David Kelly 1245 Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 Imre Varadi. His dads Oliver Hardy. Fuck me that jokes older than Noelie and works a lot less well typed as oppose to being spoken. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42418 Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 Santiago Munez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfy 12 Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 46 minutes ago, David Kelly said: Imre Varadi. His dads Oliver Hardy. Fuck me that jokes older than Noelie and works a lot less well typed as oppose to being spoken. It's a good answer and funny, but it's not right. Have another go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfy 12 Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 42 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Santiago Munez. I prefer not to talk about him if you don't mind. He left us for Real Madrid but only did so because he followed his mate, Gavin Harris. I was gutted when he left because he scored some good goals for us and ended up going with that actress from Brookside close who happened to sink so low in her acting career that she ended up taking a job as a nurse at Newcastle General Hospital. This is the lad you're on about, right? Anyway if it is, then it's a great answer but it's just not right and I didn't even think his dad was even that funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42418 Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 Senor Munez even told me you are even so unfunny you even make his teeth itch. Even. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfy 12 Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 (edited) 30 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Senor Munez even told me you are even so unfunny you even make his teeth itch. Even. Frigging hell I didn't even think he knew me. I feel a bit crap now for having a pop at him. He's right about me being so unfunny mind. I'm not funny, ever. I wasn't brought up to be funny or even know what funny is, so I just pretend people are funny as I pretend that I can be funny. Life can be funny like that. Edited June 7, 2017 by wolfy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfy 12 Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 Anyway, the striker was Alan Gowling for those who are bothered about anything I say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1245 Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 7 minutes ago, wolfy said: Anyway, the striker was Alan Gowling for those who are bothered about anything I say. Who was his dad then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfy 12 Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 Just now, David Kelly said: Who was his dad then? Stan Laurel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1245 Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 3 minutes ago, wolfy said: Stan Laurel. Is this some sort of weird conspiracy theory or a joke I don't get? Because he most certainly wasn't Alan Gowlings dad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfy 12 Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 1 minute ago, David Kelly said: Is this some sort of weird conspiracy theory or a joke I don't get? Because he most certainly wasn't Alan Gowlings dad. When you first hoyed in Olver Hardy, I thought, " ehhh, how did he manage to get so close to that first go." And then I saw that you'd put down Imran Varadis. Hell of an attempt though. Yeah Alan Gowling and Stan Laurel's son, stan. Who would of thunk that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3892 Posted June 8, 2017 Share Posted June 8, 2017 15 hours ago, wolfy said: Stan Laurel. Fuck off you fucking gimboid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10856 Posted June 8, 2017 Author Share Posted June 8, 2017 (edited) 23 Premier League players have scored exactly 4 goals in one match. Name them you wastrels. Edited June 8, 2017 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42418 Posted June 8, 2017 Share Posted June 8, 2017 Shearer Cole Macdonald. Coffee time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfy 12 Posted June 8, 2017 Share Posted June 8, 2017 26 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: Fuck off you fucking gimboid. Trainspotting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30598 Posted June 8, 2017 Share Posted June 8, 2017 Newcastle players or PL? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfy 12 Posted June 8, 2017 Share Posted June 8, 2017 Wijnaldum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10856 Posted June 8, 2017 Author Share Posted June 8, 2017 1 hour ago, ewerk said: Newcastle players or PL? PL, sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10856 Posted June 8, 2017 Author Share Posted June 8, 2017 (edited) Cole Wijnaldum Edited June 8, 2017 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3892 Posted June 8, 2017 Share Posted June 8, 2017 Robbie Fowler, Michael Owen, Robert Pires, Thierry Henry, Ian Wright, Wayne Rooney. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3892 Posted June 8, 2017 Share Posted June 8, 2017 Ruud Van Nistelroy, Christiano Ronaldo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10856 Posted June 8, 2017 Author Share Posted June 8, 2017 (edited) Owen Fowler Cole Henry Rooney Wijnaldum Edited June 8, 2017 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17252 Posted June 8, 2017 Share Posted June 8, 2017 Les Ferdinand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3892 Posted June 8, 2017 Share Posted June 8, 2017 Lampard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10856 Posted June 8, 2017 Author Share Posted June 8, 2017 (edited) No sir. Sir Les did not Owen Lampard Fowler Cole Henry Rooney Wijnaldum Edited June 8, 2017 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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