ae

[wykikitoon 19893]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/50893279

 

Oh the fucking balls from the cunts.

[NJS 4371]

Fucking Pardew's conned another set of poor cunts into giving him a job I see - Den Haag in the Netherlands. 

[ewerk 30266]

 

😂😂😂

[Howmanheyman 32734]

Just now, ewerk said:

 

😂😂😂

His face saying, 'Look, do we have to do a video? We're no kidding anyone, here'.

 

[ewerk 30266]

‘Oh fuck, it’s me again’.

[Howay 12496]

 Fucking hell, what an utter shite appointment. 

[Howmanheyman 32734]

"...... Introducing......David Moe, I mean Moyes as our old, I mean, new manager at West Ham United....."

[Alex 34846]

31 minutes ago, ewerk said:

 

😂😂😂

Not as pleased as I am

[Dr Gloom 21813]

The Moyesiah

[Isegrim 9733]

They are going to appoint Big Sam before the end of the season...

[Rayvin 5183]

Apologies if this has been mentioned elsewhere, but Pardew has a new job as manager of ADO Den Haag. Struggling Dutch side.

 

On an initial deal until the end of the season since his star has fallen so far that even previously unheard of Dutch teams won't give him a long term deal.

 

The king is dead.

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

I think we've heard of them because we signed Krul off them