Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Alex 35095]

Wanker

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

Not a bus wanker, though. 
 

A van wanker. 
 

 

(why is an ex-footballer driving a van?) 

[Sonatine 11393]

More arm room for wanking in a van maybe?

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

“Maybe”. 

[ewerk 30620]

Wank van man.

[Howmanheyman 33246]

48 minutes ago, Sonatine said:

"This was, he thinks on reflection, a cry for help."

 

Next time I need some help with something I'm going to have a wank in front of Penelope Cruz. I'm sure she'll understand? 

Edited December 18, 2019 by Howmanheyman

[Ayatollah Hermione 13873]

2 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

Next time I need some help with something I'm going to have a wank in front of Penelope Cruz. I'm sure she'll understand? 

 

Erm, there's a queue.

[ewerk 30620]

You must’ve been to some well mannered bukkake parties.

Edited December 18, 2019 by ewerk

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

I knew a blind lass who was the most mild-mannered, shy, and reserved person imaginable, but, out of the blue, she threw a bukkake party and invited over 20 total strangers. 
She still doesn’t know what came over her. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13873]

9 hours ago, ewerk said:

You must’ve been to some well mannered bukkake parties.

 

There are unwritten rules. Like having good catering, nice lighting and that if it's anyone's birthday, they get to chuck their muck first.

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

Interesting concept, certainly.

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-50849900

[Monkeys Fist 42459]

34 minutes ago, Anorthernsoul said:

Interesting concept, certainly.

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestershire-50849900

The mackems are building one in pennywell, for when they get kicked out of the SoS. 

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/article/9da4257e-5e75-4aac-9b01-915331b268ae

[wykikitoon 20165]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/50893279

 

Oh the fucking balls from the cunts.

[NJS 4386]

Fucking Pardew's conned another set of poor cunts into giving him a job I see - Den Haag in the Netherlands. 

[ewerk 30620]

 

😂😂😂

[Howmanheyman 33246]

Just now, ewerk said:

 

😂😂😂

His face saying, 'Look, do we have to do a video? We're no kidding anyone, here'.

 

[ewerk 30620]

‘Oh fuck, it’s me again’.

[Howay 12496]

 Fucking hell, what an utter shite appointment. 

[Howmanheyman 33246]

"...... Introducing......David Moe, I mean Moyes as our old, I mean, new manager at West Ham United....."

[Alex 35095]

31 minutes ago, ewerk said:

 

😂😂😂

Not as pleased as I am

[Dr Gloom 21924]

The Moyesiah

[Isegrim 9780]

They are going to appoint Big Sam before the end of the season...

[Rayvin 5223]

Apologies if this has been mentioned elsewhere, but Pardew has a new job as manager of ADO Den Haag. Struggling Dutch side.

 

On an initial deal until the end of the season since his star has fallen so far that even previously unheard of Dutch teams won't give him a long term deal.

 

The king is dead.

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

I think we've heard of them because we signed Krul off them