Howmanheyman 32715 Posted November 16, 2017 Share Posted November 16, 2017 An old workmate of mine who was a character in his own right, told me about being in Cork, (IIRC?') and cracking on with a lercal taxi driver whose patter by the sound of it was similar to my old work pal. Anyhow, he gets talking about Roy Keane's father who was known to the local taxi drivers for being a bit of a blaggart when he was full of peeve. One day, the taxi driver picks Keane's Dad up and he's obviously had a few and full of it. "Do you know who my son is?" He says. The driver says to my mate that he didn't let on he knew. "Go ahead, I don't know who your son is." Pissed Keane senior replies, "I'll give you a clue, he's Ireland's and Manchester United's greatest ever captain. There you go!" The taxi driver looks in the mirror deadpan and says, "fuck me! You big Paul McGrath's dad?" Keane senior took it well, "fucking Paul McGrath? I'm Roy Keane's Dad! Fucking Paul McGrath?" Might've just been a tale for a tourist but it made my pal laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2942 Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 Lacazette in the starting lineup for Wenger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3207 Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 A great result for Man City, may as well give them the tittle now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 Pickford at fault again.I told you be was dodgy would you wouldn't have it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 And again at fault,this time he did a 'Krul', shit his pants in the face of the enemy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5175 Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 You're just having the best afternoon, aren't you? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 If only you had agreed with me at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 19 minutes ago, essembeeofsunderland said: And again at fault,this time he did a 'Krul', shit his pants in the face of the enemy. I wouldn't like to be in a trench with him in a war! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30238 Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 1 hour ago, essembeeofsunderland said: Pickford at fault again.I told you be was dodgy would you wouldn't have it. Is English your third language? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15391 Posted November 18, 2017 Share Posted November 18, 2017 Turd language more like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3207 Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 Is he Irish ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5175 Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 We're not even sure he's from this planet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30238 Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 21 minutes ago, Tdansmith said: Is he Irish ? Does alcohol make you racist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3207 Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 21 minutes ago, ewerk said: Does alcohol make you racist? To be sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6986 Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 Arnautovich might have broken his wrist. Although you'd think his arms dropped off the way he's going on My daughter had a double break of her forearm last week and went to bed with it like nowt was the matter. My point being Arnautovich is a big Jessie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3207 Posted November 19, 2017 Share Posted November 19, 2017 1 hour ago, Kid Dynamite said: Arnautovich might have broken his wrist. Although you'd think his arms dropped off the way he's going on My daughter had a double break of her forearm last week and went to bed with it like nowt was the matter. My point being Arnautovich is a big Jessie Those leg wiggles he did to let every one know it hurt, were impressive to be fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34821 Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 17 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said: Arnautovich might have broken his wrist. Although you'd think his arms dropped off the way he's going on My daughter had a double break of her forearm last week and went to bed with it like nowt was the matter. My point being Arnautovich is a big Jessie You've got a daughter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6986 Posted November 20, 2017 Share Posted November 20, 2017 Your patter gets worse by the week you middle aged fart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneColdStephenIreland 74 Posted November 22, 2017 Share Posted November 22, 2017 Celtic getting tanked again in the Champions League. They'd definitely come top 6 in the Prem though cos they're massive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30238 Posted November 22, 2017 Share Posted November 22, 2017 (edited) They did look good when going forward though. PSG looked excellent when they were arsed. Edited November 22, 2017 by ewerk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted November 23, 2017 Share Posted November 23, 2017 Jordan Henderson said Liverpool's midfield couldn't find their fwont fwee in the second half and i agwee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19877 Posted November 23, 2017 Share Posted November 23, 2017 On 19/11/2017 at 0:46 AM, Tdansmith said: To be sure I've only just seen this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34821 Posted November 23, 2017 Share Posted November 23, 2017 Celtic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10701 Posted November 23, 2017 Share Posted November 23, 2017 They'd be top 6 and challenging for Europe dontcha know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5175 Posted November 23, 2017 Share Posted November 23, 2017 Brazilled Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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