Andrew 4994 Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 Teams Champions: Relegated: Newcastle to Finish: Best Attack: Worst Attack: Best Defence: Worst Defence: FA Cup Winner: Caribou Cup Winner: Players League Top Scorer: League Most Assists: Player of the Season(League): Player of the Season(Us) Signing of the Season(League): Signing of the Season(Us): Biggest Flop(League): Biggest Flop(Us): Worst Discipline: Emerging Next Great Hope of English Football: Managers First Sacked: First to Lose Their Shit in a Press Conference: Misc Completely Nonsensical Prediction For the Season Ahead: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4488 Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 6 minutes ago, Andrew said: Teams Champions: Man City Relegated: Huddersfield, Brighton, Burnley Newcastle to Finish: 14th Best Attack: Man City Worst Attack: Huddersfield Best Defence: Chelsea Worst Defence: Huddersfield FA Cup Winner: Arsenal Caribou Cup Winner: Man Utd Players League Top Scorer: Aguero League Most Assists: Kevin de Bruyne Player of the Season(League): Jesus Player of the Season(Us) Lejuene Signing of the Season(League): Bernardo Silva Signing of the Season(Us): Lejuene Biggest Flop(League): Lukaku Biggest Flop(Us): Dummett Worst Discipline: ? Emerging Next Great Hope of English Football: Anyone who plays well for 3 games running Managers First Sacked: De Boer First to Lose Their Shit in a Press Conference: Conte Misc Completely Nonsensical Prediction For the Season Ahead: This will be the most boring year of premier league football ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5623 Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 9 minutes ago, Andrew said: Teams Champions: Manchester United Relegated: Huddersfield, Swansea, Burnley Newcastle to Finish: 14th Best Attack: Spurs Worst Attack: Huddersfield Best Defence: Manchester United Worst Defence: Swansea FA Cup Winner: Spurs Caribou Cup Winner: Manchester City Players League Top Scorer: Kane League Most Assists: Dele Alli Player of the Season(League): Kane Player of the Season(Us): Ritchie Signing of the Season(League): No idea. Signing of the Season(Us): Lejuene Biggest Flop(League): Based on money spent, Lukaku Biggest Flop(Us): I guess Manquillo, but I'm fairly optimistic about all of them, just least so about him. Worst Discipline: I really dunno - Mitrovic if Rafa plays him would be up there. Emerging Next Great Hope of English Football: Hopefully Murphy, but who knows really. Managers First Sacked: Paul Clement First to Lose Their Shit in a Press Conference: Mourinho, as ever. Maybe Wenger I suppose. Misc Completely Nonsensical Prediction For the Season Ahead: Guardiola will leave City at the end of the season after having failed to achieve anything significant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22832 Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 just tried his and it made me realise how little i know about football these days after only really watching the championship last season, so decided not to bother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 (edited) Teams Champions: Chelsea no Relegated: Huddersfield, Swansea, Stoke close Newcastle to Finish: 10th yep Best Attack: Man City yep Worst Attack: Huddersfield yep Best Defence: Man Utd gonna happen Worst Defence: Swansea bit out FA Cup Winner: Man Utd yep Caribou Cup Winner: Newcastle no Players League Top Scorer: Lukaku no League Most Assists: Dele Alli no Player of the Season(League): Dele Alli no Player of the Season(Us) Shelvey yep Signing of the Season(League): Lukaku no Signing of the Season(Us): Lejuene no well maybe Biggest Flop(League): Kyle Walker n9 Biggest Flop(Us): Manqullio yes Worst Discipline: Xhaka no Emerging Next Great Hope of English Football: Shelvey yes Managers First Sacked: Hughes no First to Lose Their Shit in a Press Conference: Mourinho can't remember he's always whinging Misc Completely Nonsensical Prediction For the Season Ahead: Mitrovic to avoid getting a card all season has he had one for us? Edited April 13, 2018 by TheGingerQuiff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11128 Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 (edited) On 8/11/2017 at 11:52 AM, Andrew said: Teams Champions: Man Utd - Mourinho's second season, Lukaku will get better service than at Everton and his presence will get more from Rashford, Lingard and Martial. Relegated: Swansea, Huddersfield, Burnley, Newcastle to Finish: 15th Best Attack: Man City - De Bruyne, Aguero, Gabriel Jesus, Sane, Bernado Silva... Christ alive. Worst Attack: Burnley - Jon Walters, Sam Vokes, Ashley Barnes... Christ alive. Best Defence: City if Kompany stays fit, but Man Utd when he inevitably doesn't Worst Defence: Swansea - Only Hull were worse defensively last year and they've not strengthened their back line. FA Cup Winner: Spurs Caribou Cup Winner: Chelsea Players League Top Scorer: Lukaku League Most Assists: De Bruyne Player of the Season(League): De Bruyne Player of the Season(Us): Shelvey Signing of the Season(League): Lukaku's goals will deliver Man Utd the title. Signing of the Season(Us): Lejeune Biggest Flop(League): Money spent vs return? Andre Gray. Worst performing? Joe Hart. Biggest Flop(Us): Kenedy if it happens, Manquillo if it doesn't. Worst performer will be Lascelles Worst Discipline: Holebas (Watford) Emerging Next Great Hope of English Football: Rashford/Loftus-Cheek Managers First Sacked: Hughes First to Lose Their Shit in a Press Conference: Mourinho but I'd like it to be Wagner. Misc Completely Nonsensical Prediction For the Season Ahead: A team will change their manager twice before the end of the season. Edited August 15, 2017 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4994 Posted August 11, 2017 Author Share Posted August 11, 2017 11 minutes ago, The Fish said: Stoke will have the worst attack with Burnleys players? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 dummetgate all over again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 21784 Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 Teams Champions: Man Yoo Relegated: 'Uddersfield, Brighton, Stoke Newcastle to Finish: 12 Best Attack: Man City Worst Attack: Stoke Best Defence: Man Yoo Worst Defence: Stoke FA Cup Winner: Man Yoo Caribou Cup Winner: City Players League Top Scorer: Jesus League Most Assists: KDB Player of the Season(League): Pogba Player of the Season(Us) Ritchie Signing of the Season(League): Lukaku Signing of the Season(Us): Atsu Biggest Flop(League): Morata Biggest Flop(Us): Merino Worst Discipline: Shelvey Emerging Next Great Hope of English Football: Murphy Managers First Sacked: Hughes First to Lose Their Shit in a Press Conference: Mourhino Misc Completely Nonsensical Prediction For the Season Ahead: Man Yoo play some attractive football and people say they are now like the old Man Yoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneColdStephenIreland 74 Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Andrew said: Teams Champions: City Relegated: Burnley, Huddersfield, Stoke. Newcastle to Finish: 10th Best Attack: City Worst Attack: Huddersfield Best Defence: Chelsea Worst Defence: Southampton FA Cup Winner: Tottenham Caribou Cup Winner: Chelsea Players League Top Scorer: Aguero League Most Assists: Ozil Player of the Season(League): De Bruyne Player of the Season(Us) Mitrovic Signing of the Season(League): Lacazettr Signing of the Season(Us): Lejeune Biggest Flop(League): Lindelof Biggest Flop(Us): Merino Worst Discipline: Clark Emerging Next Great Hope of English Football: Shelvey Managers First Sacked: Dyche First to Lose Their Shit in a Press Conference: Rafa Misc Completely Nonsensical Prediction For the Season Ahead: Mitro in top 3 league scorers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11128 Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 35 minutes ago, Andrew said: Stoke will have the worst attack with Burnleys players? Typo. Started on Stoke, then checked on Burnley. Burnley will have the worst attack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1310 Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Andrew said: Teams Champions: - City Relegated: - Hudderfield, Burnley, Brighton Newcastle to Finish:-16th Best Attack: - City Worst Attack: - Burnley Best Defence: - Chelsea Worst Defence: - Huddersfield FA Cup Winner: - Arsenal Caribou Cup Winner: - Liverpool Players League Top Scorer: - Kane League Most Assists: - De Bruyne Player of the Season(League): - Kane Player of the Season(Us) - Richie Signing of the Season(League): - Lukaku Signing of the Season(Us): - Lejeune Biggest Flop(League): - Rooney Biggest Flop(Us): - Atsu Worst Discipline: - Mitro Emerging Next Great Hope of English Football: Murphy Managers First Sacked: Watford whoever it is this week. First to Lose Their Shit in a Press Conference: Jose Misc Completely Nonsensical Prediction For the Season Ahead: Fish to get to the point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31791 Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 1 hour ago, Andrew said: Teams Champions: Arsenal Relegated: Huddersfield, Burnley, Swansea Newcastle to Finish: 13th Best Attack: Man City Worst Attack: Burnley Best Defence: Chelsea Worst Defence: Huddersfield FA Cup Winner: Man U Caribou Cup Winner: Arsenal Players League Top Scorer: Lacazette League Most Assists: Sanchez Player of the Season(League): Sanchez Player of the Season(Us): Shelvey Signing of the Season(League): Lacazette Signing of the Season(Us): Lejeune Biggest Flop(League): Morata Biggest Flop(Us): Manquillo Worst Discipline: Mitro Emerging Next Great Hope of English Football: Couldn't give a shit Managers First Sacked: Mark Hughes First to Lose Their Shit in a Press Conference: Mourinho Misc Completely Nonsensical Prediction For the Season Ahead: Us to reach League Cup final Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11128 Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 1 hour ago, David Kelly said: You're a bellend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5623 Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 2 minutes ago, The Fish said: You're a bellend. See, you could have cut that post down by 2/3rds and conveyed exactly the same meaning. You're a lost cause, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11128 Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 Clarity though. Just saying "Bellend" could be misconstrued as a request, or I could be calling Harry Kane a Bellend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1310 Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 Cunt would have certainly sufficed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11128 Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 32 minutes ago, David Kelly said: Cunt would have certainly sufficed Cunt it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1310 Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 4 minutes ago, The Fish said: Cunt it is. May as well stick to what I get called in real life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 Teams Champions: Man Utd Relegated: Huddersfield, Brighton, Palace Newcastle to Finish: 17th Best Attack: Tottenham Worst Attack: Newcastle Best Defence: Man City Worst Defence: Huddersfield FA Cup Winner: Arsenal Caribou Cup Winner: Man City Players League Top Scorer: Kunt Aguero League Most Assists: Eriksen Player of the Season(League): Lukaku Player of the Season(Us): Elliot Signing of the Season(League): Lukaku Signing of the Season(Us): Murphy Biggest Flop(League): Sissoko again Biggest Flop(Us): Perez Worst Discipline: Mitrovic Emerging Next Great Hope of English Football: Fuck Knows Managers First Sacked: Koeman First to Lose Their Shit in a Press Conference: Rafa Misc Completely Nonsensical Prediction For the Season Ahead: Someones cock will pop out of their shorts like Peter Beardsley at Euro 88 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11128 Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 Teams Champions: Man Utd - Mourinho's second season, Lukaku will get better service than at Everton and his presence will get more from Rashford, Lingard and Martial. Nope Relegated: Swansea, Huddersfield, Burnley. Swansea and Huddersfield still in with a shout, but everyone else predicted Burnley too, so I'm happy enough with that. Newcastle to Finish: 15th Still possible, but unlikely. Best Attack: Man City - De Bruyne, Aguero, Gabriel Jesus, Sane, Bernado Silva... Christ alive. Called it. 15 goals ahead of their nearest rivals. Worst Attack: Burnley - Jon Walters, Sam Vokes, Ashley Barnes... Christ alive. Burnley and Stoke have poor attacks, but neither have the worst, so I'm screwed either way. Best Defence: City if Kompany stays fit, but Man Utd when he inevitably doesn't. Called it. Worst Defence: Swansea - Only Hull were worse defensively last year and they've not strengthened their back line. Swansea nowhere near the worst defence. FA Cup Winner: Spurs Still could... Caribou Cup Winner: Chelsea Nope Players League Top Scorer: Lukaku 14 goals off the top spot. League Most Assists: De Bruyne leading at the moment. Player of the Season(League): De Bruyne Best "Whoscored.com" ratings. Player of the Season(Us): Shelvey Been brilliant lately, but it's not him Signing of the Season(League): Lukaku's goals will deliver Man Utd the title. Nope, Salah is probably the signing of the season. Signing of the Season(Us): Lejeune. Nope, Dubravka or Kenedy imo Biggest Flop(League): Money spent vs return? Andre Gray. £18.5m and fewer goals than Joselu? Worst performing? Joe Hart. Can't even get a game these days. Biggest Flop(Us): Kenedy if it happens, Manquillo if it doesn't. :good:Worst performer will be Lascelles Worst Discipline: Holebas (Watford) 6 yellows in 24 apps. Not even close. Emerging Next Great Hope of English Football: Rashford/Loftus-Cheek Argument to be made for Rashford but RBL is not the NGH Managers First Sacked: Hughes Nope he was 7th to get the boot, de Boer was first. First to Lose Their Shit in a Press Conference: Mourinho but I'd like it to be Wagner. Can't remember Misc Completely Nonsensical Prediction For the Season Ahead: A team will change their manager twice before the end of the season. West Brom did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 On 11/08/2017 at 12:16, TheGingerQuiff said: Teams Champions: Chelsea no Relegated: Huddersfield, Swansea, Stoke close Newcastle to Finish: 10th yep Best Attack: Man City yep Worst Attack: Huddersfield yep Best Defence: Man Utd gonna happen Worst Defence: Swansea bit out FA Cup Winner: Man Utd yep Caribou Cup Winner: Newcastle no Players League Top Scorer: Lukaku no League Most Assists: Dele Alli no Player of the Season(League): Dele Alli no Player of the Season(Us) Shelvey yep Signing of the Season(League): Lukaku no Signing of the Season(Us): Lejuene no well maybe Biggest Flop(League): Kyle Walker n9 Biggest Flop(Us): Manqullio yes Worst Discipline: Xhaka no Emerging Next Great Hope of English Football: Shelvey yes Managers First Sacked: Hughes no First to Lose Their Shit in a Press Conference: Mourinho can't remember he's always whinging Misc Completely Nonsensical Prediction For the Season Ahead: Mitrovic to avoid getting a card all season has he had one for us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4994 Posted April 13, 2018 Author Share Posted April 13, 2018 To be fair I think "Signing of the season" has to be taken with the consideration that the January window hadn't happened. Of our summer signings I think Lejeune is a fair call, he's been really good alongside Lascelles lately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14340 Posted April 13, 2018 Share Posted April 13, 2018 Mo Diame's twin brother who happens to be good at football was a good signing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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