Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[ewerk 34065]

No. You grow up.

[Monkeys Fist 46211]

[Dr Gloom 24230]

  On 21/05/2018 at 06:18, The Fish said:

Kid's got talent but he's like nearly every single talented kid ever. Skips and tricks his way past a few challenges and is in the box at a very tight angle, instead of passing to the now open man for a simple assist, he takes a 100/1 shot and misses. Needs to grow up a lot.

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Says the superhero fanboy 

[Alex 37680]

I see Abramovich wasn't at the cup final because there's been a delay over the renewal of his UK visa

[Tdansmith 3260]

  On 21/05/2018 at 06:18, The Fish said:

Kid's got talent but he's like nearly every single talented kid ever. Skips and tricks his way past a few challenges and is in the box at a very tight angle, instead of passing to the now open man for a simple assist, he takes a 100/1 shot and misses. Needs to grow up a lot.

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It was only a 7 a side tournament 

[Tdansmith 3260]

Arsenal's new manager, Unai Emery

[LooneyToony 41]

  On 21/05/2018 at 19:00, Tdansmith said:

Arsenal's new manager, Unai Emery

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 If Rafa goes, it won't hurt us to sign an African coach as well. From Nigeria or Ivory Coast perhaps.

 

Oh, and happy Victoria Day. 

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[Andrew 5502]

  On 21/05/2018 at 19:00, Tdansmith said:

Arsenal's new manager, Unai Emery

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Well thats kinda boring.

[Monkeys Fist 46211]

  On 21/05/2018 at 19:16, LooneyToony said:

 If Rafa goes, it won't hurt us to sign an African coach as well. From Nigeria or Ivory Coast perhaps.

 

Oh, and happy Victoria Day. 

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Eh? 

Emery is Basque/Spanish. 

What am I missing here?

[LooneyToony 41]

  On 21/05/2018 at 21:53, Monkeys Fist said:

Eh? 

Emery is Basque/Spanish. 

What am I missing here?

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MF, Basque/ Spanish?  His name is Unei for crying out loud. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 15031]

Fuck me, you're hard work

[Alex 37680]

  On 22/05/2018 at 04:51, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Fuck me, you're hard work

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He's basically Timmy Mallett

[Dr Gloom 24230]

[Sonatine 12262]

 

[StoneColdStephenIreland 74]

I see that "noisy old caant" is now managing West Ham!

[Dr Gloom 24230]

Did they sign the contract at trump tower?

[Monkeys Fist 46211]

  On 22/05/2018 at 12:16, Dr Gloom said:

Did they sign the contract at trump tower?

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Pellegrini’s left hand is FUCKING MASSIVE! 

[tooner 243]

  On 22/05/2018 at 13:30, Monkeys Fist said:

Pellegrini’s left hand is FUCKING MASSIVE! 

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they're whispering his name

through this disappearing land

but hidden in his coat

is a massive fucking hand

[Dr Gloom 24230]

Apparently it’s not trump tower, its the house that porn built 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3793154/amp/The-house-porn-built-David-Sullivan-opens-doors-7-5million-mansion.html

[Alex 37680]

  On 22/05/2018 at 21:27, Dr Gloom said:

Apparently it’s not trump tower, its the house that porn built 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3793154/amp/The-house-porn-built-David-Sullivan-opens-doors-7-5million-mansion.html

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You can’t buy taste 

[ewerk 34065]

A surprising number of mirrors in a house owned by someone as fucking ugly as David Sullivan.

[Tdansmith 3260]

  On 22/05/2018 at 21:27, Dr Gloom said:

Apparently it’s not trump tower, its the house that porn built 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3793154/amp/The-house-porn-built-David-Sullivan-opens-doors-7-5million-mansion.html

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Some of his furniture and ornaments would frighten horses. 

[ewerk 34065]

Apparently John Terry has it in his contract at Villa that if they face Chelsea then he doesn't have to play. What a fucking fanny.

[Sonatine 12262]