Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Kid Dynamite 6986]

Ozil's car got jumped today by 2 blokes with knives today. 

 

Luckily he was giving Kolasinac a lift who is a double hard bastard

 

 

[Diego21 2135]

Have you seen the size of the knives?????

[PaddockLad 17079]

Looks like Ozil drove off and left him

 

 

[Isegrim 9733]

45 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

Looks like Ozil drove off and left him

 

 

That’s his main strength, to go into hiding when things are getting tough.

[RobinRobin 11137]

7 hours ago, Diego21 said:

Have you seen the size of the knives?????

That's not a knife 

[Dr Gloom 21812]

The attacker, wielding a knife and wearing a protective helmet, is terrified of the footballer dancing around in a pair of shorts. 

[ewerk 30266]

Looks like Bale is off to China, the greedy cunt.

Edited July 27, 2019 by ewerk

[Ayatollah Hermione 13794]

1 million a WEEK. I bet he doesn’t even know who he’s playing for, just saw the money and agreed.

[Alex 34846]

I don’t blame him but the whole thing is a complete joke, even down to Madrid kicking off because he initially wouldn’t walk away from the massive contract they agreed with him. 

[ewerk 30266]

You don’t blame him? He could walk into most Champion’s League squads but instead is going to waste the last few years of his prime in China. He’s already an incredibly wealthy man, it’s not like he needs the money.

[Ayatollah Hermione 13794]

It's one million quid a week. By the time Santa is on his sleigh, he'll have made 21 million quid. I'd have retired by the time Chinese New Year rolls around.

[Andrew 4718]

Bale doesn't really give a shit about football, it's just his job as far as he's concerned. 

 

If someone came and offered me double my salary to do my job, but easier, somewhere else I'd certainly take it. 

 

Not one of us wouldn't, especially when the other option is to be paid less to work just as hard or harder. 

 

 

[ewerk 30266]

30 minutes ago, Andrew said:

Bale doesn't really give a shit about football, it's just his job as far as he's concerned. 

 

If someone came and offered me double my salary to do my job, but easier, somewhere else I'd certainly take it. 

 

Not one of us wouldn't, especially when the other option is to be paid less to work just as hard or harder. 

 

 

Yeah but say you were one of the world’s best guitarists and knew you could only play for a few more years. You’ve the choice of spending those few years selling out arenas around the world or playing small corporate gigs for a Chinese billionaire for more money, which do you choose?

Edited July 27, 2019 by ewerk

[Andrew 4718]

1 hour ago, ewerk said:

Yeah but say you were one of the world’s best guitarists and knew you could only play for a few more years. You’ve the choice of spending those few years selling out arenas around the world or playing small corporate gigs for a Chinese billionaire for more money, which do you choose?

 

Aye but that’s because I care about that, if I actually cared about playing golf then idgaf, Chinese billionaire seems fine and hey, he only wants me to play Oasis covers anyway so I don’t even have to work as hard at being a great guitarist anymore. Fantastic. 

 

You’re applying passion/emotion where there is none, Bale doesn’t care about football, he hasn’t for years.

[sammynb 3353]

2 hours ago, ewerk said:

Yeah but say you were one of the world’s best guitarists and knew you could only play for a few more years. You’ve the choice of spending those few years selling out arenas around the world or playing small corporate gigs for a Chinese billionaire for more money, which do you choose?

 

1 hour ago, Andrew said:

 

Aye but that’s because I care about that, if I actually cared about playing golf then idgaf, Chinese billionaire seems fine and hey, he only wants me to play Oasis covers anyway so I don’t even have to work as hard at being a great guitarist anymore. Fantastic. 

 

You’re applying passion/emotion where there is none, Bale doesn’t care about football, he hasn’t for years.

 

Let's be honest, Andrew wwouldn't bother with either. Instead he'd end up pairing up with Eno to form the ultimate prog-ambient band, which would eventually lead to nothing other than the pair sitting around drinking their own piss in the search for that perfect sound.

[Andrew 4718]

4 hours ago, sammynb said:

 

 

Let's be honest, Andrew wwouldn't bother with either. Instead he'd end up pairing up with Eno to form the ultimate prog-ambient band, which would eventually lead to nothing other than the pair sitting around drinking their own piss in the search for that perfect sound.

 

Thats the equivalent of signing for us.

[sammynb 3353]

2 hours ago, Andrew said:

 

Thats the equivalent of signing for us.

 

Pretty much but with more hallucinations. 

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

[ewerk 30266]

Sounds like the Cunt Brigade were out in force last night.

 

[NJS 4371]

Theres a mentality of it being a chance to "put things right" against a fenian club unfortunately - and pre-season always increases the fuckwit factor anyway.

[Alex 34846]

At least some fans are getting the manager they deserve 

[ewerk 30266]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/49177021

Bent cunt.

[Isegrim 9733]

 

[Tom 14011]

Some goal from Matty Longstaff...

 

 

[LooneyToony 41]

Isn't anyone going to wish me a happy Simcoe Day?