Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3809]

7 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

Totally forgotten about this cockney wanker. He was Pardew before Pardew. Obviously the king out Pardewed him when he came on the scene but Gregory was the prototype.

 

He's from Scunthorpe, I know we stretch the term cockney a bit to cover the general London area but that's a bit much.

[Alex 34822]

Bet Brylcreem sales over there have rocketed. Know someone who played against him and confirms he's a cunt

[Alex 34822]

14 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

 

He's from Scunthorpe, I know we stretch the term cockney a bit to cover the general London area but that's a bit much.

That's never a Scunthrope accent like.

[Howmanheyman 32718]

1 hour ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

 

He's from Scunthorpe, I know we stretch the term cockney a bit to cover the general London area but that's a bit much.

He's the most cockney sounding bloke I've ever met from Scunthorpe.*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Don't think I've actually met someone from Scunthorpe but that's beside the point.

[Sonatine 11306]

Cunthorpe more like it, amirite?

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3809]

Sounds nothing like a Cockney but it does roam a bit

[Dr Gloom 21812]

I’d completely forgotten about him. Just been reading his wiki page and it looks like he’s been on a managerial roadshow, from Israel to Kazakhstan and India 

Edited March 20, 2018 by Dr Gloom

[Meenzer 15392]

 

Parky is fuming.

 

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2018/mar/20/david-squires-on-the-fa-cup-and-football-heritage

 

 

[Rayvin 5176]

 Paul Joseph Watson parody. Love it.

[Alex 34822]

[PaddockLad 17079]

Sky....what a set of fuckin cunts...

 

 

[PaddockLad 17079]

Oh and....

 

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13794]

Hope we're safe because I really don't fancy playing Spurs and Chelsea as the last two games if they both need to assure Champions League places.

 

 

[Tdansmith 3207]

1 hour ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Hope we're safe because I really don't fancy playing Spurs and Chelsea as the last two games if they both need to assure Champions League places.

 

 

We will be well safe long before those two matches.

[adios 717]

We'll be the ones challenging for Champions' League tbh.

[Howmanheyman 32718]

3 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

Sky....what a set of fuckin cunts...

 

 

Football sold itself to the highest bidder and dances to their tune. The club's couldn't give a fuck as long as the dough keeps coming in. Obviously SKY don't give a single fuck at all.

[Kid Dynamite 6986]

With Spurs and Chelsea our last 2 games, and Arsenal 3 days before their European game, there isn’t going to be a better chance of survival.

 

Huddersfield

Leicester

Everton

West Brom

Watford

 

are the other 5 and we should be aiming for 3 points in all of them 

[The Fish 10708]

Could give us the chance to build a bit of momentum. As KD says, the other 5 games are winnable, as we're either facing teams who're done for the season after hitting 40pts, or we're facing an erstwhile Championship side and a future Championship side.

Leicester, Everton and watford all have the ability in their squad to beat us, but a few more wins gets us to 40pts and I think our desire will get us over the line.

[Alex 34822]

Honestly think another couple of wins would see us alright even if we lost the rest. Obviously 3 or 4 wins would be a lot better and calm everyone's nerves. I agree about the desire being a big factor.

[The Fish 10708]

44 minutes ago, Alex said:

Honestly think another couple of wins would see us alright even if we lost the rest. Obviously 3 or 4 wins would be a lot better and calm everyone's nerves. I agree about the desire being a big factor.

Yeah, there's a group of 5 teams who'd need 3 wins to get to 40pts and 3 that would need 4 wins from their remaining 7-8 games. IMO a couple of wins should be enough for the teams already >30pts and relegation will come down to the other 5 who've not yet passed that mark.

[Kid Dynamite 6986]

7 minutes ago, The Fish said:

Yeah, there's a group of 5 teams who'd need 3 wins to get to 40pts and 3 that would need 4 wins from their remaining 7-8 games. IMO a couple of wins should be enough for the teams already >30pts and relegation will come down to the other 5 who've not yet passed that mark.

 

So what your effectively saying is the 3 teams with the lowest points will be relegated? I hadn’t thought of it that way... what’s the name of your football podcast again? 

[Dr Gloom 21812]

37 points will be enough this season. we'll be safe by the time we play west brom, and hitting top half of the table by the end of the season. 

bosh!

[ewerk 30249]

Making friends everywhere you go.

 

[Alex 34822]

What a shower of cunts

[Meenzer 15392]

Can we introduce them to that ISIS lad from Montpellier? I think they'd make a terrific match.