Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Kid Dynamite 6986]

Liverpool will still be shit. 4 good forwards but when you start every game with Mignolet, Henderson and Milner you have bigger issues than centre half 

[wykikitoon 19879]

Fuck me. What would they pay for a world class defender? 

[Dr Gloom 21811]

3 hours ago, Tdansmith said:

Liverpool to get van dijk for £75 million

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11669/11186626/liverpool-agree-deal-to-sign-virgil-van-dijk-from-southampton-for-75m

Football really is broken innit. How the fuck is he worth almost what real paid for Ronaldo?

[Howay 12496]

 They’ll proper big him up now. He’s as prone to a clanger as what they have now. 

[Tdansmith 3207]

13 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

Football really is broken innit. How the fuck is he worth almost what real paid for Ronaldo?

 

I honestly couldn't agree with you anymore. You've hit the nail on the head.

It's mental.

[Ayatollah Hermione 13794]

I’d say they need a better central midfielder than centre half. They invite a load of pressure through the middle.

[Isegrim 9733]

4 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

I’d say they need a better central midfielder than centre half. They invite a load of pressure through the middle.

They already paid ridiculous money on Keita to join them next season after failing to get him last summer.

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

In today's market Boumsong would still be worth nowt.

[Dr Gloom 21811]

[Tdansmith 3207]

Former AC Milan striker George Weah will be the next president of Liberia. His victory was announced by Liberia's National Elections Commission on Thursday - it said that with 98.1% of ballots counted, Weah had won 61.5% of the vote.

I had a cheeky bet on this a few years ago at odds of 500/1 it's the first one in the bag of my double.

 

 I'm just waiting for David Ginola to be the next French Prime Minister for the double up  

 

 

Edited December 29, 2017 by Tdansmith

[ewerk 30242]

Shola for PM!

[Rayvin 5176]

I suspect he'd be an improvement on May tbh.

[adios 717]

Only suspect?  You massive racist.

[PaddockLad 17077]

Today, am basically about to sleep with someone else’s missus, in possibly the worst way

 

https://www.afcb.co.uk/black-label-events/hospitality

 

Never done anything like this before. A mate owns a civil engineering company and sponsors half a dozen games a season at Dean Court. Usually it’s his clients he takes but he didn’t want to be sat about talking about concrete and aggregate during the festive period and just wants to sit around getting pissed. A certain Mr G Souness is known to frequent to corporate area on match days so am looking forward to a chat with him later  

[Alex 34822]

Don’t see why that means you have to triple dip his lass

[ewerk 30242]

Be sure to address him as the Scottish fuckpig.

[PaddockLad 17077]

2 hours ago, Alex said:

Don’t see why that means you have to triple dip his lass

 

am trying to say I don’t enjoy watching competitive games which don’t involve Newcastle. 

[Monkeys Fist 42048]

If you do meet Souness, don’t acknowledge his football career at all. 

Treat him as a failed actor, discuss his sole appearance in Boys From The Blackstuff, and ask him where it went wrong from there. 

[Tdansmith 3207]

The price for getting beat off the mackems is Mark Warburton sacked

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42528150

[ewerk 30242]

And Steve McClaren favourite to take over.

[Tdansmith 3207]

Just now, ewerk said:

And Steve McClaren favourite to take over.

How the hell does this nugget keep getting linked with all these top jobs ? 

[ewerk 30242]

I wouldn’t really call Forest a top job. The fact that he’s getting linked with any sort of a job is amazing though.

[Howmanheyman 32715]

Has McClaren not just got sacked from somewhere like Malaysia or something?

 

(I'm guessing he didn't get sacked because he couldn't do the accent).

[PaddockLad 17077]

 

Joe Harvey's testimonial brochure....his notes are frankly magical...

 

https://www.flickr.com/photos/125837901@N03/sets/72157690926554734/with/38690498454/

 

 

[The Mighty Hog 508]

13 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

 

Joe Harvey's testimonial brochure....his notes are frankly magical...

 

https://www.flickr.com/photos/125837901@N03/sets/72157690926554734/with/38690498454/

 

 

John Gibson hasn't changed much! 

 

But that's a cracking find.