Howmanheyman 33113 Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4247 Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 There is this night market near me, bars, food, music the lot. It's really nice, only ruined by the fucking zany parents and their free-range kids. Tabitha's and Joshua's (it's not josh) running amok spooling everyone's fun, they should have to have leads on them like dogs. Last month one of the little darlings did a shite right in the middle of the path. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33113 Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 2 hours ago, strawb said: There is this night market near me, bars, food, music the lot. It's really nice, only ruined by the fucking zany parents and their free-range kids. Tabitha's and Joshua's (it's not josh) running amok spooling everyone's fun, they should have to have leads on them like dogs. Last month one of the little darlings did a shite right in the middle of the path. Josh is as bad as Joshua tbh. Anyway, talking of kid names....... has anyone on here, (be honest now), named their kids with any pretentious or charverish names? I'll go first, mine are Rachel and Nicole. Next! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 Norman William Margaret and Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33113 Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 Just now, Christmas Tree said: Norman William Margaret and Michael Named after Tebbitt, Hague, Thatcher and Heseltine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 10 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Named after Tebbitt, Hague, Thatcher and Heseltine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21567 Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 (edited) 4 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: Named after Tebbitt, Hague, Thatcher and Heseltine? I'm thinking the latter's Portillo. Also would have thought CT's youngest would have been called Dave, even if it was a girl? I went for the GoT theme rather than politics (Tony or Peter was tempting). No regrets so far and neither have little Khaleesi and Joffrey. Edited July 14, 2017 by Renton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13856 Posted July 15, 2017 Share Posted July 15, 2017 I have 3 daughters and 1 son. The daughters are Ruby, Emerald and Pearl. Then the son came along so I called him Onyx. Not because of the stone, because he was Onyx-pected Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The Fish 10849 Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 (edited) Mate of mine just called her newborn baby boy "Harry Blake Hunter" "Blake Hunter" FFS Edit: There's no familial reasons for those names either. Edited July 17, 2017 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15518 Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 I'm sure the other kids at school will be only kind and respectful when they find out he's called Bloke Hunter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7025 Posted July 17, 2017 Author Share Posted July 17, 2017 A Hairy Bloke Hunter at that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10849 Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 9 minutes ago, Meenzer said: I'm sure the other kids at school will be only kind and respectful when they find out he's called Bloke Hunter. Just now, Kid Dynamite said: A Hairy Bloke Hunter at that Well, that's perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21567 Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 2 hours ago, The Fish said: Mate of mine just called her newborn baby boy "Harry Blake Hunter" "Blake Hunter" FFS Edit: There's no familial reasons for those names either. If they have a girl they should go with Servalan (nerd joke). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30544 Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 If that were my surname I'd definitely be calling my son Milf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3887 Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 Daughter aged 8 called Millie and a son aged 6 called Toby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10849 Posted July 17, 2017 Share Posted July 17, 2017 4 hours ago, ewerk said: If that were my surname I'd definitely be calling my son Milf. Oh, it's not his surname, those are first and middle names. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7025 Posted July 20, 2017 Author Share Posted July 20, 2017 It's a fucking ball ache having kids and working shifts like. We have to work opposite days (13hour shifts) to make sure someone is home to look after the bairn which gives us one day a week off together. Whilst trying to maintain some semblance of a social life I'm at a gig in Blackpool on next weeks day off and the wife is in Manchester overnight the week after that. We've literally got 1 day off together in the next 30 days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42378 Posted July 20, 2017 Share Posted July 20, 2017 I've previously mentioned that there's a kid in my daughter's year at school called Aragorn. Fucking Aragorn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21912 Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 Some twins my eldest went to nursery with were called Atticus and Digaby. Poor kids, never stood a chance. The trend in his school year seems to be for old fashioned names, so he's got a Sydney, Iver, Nancy etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15518 Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 We've got multiple instances of Milo and Arlo among the junior parkrun crowd. Pretty sure those are dairy companies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35059 Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 10 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: I've previously mentioned that there's a kid in my daughter's year at school called Aragorn. Fucking Aragorn There's a lad in my eldest's year called 'Blu'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 If you want stupid names then I could write a book of them given that I spend half my working life present at caesarian sections. We've had twins called Wayne & Dwayne, Blaze & Storm. Girls called Spirit, Mariah, Xena, and the delightful new trend of ridiculous spellings: Jaxsun, Reign-Bo and Dayseigh-Mae. The Yoda-esque creature that I grew is Joseph Alexander. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15518 Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 4 minutes ago, catmag said: Blaze & Storm Gladiator-tastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted July 21, 2017 Share Posted July 21, 2017 2 minutes ago, Meenzer said: Gladiator-tastic. They were boys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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