Alex 37287 Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 On 12/07/2017 at 13:43, adios said: Not sure which of us Gloom's having a go at there but I'd approve either way. Expand Exactly, it doesn't matter as it applies to both of us. And him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 Kids though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37287 Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 On 12/07/2017 at 13:46, adios said: Kids though. Expand Geez, I know. Mind, the contempt I have for my own is nothing next to that which I have for other people's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23962 Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 we're all doomed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 On 12/07/2017 at 13:48, Alex said: Geez, I know. Mind, the contempt I have for my own is nothing next to that which I have for other people's. Expand This thread is the equivalent of posting hundreds of pics of your special one on Facebook. So some of us are going to want to say all the things we've wanted to respond to those with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14806 Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 There was a kid on the bus the other day who was just making one, long wordless sound for about 15 minutes and the mother was completely helpless to stop it, despite it's best efforts. That was only 20 minutes of a 24 hour day, of a 7 day week, of a 52 week year and I have no idea how anyone hacks it. And then they become teenagers, fuck me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11344 Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 What nuggets of advice have you lot recieved that have been utterly, fucking useless? Not got any yet, but we're hoping to have 2 over the next few years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37287 Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 Full of revelations this thread like. First I find out J69 has a bairn and now I've discovered Dave has a lass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 Is it time to start a thread about how our fur-babies are just as important as actual babies yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 16618 Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 On 12/07/2017 at 15:34, adios said: fur-babies Expand Filth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23962 Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 On 12/07/2017 at 15:34, adios said: Is it time to start a thread about how our fur-babies are just as important as actual babies yet? Expand next thing you know, @Gemmillwill have moved house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11344 Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 On 12/07/2017 at 15:24, Alex said: Full of revelations this thread like. First I find out J69 has a bairn and now I've discovered Dave has a lass. Expand fuck off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7819 Posted July 12, 2017 Author Share Posted July 12, 2017 On 12/07/2017 at 15:07, The Fish said: What nuggets of advice have you lot recieved that have been utterly, fucking useless? Not got any yet, but we're hoping to have 2 over the next few years. Expand My prediction is after you've had one you will no longer want two Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 On 12/07/2017 at 16:13, Meenzer said: Filth Expand They've never thrown a dirty protest in a tent tbf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45838 Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 On 12/07/2017 at 08:40, Rayvin said: Every time people talk about kids, they end up saying 'Kids are great, really changed my life for the better' with no examples of how. Expand Fist Jnr shouts downstairs at 8:30pm, " Daa--aad, can I show you something?" Me. " It's well past bedtime, FJ, go to sleep!" FJ " But dad, it's really good!" Me " Go to sleep!" *hear thump thump thump as son runs downstairs. " But look!" Reveal hidden contents Ffs! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1222 Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 I've got 3 to 3 different women, I ended up bucking the 3rd bairns auntie on the sly so suffice to say that has caused untold problems ever since. I love my kids. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45838 Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Howmanheyman 37149 Posted July 12, 2017 Share Posted July 12, 2017 On 12/07/2017 at 15:24, Alex said: Full of revelations this thread like. First I find out J69 has a bairn and now I've discovered Dave has a lass. Expand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11344 Posted July 13, 2017 Share Posted July 13, 2017 (edited) On 12/07/2017 at 19:10, Kid Dynamite said: My prediction is after you've had one you will no longer want two Expand Nah we'll need the first to look after the second. Edited July 13, 2017 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51213 Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 Welcome to mumsnet. This thread is fucking gross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24199 Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 On 14/07/2017 at 09:26, Gemmill said: Welcome to mumsnet. This thread is fucking gross. Expand Agreed. There's a time and place, and that place is mumsnet (although the sex forums there are canny interesting.... ). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14806 Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 On 14/07/2017 at 09:38, Renton said: Agreed. There's a time and place, and that place is mumsnet (although the sex forums there are canny interesting.... ). Expand Dirty bastard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Alex 37287 Posted July 14, 2017 Share Posted July 14, 2017 Quality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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