Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Tdansmith 3259]

21 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Gay or not, I know for sure, that the Force will always be with him!

Highly Illogical

[Sonatine 11361]

 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3887]

Bigirimana has just come on for Motherwell 

[The Fish 10849]

England u17s have come back from 2-0 down to lead Spain 3-2 in the U17 World Cup Final.  

[Alex 35059]

Ant is seething

[Ayatollah Hermione 13856]

Don't worry, Ant. A couple of them will find Irish grannies at some point in the next five years.

[Howmanheyman 33116]

2 hours ago, Alex said:

Ant is seething

I heard the England lads 'put 'em under pressure'.

 

>Insert Jackie Charlton pic here<

[ohhh_yeah 2964]

17 hours ago, Ant said:

5-2 but no one cares

 

 

 

 

 

Interested in seeing if there will be any progress in seven years.

 

[Howmanheyman 33116]

14 hours ago, Ant said:

 

here you, that's our song, you've got plenty of shitey England ones to use.

There's also the amazing band that follows England as well. What's not to love?

[ewerk 30545]

You can keep those cunts.

[Kid Dynamite 7025]

2 hours ago, ohhh_yeah said:

 

 

 

Interested in seeing if there will be any progress in seven years.

 

 

Spains first goal

 

Hes about 6 yards offside 

[Howmanheyman 33116]

2 hours ago, Ant said:

 

did they not get banned or something and lose their sponsors when they realised everyone hated them so tried to crowdfund trips  

 

 

no idea but if it's true you have to worry about their total lack of self awareness.

[Andrew 4747]

1 hour ago, Kid Dynamite said:

 

Spains first goal

 

Hes about 6 yards offside 

 

He's not offside, number 18 at the bottom of the screen on the replay is playing him on

[Howay 12496]

9 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

no idea but if it's true you have to worry about their total lack of self awareness.

I personally absolutely fucking hate them. They have no self awareness whatsoever as they responded to a Facebook group that wanted them banned by implying most like what they do iirc. The shitty, turgid, uninspired trumpeting always made the half arsed performances the English players put in at world cups look even more lackadaisical than they were. 

 

I’ve always been of the belief they’re all middle-England types who only follow England and don’t really bother with league clubs as they’re not really into footy. 

Edited October 29, 2017 by Howay

[Howmanheyman 33116]

46 minutes ago, Howay said:

I personally absolutely fucking hate them. They have no self awareness whatsoever as they responded to a Facebook group that wanted them banned by implying most like what they do iirc. The shitty, turgid, uninspired trumpeting always made the half arsed performances the English players put in at world cups look even more lackadaisical than they were. 

 

I’ve always been of the belief they’re all middle-England types who only follow England and don’t really bother with league clubs as they’re not really into footy. 

Aye. Plus they were getting paid so a bit of self interest going on too. 

[Howay 12496]

32 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

Aye. Plus they were getting paid so a bit of self interest going on too. 

Still staggered by that. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13856]

My mate does a shockingly good impression of their embarrassing, "Come on, England!" melody as blasted out of cheap as fuck brass instruments that, if he did it through a megaphone, would be a massive improvement next summer.

[Noelie 103]

11 hours ago, ohhh_yeah said:

 

 

 

Interested in seeing if there will be any progress in seven years.

 

 

Who's the one on the end showing-off with his knickers pulled up?

[Howmanheyman 33116]

Just watched motd2. Absolutely staggered how much of a thick cunt Phil Neville is, I mean, knew he wasn't the sharpest tool in the box but just about everything he's said tonight was shite and his opinions on the everton job was gold plated bollocks. Even Jenas and the presenter were struggling to keep it together listening to him.

[Tdansmith 3259]

He's nee Gary Neville is he.

[Ayatollah Hermione 13856]

8 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

Just watched motd2. Absolutely staggered how much of a thick cunt Phil Neville is, I mean, knew he wasn't the sharpest tool in the box but just about everything he's said tonight was shite and his opinions on the everton job was gold plated bollocks. Even Jenas and the presenter were struggling to keep it together listening to him.

 

Article on the BBC site written by him that says Unsworth should get it because he "understands the fabric of the club", whatever that means. I assume it means he'll go on Twitter, telling everyone they're a massive club because they share a city with a club that was actually successful for a while. 

 

You can add that pile of shit to his opinion that Everton would break into the top 4 this season, just because they spent a lot of money, completely ignoring that they spent it fucking stupidly.

[ewerk 30545]

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You need a certain character to be an Everton player and there is a certain style of football that you have to play as an Everton manager - the fans want to see goals, action and men going forward.

 

They do not want defensive-type performances and they do not want slow football. They want entertaining.

 

Not exactly entirely unique to Everton that, is it?

[StoneColdStephenIreland 74]

That team with Him, Tony Hibbert and Steven Pienaar was hardly free flowing was it?

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 3887]

53 minutes ago, ewerk said:

 

Not exactly entirely unique to Everton that, is it?

 

It is bollocks though, they seemed quite happy when Moyes bored everyone to death for 11 years.

[Howay 12496]

 Aye was going to say, free flowing attacking football is not something I’d associate with Everton.