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[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

4 hours ago, TheGingerQuiff said:

 

Sickening, but to cancel that out tune into Sky Box Office, where I expect another mackem bamp to become unstuck

 

As expected, beaten but a 'draw'. Shit mackem cunt

[Ayatollah Hermione 13886]

I thought Virgin Van Dijk was absolutely outstanding but Liverpool won that game from a penalty that wouldn't have been given had it been Wijnaldum or Henderson in the same situation as Sissoko. It must be nice walking into games knowing the decisions will definitely go your way.

[Kid Dynamite 7034]

14 hours ago, ewerk said:

Aye, big risk to start the two time golden boot winner and England captain.

 

Aye

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

We've had a number of World Cup winners. Ardiles, Jack Charlton and Guivarch. 

[Tom 14012]

I see Albania on Wearside are claiming the European cup victory as their own.

After all the stick they gave us for appreciating Rafa’s trophy collection too.

Also, yes - plenty of geordies have lifted the European cup. Idiots.

[Rayvin 5223]

Why are any of them celebrating this like it's a victory for them... is Henderson the first mackem in living memory to win something?

 

Carrick is a Geordie isn't he? It didn't register with me at all whenever he won anything.

Edited June 2, 2019 by Rayvin

[Kid Dynamite 7034]

TBF, if we were in league one after 2 devastating losses at Wembley in quick succession we would probably be clutching at straws too

[Rayvin 5223]

Would we? I genuinely don't think it would have even occurred to me. Maybe if it was an icon like Shearer... is that how they see Henderson? He's way too beige a player for that kind of love, surely?

[Tom 14012]

He’s all they’ve got.  

[Monkeys Fist 42465]

 There’s that other Mackem called Jordan…

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

Can't go anywhere without seeing something scouse related today, bin dipping cheating arseholes.

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

They never rated Jordan and thought they'd taken Liverpool's eyes out when they sold him for £20m.

Now the sad fuckers love him. MLF you know. Worst accent in the Premier League

[Ayatollah Hermione 13886]

Mind, with Villa being back in the league, the worst accent race is a close one.

[wykikitoon 20210]

Sissoko  what a fucking bag of shite he is.

Also, Owen, fuck me, he's put some timber on the fat cunt!

[Howmanheyman 33270]

1 hour ago, wykikitoon said:

Sissoko  what a fucking bag of shite he is.

Also, Owen, fuck me, he's put some timber on the fat cunt!

Tbf he's basically been retired since about 2006 so he's had plenty of time to put it on and he did come across as a bit of a lazy cunt apart from those infrequent bursts of speed. As an aside, can you imagine his come face and his monotone voice? "Yes. There it is. Owen shoots again and gets millions of his little strikers away. Mrs Owen never had a chance. Back of the net."

[Monkeys Fist 42465]

20 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

Tbf he's basically been retired since about 2006 so he's had plenty of time to put it on and he did come across as a bit of a lazy cunt apart from those infrequent bursts of speed. As an aside, can you imagine his come face and his monotone voice? "Yes. There it is. Owen shoots again and gets millions of his little strikers away. Mrs Owen never had a chance. Back of the net."

And then pops his knee out, and is injured for the next 5 years. 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

I remember 3 bursts of speed against us in one game at SJP. 

[strawb 4270]

2 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

Tbf he's basically been retired since about 2006 so he's had plenty of time to put it on and he did come across as a bit of a lazy cunt apart from those infrequent bursts of speed. As an aside, can you imagine his come face and his monotone voice? "Yes. There it is. Owen shoots again and gets millions of his little strikers away. Mrs Owen never had a chance. Back of the net."

“Congratulations, she’s 13”

 

**this is a meme, I am not saying he is a nonce**

[Monkeys Fist 42465]

2 hours ago, essembeeofsunderland said:

I remember 3 bursts of speed against us in one game at SJP. 

Drugs are baaaad, mm’kay? 

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

6 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

Sissoko  what a fucking bag of shite he is.

Also, Owen, fuck me, he's put some timber on the fat cunt!

 

He got player of the year award at Spurs, you'd be ashamed if you were one of this teammates.

[tooner 243]

1 hour ago, Anorthernsoul said:

 

He got player of the year award at Spurs, you'd be ashamed if you were one of this teammates.

it was the spurs "legends" that voted him that, not the players themselves.

[Ayatollah Hermione 13886]

Mbabu, aside from getting sent to the shops by Ronaldo, is looking very good against Portugal. Getting up and down the line and delivering some excellent crosses. I hope he left because he wanted to go back to Switzerland because if not, selling him and replacing him with Yedlin was a piss poor move  

[Dr Gloom 21959]

Uvavu

[Ayatollah Hermione 13886]

VAR  

 

You have to give it up for Schar who, noticing the Semedo foul was going to VAR, decided to smash into Bernado Silva so the ref would have to listen to the check.

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

How does Fabian Delph even get in the squad never mind start for England? He's barely played all season for crying out loud.