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1 minute ago, adios said:

:lol: Not sure which of us Gloom's having a go at there but I'd approve either way.

Exactly, it doesn't matter as it applies to both of us. And him

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1 minute ago, adios said:

Kids though.

Geez, I know. Mind, the contempt I have for my own is nothing next to that which I have for other people's.

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4 minutes ago, Alex said:

Geez, I know. Mind, the contempt I have for my own is nothing next to that which I have for other people's.

:lol:

 

This thread is the equivalent of posting hundreds of pics of your special one on Facebook.  So some of us are going to want to say all the things we've wanted to respond to those with. ;)

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There was a kid on the bus the other day who was just making one, long wordless sound for about 15 minutes and the mother was completely helpless to stop it, despite it's best efforts. That was only 20 minutes of a 24 hour day, of a 7 day week, of a 52 week year and I have no idea how anyone hacks it. And then they become teenagers, fuck me.

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What nuggets of advice have you lot recieved that have been utterly, fucking useless? 

 

Not got any yet, but we're hoping to have 2 over the next few years. 

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1 hour ago, Alex said:

Full of revelations this thread like. First I find out J69 has a bairn and now I've discovered Dave has a lass.

 

:lol: fuck off

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4 hours ago, The Fish said:

What nuggets of advice have you lot recieved that have been utterly, fucking useless? 

 

Not got any yet, but we're hoping to have 2 over the next few years. 

 

My prediction is after you've had one you will no longer want two 

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11 hours ago, Rayvin said:

Every time people talk about kids, they end up saying 'Kids are great, really changed my life for the better' with no examples of how

Fist Jnr  shouts downstairs at 8:30pm,

" Daa--aad, can I show you something?"

Me. 

" It's well past bedtime, FJ, go to sleep!"

FJ 

" But dad, it's really good!"

Me

" Go to sleep!"

 

*hear thump thump thump as son runs downstairs. 

" But look!"

Spoiler

11180500_10206527132558549_255888664_o.j

Ffs! 

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13 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said:

 

My prediction is after you've had one you will no longer want two 

Nah we'll need the first to look after the second.

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9 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Welcome to mumsnet. 

 

This thread is fucking gross. 

:icon_lol: Agreed.

 

There's a time and place, and that place is mumsnet (although the sex forums there are canny interesting.... :blush:).

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